Screenwriter, author, editor, voice actor. Wrote RAISED EYEBROWS: MY YEARS INSIDE GROUCHO'S HOUSE and SALAMIS & SWASTIKAS: LETTERS HOME FROM A G.I. JEW.
Here's the link to the Kindle version of my Groucho memoir, RAISED EYEBROWS, which is in development as a film. Also available in paperback and audiobook (with me doing all the voices).
On this day in 1893, silent superstar Lillian Gish was born in Springfield, Ohio. I'd wondered if the silents had scripts with dialogue to memorize or if they just gave a general sense of what to say. I wrote to Lillian Gish - pushing 95 - and received this remarkable reply.
On this day in 1977, Julius Henry Marx shuffled off this mortal coil, bringing an end to the life of one of the greatest comedians of all time - and an end to my incredible 3-year stint as Groucho's personal secretary and archivist. The entire experience changed my life forever.
Minnie's Boys: Groucho, Harpo, Gummo, Zeppo and Chico pose for a promotional photo to draw attention to the publication of Groucho's 1959 memoir, "Groucho And Me."
LIFE magazine photographer John Swope, Henry Fonda, and James Stewart - all roommates at the time - attend a 1937 costume party at Marion Davies' home in Santa Monica. The theme was "The Spirit of '76," so they honored that theme - but came dressed as Harpo, Groucho and Chico.
On this day in 1890, Julius Henry Marx was born in New York City. I suspect all of you are grateful, in varying degrees, for all that he brought into the world of comedy. In my case, he changed my life immeasurably.
Rare photo of Groucho and Zeppo at a tribute to the Marx Brothers at the Gallery of Modern Art in New York in 1967. This was the event that triggered the Marx Brothers Renaissance of the late '60s and '70s, when their anarchy was embraced by the new generation of Baby Boomers.
On this day in 1929, the lovely and talented Audrey Hepburn was born in Ixelles, Belgium. Here she is at a December 1957 "Peyton Place" after-party at Romanoff's, dancing with an "unidentified older gentleman."
Bob Hope stops by Groucho's 85th birthday party. Groucho said, "This is a man who has made ME laugh." Hope said, "Aw, Groucho, you don't have to say that." Groucho said, "If you weren't here, I wouldn't say it." Hope said, "It's been like this for 40 years - I can never top you."
For the many thousands of you who have been demanding to see a natural color (not colorized) photo of Sydney Greenstreet, your long national nightmare is over:
Groucho, Harpo and Chico taking flight before taking flight on a United Airlines Boeing 247 in the Spring of 1935. They were probably in the midst of touring to test scenes from "A Night at the Opera" on live audiences before committing them to film.
There are no harp or piano solos in "Duck Soup" (1933), but here are Chico and Groucho, working out a duet on a piano during a break in the filming. Although the guitar was Groucho's instrument of choice, I witnessed him playing simple tunes on the piano in his living room.
Actual color (not colorized) photo of Times Square in the summer of 1946. Note the faces of Chico and Harpo above the marquee for "A Night in Casablanca" (Groucho's face not visible). Also showing nearby were "Our Hearts Were Growing Up," "Night and Day," and "The Outlaw."
Rare promotional photo of Groucho from "Rhubarb," a 1967 unsold pilot for a sitcom based on H. Allen Smith's novel. Groucho is wealthy J. Paul Greedy and Rhubarb is his cat (who owns a baseball team). Not sure if the pilot still exists, but it was taped.
For the many hundreds of you who have demanded to see a photo of Bela Lugosi with a young Elaine Stritch, your long national nightmare is over. Here they are, in April of 1947, in the comedy-mystery "3 Indelicate Ladies," which played at the Shubert Theatre in New Haven, CT.
Actual (not colorized) color photo of Bogie and Lorre taking a cigarette break during the filming of John Huston's "Beat the Devil" in Ravello, Italy, 1953.
The Four Marx Brothers - accompanied by legendary showman Sid Grauman - dressed in Scottish kilts merrily making their way down Hollywood Boulevard to put their handprints and footprints in wet cement at Grauman's Chinese Theatre on February 17, 1933.
50 years ago today - January 1, 1974 - I got a phone call from Erin Fleming, which led to my campaign to get "Animal Crackers" rereleased, which led to Erin and Groucho coming to UCLA to support our cause (see pic), which led to my working for him - and my life forever changing.
