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I used to work for the Green Brigade that’s how I know • I’m not sectarian, I love Young Spencer • Just a Celtic tart that thinks she’s smart • 🇵🇸 • 1312
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Naw this is so funny. Some yank head bopping along to the Orange Order wearing a tricolour bracelet calling them an Irish parade
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A dunno about you but a still wouldn’t want a high speed football punted right off my fud
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My brother went straight from a gaff to my Mums the day and stole a gnome out a garden for her Mothers Day present 😭 thirty four years old
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I can’t imagine how proud the McGinn parents were last night. Probably prouder than my Mum the time me and my brother went to town together for the first time and both got lifted.
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TRNSMT charging £6.50 for a single vodka mixer and then the government gets surprised every cunt takes drugs 🤣
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@BrownSlices
Naw she’s a swifty over in Ireland for the Taylor swift gig. Just genuinely clueless
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Open the gates let me rejoin my mates naw hhahahahahahahahahaha howling hahahaha like a primary 5 trying to write a haiku
Union Bears banner outside Ibrox this morning - ‘Open the Gates, Let me rejoin my mates’.
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Quite literally, all it does it let you down. You’ve seen ONE league title in your entire adult life.
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Might be unpopular but the banter years were much funnier when they were happening to rangers
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Huns thinking Goram is a good guy is not exactly surprising but soup taking Celtic fans saying RIP when the man was a bigot proud of his association with loyalist groups is embarrassing
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A let my nephew on my iPad to check his football academy photos on Facebook and he’s sent everyone a message on messenger saying “I’m at the gym and I’ve shat myself 🥴” cheers pal
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BREAKING: Douglas Ross to resign as leader of Scottish Conservatives
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Fuckn dumb yank goes to participate in a genocide n dies of a peanut allergy. Skill issue
I am completely heartbroken.💔
Jordan Cooper, a lone soldier who came all the way from the U.S. to serve in the IDF, died tonight due to an unexpected, rare allergy attack.
May his memory be forever a blessing.
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Hmmm
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Nothing says legend quite like patching yer team when they need you.
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Should give Buckie Thistle full on Champions League treatment. YNWA, disco lights, I want it all
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“Banners displayed… do not represent the views of Celtic Football Club” we, as fans, are quite literally the football club. It ceases to exist without our support
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Always wind ma brother up cause he can’t have one pint without mentioning the Lazio game and/or Rome. He had a date last night so I phoned and asked if he mentioned Rome as a joke…… he only went and made her watch the highlights 🤣🤣
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Good morning to everyone except dancers who shake their bucket outside Celtic Park
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Again
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Does this dumb cunt think the ones booing it are really the ones that voted to remain lmfao
Scotland fans can boo the national anthem all they want.
Doesn’t change the fact you voted to remain part of the UK 🤷♀️🇬🇧🏴
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50p on a flute: 😃
50p towards saving their club: 😨
When I was young I had no sense
I bought a flute for 50 pence
The only tune that I could play
Was 'Fuck the Pope and the IRA' 🇬🇧🎶
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This is genuinely one of the best things we’ve ever done
With it being a year since Lizzys death tomorrow, let’s look back at the best chant scottish football has ever produced
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@Killacaaam
@Deiricog
@Sarahjdublin
@DA_Gwalla
Some words have the same meaning world-wide and would therefore be offensive. Some don’t. Fuckn dumb yank
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No chance is someone who looks lit this calling Celtic honking. Cunts no washed since birth
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*photo of Celtic fans*
Rangers fans: bet they’ve no showered in 6 years hahahahah no a can of deodorant between them hahahaha smelly bum bum poo
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The gb are literally part owners of a football academy in the Aida Refugee camp. They have strips with green and white hoops on the arms. Theres videos of Palestinians watching games wearing Celtic tops. A quick Google would save people making a fool of themselves
Worlds cringiest ever fanbase. Palestinians wouldn’t know Celtic from celery
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Riddle me this: which team is the worlds most successful team and also europes worst ever team?
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The fact we are so far behind these cunts is fuckin Embarrasing man. Michael Beale is a terrorist to our club
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Treat me like a bowling a ball stick 3 fingers in us and fuck us down an alley
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We try forget your time at Celtic, too
🗣️ "I try to forget that period at Celtic."
Vasilis Barkas admits Celtic stint 'tested mental health' as Ange Postecoglou relationship divulged
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Mind when huns were aw wearing bread packets on their heads. That was good craic wasn’t it
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Incase av no mentioned I’ll be in Celtic Park Thursday if anyone’s wanting winched or folded like a deck chair
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This is…… fucking horrendous patter?
When your season ticket ends up in the East end at Hampden! I was taking no chances!
