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@StillSelfish
2 years
@sportbible Well he’s right, neuer did the impossible in 2014 and still didn’t win
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@StillSelfish
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@Gideoomatic No idea, how can you win 0-4 and then lose 6-1 at “home”
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@CFC_Janty Because they got scared of this happening again
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@StillSelfish
11 months
@rafsenal Imagine being her man, her colleague is trying to rizz her and on top of that, the whole world is rooting for him
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@StillSelfish
2 years
@sportbible Straight red card but remember they are United mate, they can score offside goals and get the other team legal goals disallowed
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@316simsim @osowxvyy He has like 50 apps for the u21 💀
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@StillSelfish
10 months
@ClockEndH Saliba with a 75% win rate in the prem, meanwhile someone has a 13% rate 😭💀
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@brfootball They went 100% vs Gibraltar and only scored 3💀
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@StillSelfish
10 months
@TenHagEra @nishantrai_19 Get off the cocaine pal
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@StillSelfish
10 months
@Tgarratt10 @nascubed Nope, he’s yours too
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@StillSelfish
10 months
@IjeomahProsper Literally scored 18 goals in Clasicos “ don’t have a lot of goals”
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@centregoals So they paid the best lawyer in the word like 5k per hour, only for him to come up with “ we didn’t do it, he’s an Arsenal fan” 💀
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@StillSelfish
2 years
@sportbible Martinelli has more G/A in his first season for Arsenal as an 18yrs coming from the 4th Brazilian division than Sancho in his United career 👍🏻
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@StillSelfish
11 months
@Knifesedge11 Coz Klopp beat him in a different way, Arteta today schooled him at his own game
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@charles_watts Collettive wank I guess
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@StillSelfish
2 years
@OsmanZtheGooner Auba, leno and Willian doing us proud lmaoo
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@StillSelfish
2 years
@VipArsenal @Gunnersc0m Media really hyped the likes of leicester and villa fans into thinking they were in the same bracket as us
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@kirawontmiss Lmao, but on a serious note isn’t this illegal?
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@UtdDistrict Fucking hell dude said BF8💀
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@UtdEIIis @SxrgioSZN They analyzed hours of data and still signed Maguire, Sancho and Antony, they 100% signed him coz he sounds like Haaland
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@StillSelfish
9 months
@AlexisIsKavkas So 4 out of the 6 months passed, I thought Levi>Saliba would be common knowledge yet here we are…
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@StillSelfish
2 years
@sportbible 7th clean sheets in a row must be a record for the championship
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@StillSelfish
2 years
@infinitelyreds @MikeMinay Zlatan is still the only striker who failed under guardiola, haaland is scoring for fun, peak Messi, villa, Aguero and lewandoski, yet the lion became a kitty under him
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@StillSelfish
3 months
@KingOfMadridd Saka is legit the better of the 3 lmao
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@StillSelfish
10 months
@OzzySZN7 @TenHagEra @nishantrai_19 You should stop sniffing with Frank dude
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@StillSelfish
6 months
@mattjafc That’s the real question, no way he got rice telling guardiola and bayern to fuck off, and having mudryk cry on his phone 🤣
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@StillSelfish
2 years
@TheAFCnewsroom @SkySportsPL Lmaoo does he know how he scored?☠️
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@StillSelfish
2 years
@afcjxmes 1-1 typical
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@StillSelfish
4 years
@XavsFutbol How are you supposed to go back to the training centre the next day and say nothing
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@StillSelfish
2 years
@UtdEIIis Title pretenders 😭😭
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@StillSelfish
2 years
@aliabbasahmed @afcstuff @garyjacob Lmaooo someone gets the beer off this man💀
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@AFC_Fazeel Low blocks are useless against Gabby Jesus, he can dribble 2-3 players in a couple of seconds and create a chance
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@StillSelfish
6 months
@abz7ii “Mommy there were not guns and no supervillains in a costume, I want my money back!”
