@jdonson89 @dapperlaughs @LeeAndersonMP_ Or I could be somebody that likes comedy a little more intellectual. You know, comedy that requires a bit of grey matter to work it out. Saying that I got a telling off today for renaming my work iPad “ANUS.” Go figure.

@dapperlaughs @LeeAndersonMP_ Can’t fault you for that. At least you’re honest about it.

@RealDonKeith Ambulances and police cars.

@bigglyn70 @LyndyMountain @LeeAndersonMP_ Have a word with yourself you goon. And that word should be “impact.” Moron.

@GSGB01 You look like a minge.

@BOURNYBOY76 Grifting little dwarf.

@RobertJenrick When was the last time you were in Newark?

@RealDonKeith His legal team requested these conditions. You’re just a fundraiser so he can ponce about in Stone Island clothes and eat for free. He’s using you.

@RupertLowe10 Which one of you is throwing the magic ring into the volcano?

@alicelowe Ohhhh…this is good news. A certified fan purchase is imminent. Looking forward to finally seeing this.

@TheNorfolkLion Imagine being a female (which you are not) alone with this cretins? Horrible.

@RobertJenrick Armed with an anti-aircraft gun? Which one was carrying that around?

@SandyofSuffolk REFORM arse

@Na4428951273317 @RealDonKeith Local elections have been postponed. Now fuck off you Russian BOT.

@pauseforponder @LBC @ShelaghFogarty @GlobalPlayer Great response. You have shown your true colours in 15 words. Hurrah for you. You are ace. THE BEST.

@pauseforponder @LBC @ShelaghFogarty @GlobalPlayer Your dad is a legend amongst the felching society. He gives out badges and hats.

@DonaldJT_ He’s getting shit because he’s a creepy fucking pig and he looks like he’d enjoy pushing the red button whilst wanking off on a photo of his mum.

@Common_SensePod @Joey7Barton Are kicking and punching on the cards? Asking for the judge.

@Juliest101 Excellent work. Well done.