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My nephew has got up at 5am before school to steal this flag from his mums boyfriends cause he’s seen boys doing it online 😂
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Nothing says end apartheid quite like a vodka coke
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2003 UEFA Cup Final is the only correct answer surely? (In my lifetime)
If you could change the result of one game in footballing history.
What would it be?
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See if you wanna support Celtic AND get yer tits out? Fuckn fire ahead. 3 points n a good set a baps is the cure to all x
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This you?
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“It's a friendly against a rival who lets be honest don't see us as one because we done fuck all… in decades” so does this mean Celtic see Rangers as pals now? X
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I’m 6”1 because apparently that matters? I’m self employed. Own home, own car. The wee girl in my picture is my niece 😂 Looking for a girl that will start the conversation first for once 😂
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Politics out of football except when it suits once again 👍🏼
🏴🇺🇦 Scotland fans are going to join Ukraine supporters singing the country's national anthem on the steps of Hampden Park tonight, in a show of solidarity, before their World Cup play-off semi final.
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Why do companies not let you choose who you want them to send your parcel with. Like I’d rather pay more for Royal Mail to send it than wait 3 weeks for Evri when I’ve paid for next day delivery
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See if yer pal is unemployed and ye “didn’t invite them incase they can’t afford it and don’t want them to feel awkward.” Can a just say yer no going about a already difficult situation the right way. Thanks for coming to my Taig talk
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Someone who a last spoke to on Tinder in August 2020 just messaged saying ‘sorry, deleted this app for a while’ aye nb ye fuckn bam sorry to hear it didn’t work out with yer bird 🤣
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“Train strikes are so inconvenient” aye so are unsafe working conditions and not earning enough money
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They’ve won the “we’re better on a video game” trophy again. Damn
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Whoever was behind that account needs outed man. Has lots and lots of personal information about people, information they’ve probably not even shared with their real life friends. A danger
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So you can have a minutes silence in favour of the monarchy that’s “fit for a sports event” but a banner opposing them is “not fit for a sports event”?? 🥴
Celtic have been fined £13,169 for the anti-monarchy banner displayed at their away
#UCL
match against Shakhtar Donetsk last month. UEFA deemed the message “not fit for a sports event”.
Celtic also been fined £3,731 for pyro in the stands in their opener against Real Madrid.
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Absolutely disgusting. Consider Football Scotland liked and followed
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There is not one single IPA that is a good pint.
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Been called fat on here by a hun awready and I’ve no even posted any bigotry. Up eh derby weekends
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Here ad be right impressed if someone whipped this oot in front of me. Would be more effective than a “can I buy you a drink?”
My ma- “Kevin ya might meet a nice girl at the wedding”
*Me at the wedding..
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An actual watched that video of the boy getting smashed by the motorbike far too many times but a howl every time
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I got lifted for breach of the peace for singing “Emilio Izaguirre, Celtic loves you more than you will know” down the high street on my 18th birthday. Not my finest hour.
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We were denied the opportunity to absolutely skud them something chronic that day
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We’ve got Abada he’s not on the wing, we’ve not got Kyogo doin his thing 🙂
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Wore my Celtic top to the gym and I hope that’s a massive fuckn ick for all the medium ugly guys that have an issue with it
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Cunts have not stopped greeting about players n their false promises and now they’re greeting cause a man was honest
"I will become the best player in Celtic and go to higher places such as the German Bundesliga or the English Premier League.”
- Kwon Hyeok-kyu (Naver Sports)
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Just got called a Fenian Bitch on my way to the toilet. I like it. Much more feminine than “bastard” 💅🏼
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Man outs someone who’s Twitter name is his full name already. CSI here he comes
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So to get to the Europa League we need Shaktar to have played an illegible player and score 9 goals, that right?
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Not liking Tennents is the “pick me” for boys
Anybody that says they enjoy Tennents are in denial for me. Its absolutely rid rotten
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"use to work for the GB " 😂😂 imagine being proud of that. Different breed
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You quite literally could not waterboard this information out of me
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Got called a glory hunter last night for supporting Celtic but living in Inverness. Brother, I was brought up supporting them in the 90s. Don’t know if you’ve heard about Celtic in the 90s but it wasn’t good
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Ad buy coke off PTT. What’s that fat lump gonny do if a don’t pay my tic
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It’s not “entitled” to recognise Celtic should be playing better than they are btw 👍🏼
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Yet I know girls that have gone to the police to report sexual abuse and got told there’s not enough resources lmao?
Yesterday a woman attended a police station, after a picture on social media showed a placard depicting two politicians as coconuts.
The 36-year-old was interviewed under caution on suspicion of a racially aggravated public order offence.
Thank you to all who have assisted.
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