Uncommon publicity shot of The Four Marx Brothers on the set of their scene from "The House That Shadows Built," Paramount's 1931 promotional film (shown to exhibitors) celebrating its 20th anniversary.
From November 1932 until May 1933 (after "Horse Feathers" and before "Duck Soup"), Groucho and Chico starred in a half-hour NBC radio comedy series, "Flywheel, Shyster and Flywheel." Groucho was crooked attorney Waldorf T. Flywheel and Chico was his assistant, Emmanuel Ravelli.
Buster Keaton, working for scale, attempts to punch up the script for "At the Circus" (1939). When Groucho told Keaton his gags didn't really fit the Marx Brothers' style, Keaton explained, "I'm only doing what Mr. Mayer asked me to do. You guys don't need help." Bittersweet.
Groucho, Harpo, Gummo, Zeppo and Chico celebrate the publication of Groucho's memoir - "Groucho and Me" - in 1959. This was among the last photos taken of all five brothers together. (Still hard for me to believe I actually got to know three of them.....)
W.C. Fields and Groucho (with Don Ameche in the back) at Edgar Bergen's birthday party in February of 1938. I asked Groucho what sort of a man Fields was. "Drunk," was his succinct response. This is the only photo of these two comic giants (and friends) together that I've seen.
Groucho and Harpo taking a break from the filming of the football finale of "Horse Feathers," Spring of 1932. (It's possible Chico was still recuperating from his near-death auto accident at this time and they were either filming around him or using a double.)
A very happy 88th (!) birthday to my friend, the brilliant Woody Allen, who has shown astonishing resilience in the face of the groundless campaign by The Farrow Gang to destroy him. This is us on the set of "Cafe Society." (Any anti-Woody comments will result in swift blockage.)
This is the other non-Chico/Harpo photo I had Zeppo and Groucho sign in 1975, during my 3-year stint as Groucho's secretary/archivist. Fittingly, when Zeppo called me from Palm Springs to ask if he could date my ex, I spoke to him using a (new) candlestick phone in my dorm room.
Herman J. Mankiewicz produced the Marx Brothers' three funniest films: "Monkey Business," "Horse Feathers," and "Duck Soup." Here he is, c. 1932, wearing Chico's hat and pants; Harpo's wig; Groucho's eyebrows, glasses, moustache and coat (and maybe Zeppo's shoes??).
Harpo, Groucho, Chico and Zeppo - with golf clubs - in Zep's L-29 Cord Phaeton at the Lakeville Country Club in Great Neck, New York, 1930. They were big Broadway stars with two films under their belts. Hollywood beckoned the following year.
Chico and Harpo rehearsing backstage at the London Palladium, Summer of 1949. Harpo played the piano - though not as masterfully as Chico. Chico didn't play the harp at all.
Posed shot of the 4 Marx Bros. in June of 1932, filming the football finale of "Horse Feathers" at Occidental College. Chico's heavy-duty leg protectors were the result of a near-fatal car crash in April, which shattered his kneecap, broke 3 ribs and sidelined him for 10 weeks.
No, it's not the Capone gang; it's Chico, Harpo, Groucho and Zeppo in London, January of 1931. Before moving from NY to Hollywood to start on "Monkey Business," they toured, performing a pastiche of scenes from their Broadway successes.
Harpo, Chico, Groucho and Zeppo taking a break during the filming of the war finale in "Duck Soup" (1933). Obviously, Harpo wasn't needed for the next shot!
On this day in 1901, Herbert Manfred "Zeppo" Marx was born in New York City. People joke about how little he added to the Marx Brothers' films, but once he left the act, he became one of the biggest agents in Hollywood. And he had genuine charisma in person; a very colorful chap!
Color (not colorized) slide of Zeppo, Chico, Groucho, Harpo, and Gummo in 1959. Don't know the location or occasion. Harpo wore a red wig onstage and in person, but it only registered as gray on black-and-white film, so he was blond in the movies.
Groucho's 85th birthday party, 10/5/75. Front row: Lisa Mordente (Chita Rivera's daughter), Liza Minnelli, Jack Haley Jr. Second row: Lorna Luft, John Hillerman, my roommate Daryl, me. Groucho is singing, with Morrie Ryskind and Peter Sellers observing. Quite an evening....
An irreverent portrait of Groucho taken in 1976 by his one-time announcer and longtime friend, George Fenneman. Fenneman was a frequent guest at the house during Groucho's last two years. Very nice man...