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@StillSelfish
9 months
@WelBeast Fucking hell🤣🤣
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@StillSelfish
2 years
@adjei_antwi @TrollFootball So the Audi cup is a trophy?
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@StillSelfish
7 months
@MyXperiences_ @granitelifting @osowxvyy Last time I checked Martinez gets benched by Otamendi
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@HaytersTV @ManUtd Could never be my manager 👍🏻
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@StillSelfish
5 years
@TrollFootball VVD: No one can dribble past me if I run away
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@StillSelfish
3 years
@UtdJ4Y @brfootball Utd stands with no trophies since 2017 wanna talk about curses lmaooo
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@StillSelfish
2 years
@afcjxmes We need to kill this game off in the second half, we have been dominating but just 1-0
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@StillSelfish
2 years
@JamesHa19293771 @sportbible He’s at fucking Real Madrid mate, sits on top of the league and he’s a starter, what regret may he ever have
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@vini_ball They both decided to miss penalties in 2012, Bayern and Chelsea have blood on their hands
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@StillSelfish
2 years
@therealoilfc1 @obiwankenobi @disneyplus Yeah in this shot you can see savage oppress more easily
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@StillSelfish
3 years
@benkevinjeru @TTrain1ngday Cesc will always be better than silva? Lmao in PL he carried an average side to constant top 4 and almost beat Barcelona over two legs, in LaLiga he got closed by Xavi-Iniesta but his stats were top class,in NT silva was playing 60 minutes in WC while Fabre got the winning assist
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@StillSelfish
4 months
@afcstuff Bomboclat Arsenal
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@StillSelfish
2 years
@Dantani @Arsenal Don’t you have some human right to deny?
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@StillSelfish
2 years
@official_Somty @brfootball Bs I’m white and I commented on the Huesca official page which is “more influential” than commenting on a tweet like this
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@StillSelfish
2 years
@ufcfooty @hardfootypix Incredible how a man with one leg has scored a better goal than the whole of women football ☠️
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@StillSelfish
5 months
@BallProgression Funniest shit ever when they say this, yesterday someone said “Arteta is mid” then thanks for saying our players are the best itw if they fight with Klopp and Guardiola with a mid manager
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@StillSelfish
4 months
@ChrisWheatley He’ll soon realize thats the standard from them, their priorities are -Arsenal failure -Chelsea failure - their own success
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@StillSelfish
2 years
@QuatorzeMorgane @amazingmap In France there was the Gauls who were already a strong civilization, something that Britannia didn’t have back then
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@StillSelfish
10 months
@jafcv2 Swear I’ve seen Chelsea fans get mad at Mupay on Saturday, man he’s the only reason Enzozi is “world class”
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@StillSelfish
2 years
@afcjxmes Scored one goal, waited for his moment all season and he did this💀 nah this guy is the best thing happened in football
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@StillSelfish
7 months
@amxthfc You lot did this and are 2 point off top 4💀
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7 months
@MCFC___BH @cagiago_ Doku since November 💀🤣
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@StillSelfish
2 years
@GiantKali @afcstuff So Martinelli from the 4th Brazilian tier was already a superstar? Or odegaard? Or ramsdale after 2 relegations, white? Saliba?
