Mari 🐈⬛🌱
@StolitzFirstEgg
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I made the mistake of choosing two deeply traumatized men with communication issues as my comfort ship and now I'm paying for it ❤️ 26 she-her
De Nile - (The Loo Loo) Land
Joined June 2024
About me: .• Stolitz shipper and defender ❤️🩶.• Suspected neurodivergent but too poor for a diagnosis .• Looking for mutuals to talk about HB (not minors tho).• Artdoll artist and maybe plushies artist in a future 🫶🏻
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Stolas at the "hate Blitzø" party.
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Begging on my hands and knees for someone to draw Blitz wearing this
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This is taking me sooo longgg
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THEY'RE DONEEEE ❤️ I'm super happy with them ngl
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I'll never see tomatoes the same again
Blitz y Fizz de chiquitos son un tomate redondo y un tomate perita no no pienso explayarme al respecto.
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Some Helluva Jeans in progress (I'll see myself out sorry)
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A quick silly edit bc he looked too pretty not to. Oh Blitz you're so lucky
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GUYS GUYS STOLITZ IS LIVING TOGETHER NOW, THEY'RE GONNA EAT BREAKFAST TOGETHER THEY'RE GONNA SPEND SINSMAS TOGETHER BLITZ IS GONNA COOK FOR STOLAS THEY'LL CLEAN THE APARTMENT TOGETHER THEY'RE ROOMMATES BUT WITHOUT A ROOM.
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I was joking around with some friends talking about Blitz and how he's a clown turned hired assassin and then one of them asked if they ever showed the first person he killed and suddenly it wasn't funny anymore.
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He's a diva ✨️✨️💅🏻.
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THIS IS SO BLITZ CODED NOW I NEED BLITZ MAKING HORSE SHAPED RAVIOLI
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CAN I SAY THAT THE STERN "Millie" THAT BLITZ SAID AFTER SHE INSISTED ON FINISHING THE MISSION DID ~THINGS~ TO ME???? AM I ALLOWED??? BC WOW.
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HE'S MY BUDDY NOW OK??? I LOVE HIM WAIT WHERE’S THAT MEME LET ME DO SOMETHING REAL QUICK
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This was supposed to be posted tomorrow but I'm impatient so here we go lol ✨️ Egg Bump ✨️.(It could probably use some more work but shhh it's the best I could do today). #stolitzeggpreg #eggpregweek
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CW: domestic violence // self-harm . I know a lot of people think "You'll be okay" hints at Stolas struggling with some suicidal ideation and I agree, but what if it's about Stella's abuse and him fearing one day it'll get too far??.
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Something I love is the concept/idea of Via telling shit to Blitz that she can't tell Stolas bc as much as she loves and trust her dad he's still her dad.
Seriously though the way they keep showing parallels between Blitz and Via tells me they’re going to be so fucking close.
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*whispers* Stolas.
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FUCK IT I NEED THIS IN A SHIRT IN A BAG TATTOED IN MY SOUL
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HOW COME I JUST LEARNED THAT THIS EXISTS????? THE UNDERBUST CORSET?? THE NECK FRILLS?? THE LONG GLOVES AND HIGH BOOTS??? T H E B U L G E????????
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I would let him steal my christmas, my halloween, my birthday, my books, my money, my easter eggs, my regular eggs, my virg-
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I'm so normal about this so normal not horny at all idk why you would think that Blitz fingers being so big in comparison to Stolas body is gonna make me have filthy degenerate thoughts
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Sooooo who's going to write that one shot about then being tied together with holy rope and they won't get free until they talk (but first they struggle and rub against each other until they're kinda horny).
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I can live without a Stolitz sex scene on camera but can we at least have some audio??? Some moans through the door??? Some shots of their faces??? Just a few frames of their hands joined and their blushing faces and.
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I wasn't feeling myself today but I wanted to do something so. new pijama tshirt lol
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Day 4 - Merch inspired ✨️. I don't really know what was the thought process behind this but my brain said pregnant Blitz shibari and I had to make it happen lol. @BlitzPregWeek.#blitzpreg #blitzpregweek #helluvaboss #blitz
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Hey so, completely unrelated, do you think Blitz knows about the horse goetia on the right??? (Andre's left).
I just realized: Most of Andy's accusations against Blitzø were blatant lies. So why did he even need to know about the grimoire before he could take action? 🫢. #HelluvaBoss #Mastermind
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Imagine Blitz coming back, tired from work, you're waiting for him in bed, he undresses, lays down on top of you, and falls asleep on your chest while purring.
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HEY THAT HAND IS WAY TOO CLOSE TO THE "CAMARA" omg if that asshole even as much as grabs him roughly I'll have his head on a pike
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(Yes I know it's been longer but I did this the next day and I forgot to post it and now I'm too lazy to change it)
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Cat!Blitz plush inspired by Hound's amazing design ❤️✨️ I forgot to make his skull choker but I'll add it later lol (I don't have a tripod so the video is shaky af sorry).#helluvaboss #blitzø #HelluvaBossBlitzø
Shot No.1, tried to base it on more "organic" cat plushies like the the Beanie Babies from the 90's. Not a big fan, feels a bit weird, I think that something more stylized and cartoony may fit this heavily stylized designs more, but it was fun!
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What if we rewrite the stars?.Say you were made to be mine.Nothin' could keep us apart.You'll be the one I was meant to find
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Sooo. how much of Blitz tail would fit inside Stolas???.
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"This heart is becoming yours gradually". It is really my art if I don't fuck up at least one thing???
"You are my destiny .My only desire .You are my heart's safe space.You are my solace" . (I fucked up his chest don't look at it too much)
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Blitz sending "us" to Stolas with this pic.
two horses with their heads touching gentle gesture of closeness and shared affection together against the world
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I love "Stols" with my whole body and soul but I can hardly wait until Blitz starts makings unnecessary long-ass pet names with Stolas' name (like he does with Looney-tooney or Millie-billie).