In another of Peter Stackpole's wonderful 1938 photos of the Marx Brothers sans makeup or costume, Chico appears to be discussing his little black book with Harpo, Zeppo, Gummo and Groucho.
Groucho in his backyard beneath HIRSCHFELD's caricature of him, early 1977. The sign was part of the set for Groucho's 1973 appearance on Bill Cosby's variety show. He's wearing a Howard the Duck Button. One of the last photos taken of Groucho. (Photo by Barbara Wein)
Chico and Harpo were gone years before I got the job at Groucho's, so I found a couple of photos with just Groucho and Zeppo and had them sign them. When Zeppo saw this, he said, "GOD I was good-looking!" At first, I thought he wrote "a wise guy," but it's "a nice guy." Oh well.
This is either a hyperrealistically carved totem pole or a photo of the Five Marx Brothers on the set of "Duck Soup" during production of the courtroom scene in 1933. Gummo (bottom) wasn't in the film, but stopped by Paramount that day. In 1934, he and Zeppo would become agents.
Quite a lineup: Clockwise from seated: Harpo, Edgar Bergen, Ken Murray, Groucho, Jack Benny, George Burns, and writer Hal Block, for whose article in an October 1950 "Collier's" magazine this color (not colorized) photo was taken. This was at the Hillcrest Country Club.
On this day in 1898, George Gershwin was born in NYC. Why am I posting a photo of the Marx Brothers? I'm not; I'm posting a photo of Richard Rodgers as Zeppo, actress Justine Johnstone as Harpo, George Gershwin as Groucho, and Cartier's CEO Jules Glaenzer as Chico in 1929.
In 1938, Hollywood notables signed a manifesto urging an economic boycott of Nazi Germany. Stg: C. Rains, P. Muni, A. Hornblow, E.G. Robinson, Helen Gahagan, J. Garfield, G. Stuart, J. Cagney, Groucho, A. McMahon, H. Fonda, G. Sondergaard. Std: M. Loy, M. Douglas, Carl Laemmle.
Groucho out of makeup during the vaudeville run of "On The Balcony" in Kansas City, MO, in December of 1921. Strauss-Peyton Photographers specialized in painting backgrounds directly onto the glass negatives, hence the "ghostly" backdrop. Groucho was 31 here.
Groucho at his desk in his bedroom office, 1958. The setup had changed very little when I started there in 1974. He appreciated the fact that we appreciated the same authors, and he said, "You can borrow any of my books - just make sure you return them!" I did.
Harpo, in his "Horse Feathers" costume, getting tough with Gary Cooper on the Paramount lot, Spring of 1932. Coop was in the midst of making "Devil and the Deep," and this street looks to have been made into Algiers for that film. Both pictures were released in August of 1932.
Groucho signing something for Fritz Feld (who played Jardinet in "At the Circus"), while the ever-ebullient George Jessel looks on. This was at an event in January of 1977 at the Wilshire Hyatt House. It would be Groucho's last public appearance. I was there....
Outside the Orpheum Theatre in Salt Lake City, April of 1935. The Marx Brothers were there to act out scenes from "A Night at the Opera" in front of live audiences before committing them to film in Hollywood. (Note Harpo's red wig.)
The premiere of "The Cocoanuts" on May 23, 1929 at the Rialto Theatre on the corner of 7th Ave. and 42nd St. The Marx Brothers had only finished appearing live on Broadway in "Animal Crackers" the previous month. The Rialto was demolished in 1998.
Groucho with a fatherly arm around 16-year-old Melinda at the 1963 premiere of "Bye Bye Birdie," in which she had a small role. Melinda told me that shortly after her dad died, she was in a backyard and smelled cigar smoke, even though no one was smoking and no fireplace was lit.
Groucho, Zeppo and Gummo: In the '30s, the '50s, and the '70s. These were the three Marx Brothers I was fortunate to have known, Chico and Harpo having died in the early '60s.
On this day in 1890, Julius Henry Marx was born in New York City, NY. I think we're all at least a little better off for it. In my case, he changed my life.....
On this day in 1922, Charles M. Schulz was born. I had the pleasure of voicing a few Peanuts specials and co-writing "You're In The Super Bowl, Charlie Brown." A friend who worked at Bill Melendez Prods. prevailed upon "Sparky" to inscribe my copy of "Snoopy and the Red Baron."