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@StillSelfish
4 months
@Morfiasco “Managing his minutes” it’s the GW37 lmao
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@KrayXavier @thespursweb And you find yourself with the midfield that got relegated
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@StillSelfish
2 years
@amanbihal @brfootball And still won more trophies than United since 2017🔥
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@StillSelfish
2 years
@WelBeast Nah he’s just going to bed early, tomorrow morning his favorite team plays
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@MLKJ_10 LMAOOO it’s PSG that never beat Arsenal in 4 occasions 😭💀
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@StillSelfish
4 years
@frankemerson5 @Orbinho Luiz really lives off that banger vs Colombia tbf
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@elsdawg Spit my water out 😭😭
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@StillSelfish
2 years
@bhavss14 No, but if he helps us win the league he’s worth 200M for me
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@StillSelfish
4 years
@djheijmen @Squawka You’re just another one who didn’t get the joke
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@StillSelfish
2 years
@TheEuropeanLad All steps away from Tottenham are forward
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@StillSelfish
11 months
@Knifesedge11 I mean, he scored an hattrick vs United
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@StillSelfish
3 years
@79willo @ODDSbible They are not unfortunately for you
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@StillSelfish
2 years
@NoContextBrits Brits and Americans are the worst possible tourists
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2 years
@ReecesEra @WelBeast Not the best time for Chelsea fans to tweet the number 10💀
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2 years
@brfootball Who invited her ☠️
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2 years
@mufc6_united @EduardoHagn Everyone who has a brain should go to Arsenal
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@StillSelfish
3 years
@BrazilianDest Messi fans are only happy when portugal lose, coz there are no moments of joy when their goat plays for argentine
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@ltarsenal Bar Everton we could have won every game with competent refs
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@CFC_Janty The player dribbled was Yaya Toure, drogba must have said “he’s doing this to the best of us on the pitch god send help”
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@StillSelfish
6 months
@cadeFCBarcelona @Gideoomatic Do you even know the meaning of those “”? There must be something in the water these Barca fans drink no other way about it
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@StillSelfish
2 years
@TikiTakaConnor They are too used to very young players, but people should realize that Trossard is in his prime now, for an instant impact with a lower fee it’s the perfect profile
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@ArsenalAnoop I feared for my family and house safety, dunno what I could have done if that went in
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@StillSelfish
2 years
@thfc_cho Lmaooo hidden replies, bro we have the same points+games in hand
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@djarinsaber Even the Mandalorian is going Woke, terrible decision, it was peak Star Wars
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@StillSelfish
7 months
@registarodri Will ever City fan realize that Madrid can spend whatever they want coz they earned that by being the best club of all time, and not because some sheik decided that he wanted a new toy?
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@StillSelfish
3 years
@Berserkertard @isoquince This man didn’t pass shit tho, couldn’t perform on international stage, poor man Messi
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@StillSelfish
5 years
@TrollFootball More like with Ronaldo and without Ronaldo
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@StillSelfish
6 months
@FuadCadani @bennybanz0 Lose some? Man you lost everything in that clip🤣
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@StillSelfish
8 months
@jacolfc @CalArsenal @SeanDOlfc That’s what happen when your parents are siblings
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@StillSelfish
9 months
@clandestine0081 Yeah he did it 6 months into his first ever job, with his back up keeper, Mustafi, Ceballos, Bellerin and Lacazette
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@StillSelfish
2 years
@GaryLineker They could definitely wrap up that Conference spot next season with 1B in the summer
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2 years
@now_arsenaI Those stripes will look amazing with the prem golden badge
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2 years
@HonestFootbaII @Arsenal We didn’t but whatever
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@StillSelfish
6 months
@ModernWrighty Apparently you did, your wife said your last words where “havertz” make of that what you want
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@StillSelfish
9 months
@ShaunlfcT @Rory_Talks_Ball Real Madrid+Barca= 19 Time to get a degree in math let alone football 💀
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@HAftbl 33 shots conceded to Watford and bottled a 2-0 lead, Man deserved to be arrested for crimes against humanity
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@StillSelfish
2 years
@Xannypaul @TikiTakaConnor He was the one who gave David Luiz that ridiculous red card in that wolves game
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@StillSelfish
2 years
@PatrickTimmons1 Timo to cash out those 40M
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@StillSelfish
3 years
@FootballFunnnys It isn’t even true coz we played it in 2017 and Arteta retired in 2016, try next time
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2 years
@sportbible Absolutely useless to name 55
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2 years
@isakasprem04 @DeadlineDayLive @10JoseAlvarez So city era has come to an end and they’re above you💀
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5 months
@garna1k @TheEuropeanLad Give me a seat, so I can see my team lose🤣
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2 years
@WaitZxK @yavuzafc So he want for a player with a release clause but didn’t pay his release clause ?
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