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Happily married husband, father to 2 amazing daughters ,dog dad to 3 pups, medical cannabis patient 🇨🇦🌲🌬🇨🇦 #CannabisCommunity #CanadianCannabis

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@StonerDadYYC
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3 years
Give me that stoner dad POV
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8 days
@rahsh33m I watched both my kids pop out of my wife’s vajayjay and I can, without a doubt, state that she is 100x times stronger than I’ll ever be
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@DailyLoud Damn it even pinned him down, what a dumb ass
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@StonerDadYYC
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5 months
The signs are clear, it is time
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@StonerDadYYC
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22 days
@phtevennnnnn I HAVE CONCEPTS OF A PLAN
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@StonerDadYYC
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8 days
@mymixtapez No wonder the incels are so mad. Can’t get pussy or a home
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@StonerDadYYC
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2 years
One for me, one for you, one for us
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1 month
@Rossmac212 Worst? This is the best fucking thing I’ve ever seen!
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@StonerDadYYC
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26 days
I can’t believe I grew this 🥹
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@StonerDadYYC
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4 months
Anyone else chew on their stems after tearing the bud off? Anyone? No, just me? 🤷‍♂️
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@StonerDadYYC
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13 days
@FearedBuck Less galaxy gas more cannabis gas
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@StonerDadYYC
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3 years
I’m in, you in?
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@StonerDadYYC
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1 year
Let’s get high
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@StonerDadYYC
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9 months
Wife asked for a smoothie
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@StonerDadYYC
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2 years
This local garlic pickle pizza is a legend around these here parts
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@StonerDadYYC
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24 days
@joakial_ During Covid, us parents had to become the teachers. I am not cut out to be a teacher. I can’t imagine most parents are. Education degrees are important. Let the professionals profession.
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@StonerDadYYC
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1 month
@TomMarazzo Rainbows hurt you Tom. Rainbows. I want you to think long and hard (that’s what she said) about how RAINBOWS are affecting you so personally
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@StonerDadYYC
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2 years
Packed and ready for Saturday night. Hbu?
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@StonerDadYYC
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16 days
@itsnashflynn Ah, so THATS the threshold to get them to agree to a little telework
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@StonerDadYYC
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2 months
@ask_aubry @GizmosSpace3 She’s the current VP of the United States of America. How is this allowed or not seen as a direct threat to her? This goes beyond free speech and is incredibly troubling
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@StonerDadYYC
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6 months
Everywhere I go, there are signs
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@StonerDadYYC
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2 years
The dangerous effects of cannabis
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@StonerDadYYC
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11 months
I don’t miss these days at all
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@StonerDadYYC
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9 months
Oh sure, but toss a cannabis store instead and everyone would be up in arms 🙄
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@StonerDadYYC
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8 months
Took 2 hours off work today and now I’m done till Sunday. You in?
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@StonerDadYYC
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7 months
Accidentally brought my pre rolls into the office today. Big no no. Ran them back to the car but thank god these cases are almost virtually smell proof
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@StonerDadYYC
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1 year
Time for a little wedding poop
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@StonerDadYYC
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5 months
Share your green photos with us
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@Dan_Kinghorn77
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5 months
Share your green photos with us. 🙏🤓✌️
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@StonerDadYYC
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8 months
Everyone talkin bout drama and judgement today, maybe you need a little bit of this and chill
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@StonerDadYYC
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7 months
I’m ready for the weekend, hbu?
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@StonerDadYYC
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2 years
Wake n bake on the lake
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@StonerDadYYC
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2 months
Weed inhaler 🤩
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@StonerDadYYC
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1 month
therapy and self care
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@StonerDadYYC
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5 months
There are signs everywhere I go
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1 month
@Ribera420 how'd he get his hat back on when they got to the bed?
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@StonerDadYYC
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5 months
Where’s weed taking us today?
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@StonerDadYYC
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2 years
Can we get back to smoking weed already?
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@StonerDadYYC
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3 months
She wanted krabby pattys for her bday party
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@StonerDadYYC
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2 years
I’ll bring the salad tonight 😏
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@StonerDadYYC
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2 years
@ThisOneSayz Uh yeah. There are multiple layers to this. But yes, this is the way.
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@StonerDadYYC
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1 year
Hahaha omg, a freakin inhaler, hilarious. What has this world come to?? I can’t wait to try it tonight😁 Thanks @scoliomama for the heads up 💚
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@StonerDadYYC
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2 years
Parent teacher interviews done, let’s smoke
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@StonerDadYYC
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2 years
Great night for a joint
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@StonerDadYYC
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3 months
What’s up stoners?
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@StonerDadYYC
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3 years
I need to figure out what to do with this. 6 months worth of vaped bud. What’s the easiest thing to make out of it? Butter? What do you guys think?
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@StonerDadYYC
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8 months
Weed time, yes or yes? Let’s go 💨💚
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@StonerDadYYC
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3 months
How the fuck do I have an 11 year old 😭
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@StonerDadYYC
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6 days
@PopBase There’s a lot of stuff in this world that people are obsessed over that literally has no impact on their lives whatsoever. It’s super confusing to me
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@StonerDadYYC
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2 years
I made a couple extra for us. You ready?
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@StonerDadYYC
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@northstardoll “You’re not gonna like what I’m about to say”
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@StonerDadYYC
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1 year
I’m ready to tackle this Monday. Hbu?
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@StonerDadYYC
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2 years
It’s about that time, right?