Groucho had the original pen-and-ink of this 1971 William Hamilton NEW YORKER cartoon on his front entryway wall. He, too, was alternately amused and annoyed by pretentious intellectualizing about their movies - which were only intended to be funny, not shrewd political satire.
The Four Marx Brothers acting silly (imagine that!) for a publicity shot promoting the original Broadway version of "Animal Crackers" (1928). Note Harpo's dark (red) wig, which he wore onstage, but switched to blond for films so it would photograph lighter.
Harpo, Groucho, Chico and Zeppo on Hollywood Boulevard on February 10, 1933 - one week before they put their handprints and footprints into wet cement at Grauman's Chinese Theatre nearby. They were still months away from filming "Duck Soup."
Chico, Harpo, Zeppo and Groucho in 1924. Before making movies, Groucho would occasionally sport a home-grown moustache - even under the greasepaint one. It finally became a permanent facial fixture in late 1946 after he went solo with "Copacabana" and "You Bet Your Life."
In August of '34, Groucho starred as eccentric impresario Oscar Jaffee in the Hecht/MacArthur comedy, "Twentieth Century" at the Lakewood Theater in Skowhegan, Maine. He was apparently quite good in this non-"Groucho" role. He's shown here in the lobby with playwright Owen Davis.
My successful 1974 efforts to get ANIMAL CRACKERS back into theatres for the first time in decades led to my life-changing job working for Groucho. Five years later, its network TV premiere on CBS (in primetime!) on 7/21/79 merited a TV GUIDE spotlight. Very gratifying indeed.
Not the Capone Gang. It's Chico, Harpo, Groucho and Zeppo at the Palace Theatre in London, January 1931. They performed scenes from "I'll Say She Is," "The Cocoanuts" and "Animal Crackers." The next month, they moved to L.A. to begin work on what would become "Monkey Business."
Nice two-shot of Nathan Birnbaum and Julius Marx on the set of the 1976 Bob Hope special "Joys." There was no studio audience, but I was there to witness Groucho's last actual acting gig. Although he was on a couple of talk shows after this, "Joys" marked his final "performance."
Three happy Marx Brothers on the MGM lot in 1935. MGM exec Irving Thalberg had seen "Duck Soup" and had said, "I could make a movie with you boys that had half as many laughs and made twice as much money." For better or for worse, he was right. The result: "A Night at the Opera."
When giants walked the earth: Leslie Howard, Zeppo Marx, Carole Lombard, Gary Cooper, and Marion (Mrs. Zeppo) Marx at a Hollywood party on February 9, 1933 (my mother's 13th birthday, but hardly the reason for the party).
Chico Marx greets his "At the Circus" co-star, Jerry Maren, at the premiere of "The Wizard of Oz" at Grauman's Chinese Theatre on August 15, 1939. Even though Maren is dressed as the Mayor of Munchkin City, he played one of the three Lollipop Guild kids in the film.
A salute to Groucho in March of 1976 at the Beverly Hilton Hotel. From left to right: Red Buttons, Irwin Allen, Zeppo, Redd Foxx, Jane Fonda, George Fenneman, George Jessel, Groucho, Jack Lemmon, Rosalind Russell, Earl Wilson. I was in attendance that night (in a rented tux).
"Horse Feathers" originally ended with Harpo setting fire to the college, Groucho winning Thelma Todd, and the brothers playing poker. This was cut before the original release and replaced with the wedding scene. These are the only images I've seen of the original ending.
A very happy 87th birthday to talk-show host, comedy writer, and author
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of Gibbon, Nebraska! I started out admiring him from afar and then, via my Groucho connection, we became good friends and remain so. Here we are being silly in 1982 and 1987. Long may he wave.
James Thurber drew these caricatures of The Marx Brothers - and a horse - for a 1937 issue of "Stage" magazine. Groucho had the framed pen-and-inks on his hallway wall. His caricature was on the back of the horse drawing, but he preferred to frame it with the horse showing.
Zeppo, Groucho, Chico and Harpo in the Napoleon sketch from "I'll Say She Is" (1924), their first Broadway success. Note how far Zeppo's and Chico's hairlines had receded by then, hence the need for toupees/wigs later on. As usual, Harpo wore a red wig onstage, blond in films.