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Oh Blitzy~ ✨️✨️.I finally finished him! I'm so happy, and I'm specifically proud of his cape, I really wanted to replicate the starry sky effect ❤️.#HelluvaBossStolas
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Guys I need Stolitz to be together and happy so badly like I'm literally crying because I NEED them to be happy together it's destroying me 😭😭.
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I still have to make all the spikes (he has like ten 🙄), the tail details, the legs and etc etc but looook 🥺🥺 he has horns now
So: the plan A didn't exactly went wrong per se but it also wasn't working the way I wanted so I went for the plan B and I'm so glad I did because it looks a hundred times better
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Ma baby boy 💕 I still have to make the Stolas' one lol
HELLUVA CREATORS!!!. We've been sharing our popular pieces, but how about your FAVORITE pieces? Even if it's only a sketch, a sentence, or if it's the whole 200k story. What have you been most proud of? What is something you have created that made you think "Wow! I love this!".
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seven nights - page 22 (end) .-.this is the last page of the main story BUT i will be posting some extras (no less angsty 😈).-.#helluvaboss #stolitz
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A night of ✨️pashionate fornicashion✨️
I went a little overboard with the talons but I love to make them chunky ✨️✨️
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I don't know if I'm super happy with this one but I had to rush to finish it to take care of other stuff lol.So here it is: working while pregnant. Pd: idk how to draw guns lmao . @BlitzPregWeek.#blitzpreg #blitzpregweek #helluvaboss #blitz
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ALSO: "Blitz, at his core, is a good person that believes himself to be inherently evil.". LOUDER FOR THE BITCHES IN THE BACK.
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My back hurts from carrying around all this fear of abandonment.
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When Blitz asks "So I'm your best friend??" with that fucking vulnerability written all over his eyes yeah I'm gonna go cry in the corner.
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OH MY LORD LOOK AT HIM!!!!
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Pringles would be so appalled to see y'all thinking Stolas is the clean/tidy one.
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Portal sex content but Blitz keeps edging the fuck out of Stolas bc he's not allowed to cum in front of anyone else.
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Not that it would fucking matter but is Cash even remotely decent at anything circus related?? Bc so far we have only see him drinking and traumatizing children.
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"I cannot exist without you.Existing without you is futile". I've been obsessed with this song (Manike - Yohani, Jubin Nautiyal) ever since I heard it and it's so Stolitz coded I had to make something about it. I'm planning on at least two more similar pieces 💕
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Something something Blitz wearing this body chain something
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The way he pushes his sadness aside so quickly and comes up with a story to explain the lack of legs gosh I love him so much he's so quick-witted and also he's been repressing his emotions since a child 😭😭.
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I need more content of Blitz showing off his circus abilities ffs PLEASE I'M CRYING AND BEGGING ON MY KNEES I'LL DO ANYTHING (except pay bc I don't have money or I would've commissioned someone already).
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Ok but the idea of Stolas gaining weight after getting in a (actual romantic) relationship with Blitz is so dear to me.
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IT'S DONEEEEEE ❤️❤️❤️ I'll take proper photos tomorrow
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Kinda bothers me a little when people insinuate that Blitz isn't the best choice as a parent for Loona bc like even assuming they're right (ARGUABLE, but whatever) he still was the only one to ever give a shit about her. He still was to only one to care.
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Blitz tied up to the bed while Stolas rides him but he ends up using his tail to control Stolas hips.
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Something about Blitz holding Stolas with just one arm and his talons not touching the floor 🫦🫦.
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I joined a magma thingy for the first time yesterday and I love my lil guy
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Stolas (and the other Goetia) deserves to have nerve endings on the opening and surrounding areas of his cloaca and some form of autolubrication idc if it's not realistic it makes sense and it's fun, give him a clit too since we're on it who cares he deserves it.
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KAS KAS WTF KAS OMG THIS IS SO HOOD THIS IS SO FUCKING GOOD HE LOOKS SO HOT I'M DYING OVER HERE D Y I N G !!!!!!!!!!!! AJWBWIWBEJEBBE LOOK AT HIM OMG HE'S SO FUCKING HOT I CAN'T I CAN'T!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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I'm being sold for scrap.
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@themiutoo It does makes me wonder if it had any weight on his choice of career tho, like we know he worked at loolooland at one point so how did he end up being like "hey, you know what I'm good at?".
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Tenerte, besarte.Andar de la mano contigo.Mi cielo, mirarte.Decirte un te quiero al oído, yo te lo digo.Qué bendición 🎶. Blitz teaching Stolas how to dance bachata ♡
I said this before but fuck man the idea of Stolas waking up from Blitz cleaning the apartment with (latin) music and then Blitz pulling him to dance together has me in tears.
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Stolitz fucking on the new year's eve and Blitz edging both of them bc they're not allowed to cum until midnight??.
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Fuck they're hot.
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You got this!! ✨️.A (sexy) cheerleader Blitz to help you get through the rough patches ❤️
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"You are my destiny .My only desire .You are my heart's safe space.You are my solace" . (I fucked up his chest don't look at it too much)
"I cannot exist without you.Existing without you is futile". I've been obsessed with this song (Manike - Yohani, Jubin Nautiyal) ever since I heard it and it's so Stolitz coded I had to make something about it. I'm planning on at least two more similar pieces 💕
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PLEASE HE'S TOO CUTE FOR HIS OWN GOOD I'm confiscating him and putting him in my pocket (yes I've been searching through @autisticblitz folder for references and ended up saving everything again)
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I kinda like them tho 👉🏻👈🏻
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