📢Mission Statement🛸:. Symposium Divinorum explores the intersection of Applied Behavior Analysis (ABA) and UAP sightings, understanding UAPs as behaviors exhibited by the craft themselves, rather than passive phenomena. Through this perspective, we aim to advance understanding,

Newly released FOIA documents reveal that UFO sightings were ███████, and officials were ██████████ about ██████████████ until ███████ ███████ ████ goats. #ufotwitter #blackvault

UAP crash retrievals:.It is a well-known fact that intergalactic pilots celebrate successful wormhole traversals by partying heavily. It is a lesser-known fact that most UFO crashes happen on the way home from these celebrations.

It is a well-known fact that intergalactic pilots celebrate successful wormhole traversing by partying heavily. It is a lesser-known fact that most UFO crashes happen on the way home from these celebrations. #ufotwitter #UAPcrashretrievals

It is a well-known rule of intergalactic diplomacy that if you visit a primitive species, you must spend most of your time stacking their rocks in confusing ways, because nothing says ‘divine enlightenment’ like a well-balanced boulder. #ufotwitter #ancientaliens

Men in Black: because clearly the best way to keep something secret is dressing in matching outfits and acting as suspicious as possible. #ufotwitter #MIB

And lo, the wise men did proclaim the markings in the wheat to be divine, left by visitors of great intelligence. And when the chariots of light did descend once more, the farmer, his wrath kindled, did cry, ‘I say thee nay! Dost thou not own a pen?!’. #ufotwitter #cropcircles

And lo, in the days of great wonder, the heavens did open, and the chariots of light did descend, and the people did cry out, ‘Surely, they have come for us!’ .And verily did the voice from the sky answer, ‘Nay. But your cows are magnificent. May we have one?’ . #ufotwitter

And thus it was written: ‘Whenever a mystery ariseth, thou shalt add another mystery unto it, for two questions doth surely maketh an answer.’ And the people did nod in agreement, though the mathematicians did quietly leave the room. #ufotwitter #AncientDiscoveries

👽Gamblers and UFO enthusiasts are united by one cosmic truth: they both think blinking lights are meaningful. The slot machine says "Win," the UFO says "Contact," and intermittent reinforcement sprinkles in just enough hope to keep them enthusiastically failing, while the

RULE-GOVERNED BEHAVIOR is a negotiation with natural selection, which advises us to learn from posted warnings. However, in practice, it mostly serves as an optional suggestion. #satire #behavioralpsychology #symposiumdivinorum

📢Announcement:.Escape The simulation Radio with @JessRogge will be hosting a live show at the @ConsciousLifeLA Expo on Feb 8th!. Our Guest will be the great @SteveBassett !. More info : #ufotwitter #ufox

Hey folks! Today I’m gonna learn you all about CONTINGENCY-SHAPED BEHAVIOR ! That there extraterrestrial learned over time, that chasin' mailmen gets the loudest screams! . And that’s all the reinforcement it needs!

Hey kids! Today I’m gonna learn you all about "planned ignoring"!. That silly extraterrestrial panicked when its burning hat trick didn’t get attention, cuz ignorin' bad behavior is what Mama does best!. #ufox #symposiumdivinorum #behavioralpsychology