Chico's wife, Betty, and daughter, Maxine, visit Chico at Paramount on the set of "Duck Soup" (1933). I got to know Maxine a bit when I worked for Groucho and when I lived in New York. She had her father's eyes and crooked smile, which was a little disconcerting. Tough broad.
On this day in 1887, actor/dialect comedian/inventive pianist/compulsive gambler/compulsive womanizer Chico Marx was born in Manhattan, NY. Here he is, masquerading as Leonard Joseph Marx, in an MGM publicity shot from 1941. Despite his flaws, he seemed loved by all who knew him.
All In The Family: Ruth (Mrs. Groucho), Sam/"Frenchie" (Marxes' father), Maxine (Chico's daughter), Harpo, Groucho, Arthur (Groucho's son) in front of Frenchie and Minnie's house in Richmond Hill, Queens, NY, c. 1924. I was fortunate to have known three of these people....
Nice color closeup of Groucho listening intently to reporters' questions at the Cannes Film Festival in May of 1972. At the ceremony, Groucho was made a Commandeur des Arts et des Lettres. Despite his wit and a wordplay reflex second to none, he was, at heart, a serious man.
Profiles In Courage (well, profiles, anyway.....) The Four Marx Brothers on a Paramount soundstage in 1932, during a break in the filming of "Horse Feathers."
On this day in 1901, Zeppo Marx was born in New York City. During my 3 years at Groucho's, I got to know Zeppo - we even dated the same girl. He had a charisma that never had a chance to shine onscreen and was much happier as a very successful agent after leaving the act in '33.
Jack Benny, George Burns, Bob Hope and Groucho attending a 1957 Pacific Coast League baseball game with the Hollywood Stars, a minor-league team with a great many big-name celebrity owners. They played at long-gone Gilmore Field in L.A. (I met or knew all four of these fellows.)
A very happy 87th (!) birthday to Jack Nicholson of Neptune City, NJ! He's shown here at a McGovern fundraiser in Marlo Thomas' backyard on June 5, 1972. Jack is speaking with an "unidentified" elderly admirer. (That's the back of Erin Fleming's head in the foreground.)
Groucho's comment cracks up S.J. Perelman and writer-critic Kenneth Tynan in London, June of 1964. (Photo by Jane Bown.) I had the rare pleasure of spending a little time with Perelman - at Groucho's house - in 1975.
On this day in 1955, Gilbert Jeremy Gottfried was born in New York City, NY. I was pleased that Gilbert considered me a pal and that I was a guest on his podcast three (3) times. I miss him so very much, on a personal and a professional level.
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A couple of rare shots of the Marx Brothers testing the examination scene from "A Day At The Races" onstage in the summer of 1936, before filming it. Once again, Harpo wore a red wig onstage but a blond wig on film, so that it would photograph lighter than his brothers' hair.
A very happy 82nd birthday to Barbra Streisand! She's shown here, dressed as Harpo, getting a kiss of an "unidentified elderly admirer" on the set of "The Way We Were" in the fall of 1972. Dressed as Groucho are Susan Blakely, Murray Hamilton and Bradford Dillman. Groucho was 82.
I can almost hear the photographer saying, "Okay, Harpo, now look surprised; like you can't believe what you're seeing!" Paramount publicity shot for "Animal Crackers" (1930).
During today's Trump trial, the defense called a Mr. Costello to the witness stand, which led to animated conversation between the judge and the attorneys - and admonishments to Costello. Here is a courtroom artist's rendering of that sequence of events:
Harpo and singer (with Xavier Cugat's orchestra)/actress/fashion designer Juli Lynne Charlot performing for the troops during World War II. It's obvious Harpo is admiring her festive and intricate dress patterns. (She later invented the poodle skirt.) She turns 101 today.
Zeppo, Gummo and Groucho over the years. While it would've been nice to meet Chico and Harpo, these were the three Marx Brothers I came to know. Three out of five is still a decent batting average.....
Quite a lineup: Phil Silvers, Carl Reiner, Groucho, Edward G. Robinson, Harry Ruby, Frederick Loewe ("My Fair Lady" composer), and Rex Harrison in Groucho's living room, 1964. Groucho had the original of this hanging on his hallway photo wall.
Chico, Groucho and Harpo arrive in Salt Lake City in April of 1935 to perform scenes from their upcoming film "A Night at the Opera" at the Orpheum Theatre, in order to fine-tune the material before committing it to celluloid.