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@StonerDadYYC
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2 years
A little something for us around the tree
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@MadelnCanada Iggy didn’t get enough credit for that play
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@StonerDadYYC
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2 years
My kinda Super Bowl
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@StonerDadYYC
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1 year
What is your favourite household “stoner” item/tool? I’ll start, it’s this 1/8 tsp scoop I stole from the kitchen. Fucking love it, best little scoop for bowls and my vape. 🤫 don’t tell the wife
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@StonerDadYYC
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@EdmontonOilers He scored SO MANY great goals against us. Huge respect for him and his family and the way they were loved here in Calgary. What an insurmountable loss. I can’t even begin to wrap my head around this kind of tragedy. Condolences to the Gaudreau family. 💚
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@StonerDadYYC
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@dcalyssa Pick up my lights , I need them back 💀
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@StonerDadYYC
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9 months
Tickets paid, warrants cleared, let’s get back to smoking weed, shall we?
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@StonerDadYYC
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8 months
Asked the wife what she wanted for dinner and she was feeling shroomy so I made some mushroom risotto and the drink of choice tonight is ginger ale; whatdya got for dinner tonight my fellow stoners?
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@StonerDadYYC
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2 months
Dear Diary, I love weed.
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2 months
You in?
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@StonerDadYYC
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2 months
I had probably one of the most important meetings of my career and I fuckin nailed that sucker outta the park. WOOOOO
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@StonerDadYYC
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9 months
It’s fuckin cold so let’s make this quick, k?
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@StonerDadYYC
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3 years
Coffee. Cannabis. Sex. I’ve had a great morning, how about you?
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@StonerDadYYC
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8 months
My stoner buddy at work brought home a new family member this weekend 🥹
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@StonerDadYYC
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9 months
Life unfiltered 🌅 🇨🇦
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9 months
Why is this life?
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4 months
You are god damn right it was the first thing I went to get after I was done work today
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@StonerDadYYC
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1 year
Making chicken pot pie while I get stoner dad high
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@StonerDadYYC
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8 months
Kids dropped off at school, work overtime done yesterday now housework overtime kicks in. But first…
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@StonerDadYYC
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5 months
Helps my back pain Helps my anxiety Helps me sleep Helps me tolerate people I like it
@2girls1blunt420
2 Girls 1 Blunt Podcast
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why do y’all smoke weed?
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@StonerDadYYC
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2 years
Smokin weed with my weed
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3 years
What I’ve accomplished with my day so far: 1. Took pictures of weed 2. Smoked said weed 3. Showered 4. Replaced a light bulb
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@StonerDadYYC
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8 months
Peanut butter puff you say? Don’t mind if I doooo
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@StonerDadYYC
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4 months
The work day is done. You comin?
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@StonerDadYYC
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2 years
I don’t even care if you make fun of me, I’m pretty excited to try it since I never order myself anything off Amazon except vitamins 😂
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@StonerDadYYC
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1 year
Works done; choose your weapon
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@StonerDadYYC
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5 months
Who needs a drink after work when I got somethin way better 😏
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@StonerDadYYC
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1 year
I think Benny’s just as excited for this nug as I am
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@StonerDadYYC
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11 months
I didn’t have “we’ll send you free weed and you blind taste test it for us” on my 2023 bingo card yet here we are
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@StonerDadYYC
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2 years
Holy shit I’m baked
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@StonerDadYYC
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3 months
Fuckin rights boys, fuckin rights
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@StonerDadYYC
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2 years
I’ve been stoned all day
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1 year
Everywhere I go, there are signs telling me it’s time
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@StonerDadYYC
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4 months
Always yes
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4 months
Do you think we should adopt a 🐕 tonight?
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7 months
“You should see the other guy”
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3 months
Picture of the kids
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1 year
Neighbour Marty was blown away that you can buy an oz of weed with three diff strains that are all rolled for you and look just like smoke packs. While I’ve quit cigs for years, Marty smokes and this appeals to him. Literally something for everyone out there. Legal weed is great
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@StonerDadYYC
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6 months
What’s your country doing? 🇨🇦 💪
@higherjessica
Jess NutFarm Hope 🏳️‍🌈🌱🌙
6 months
You can buy clones in New Brunswick stores. What a wild world we live in. #cannabisculture
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@StonerDadYYC
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1 year
Great name that admittedly took me too long to get 😂
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@StonerDadYYC
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2 years
Let’s roll
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@StonerDadYYC
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11 months
The other day, a beautiful woman told me I had a nice smile and it really pumped my tires so I thought I’d share with you all too
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@StonerDadYYC
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1 year
Good morning
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@StonerDadYYC
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6 months
It’s 4/20 next weekend; let’s celebrate with a giveaway & hope it arrives on time! 📬 Details after the cut✂️ Rules: 🇨🇦Canada only🇨🇦 Comment on this tweet to enter🐥 No need to follow ➡️ Deadline: Sunday Apr 14 10pm MDT⏰ 18+ AB/21+ QC/19+ Rest of CA 👵 #CanadianCannabis
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5 months
Get home. Get into dad sweats. Get high.
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@StonerDadYYC
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2 years
Another work week done, time to treat myself 😶‍🌫️
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@KylieJaneKremer @RaffeyeEl Wow this is incredible!
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@fetacheezepls Stoned so I’m using portrait mode on my weed isn’t she so beautiful
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6 months
This edible ain’t shi…
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