I saved 15% or more on car insurance by switching to a bumper sticker that says "Stay back 200 feet, not responsible for any damage".

Truly awful day for America... Notre Dame or Ohio State is going to win a championship.

The Pop Tarts Bowl should be a College Playoff bowl game.

My "Villain Arc" is ordering a large Sprite from @Arbys and getting home with a water.

Like this kind of back and forth battle where you don't know who will win? A race where the lead constantly changes? An outcome that always makes you think the winner cheated? You would love #NASCAR! Paid for by the Super PAC "Andy's good jokes at bad times"

After careful consideration, I've decided not to be Dave Chappelle Roan for Halloween.

@nascarcasm @RFKracing When you visit Prosper, TX.

@GarageGuyChase "Where is furniture row race car?"

@daletanhardt oh no

Pete Rose just stole home

Why does this look like an AI photo?

@rclark98 "Dutch didn't shoot first!"

I watched "Horizon Part 1" last night. Oh I'm sorry, I mean "B-Roll the Movie".

Probably a Lil segment.

Today's @NASCAR press conference

@GarageGuyChase

@TeamTrackhouse @RossChastain @Jockey @NASCAR Hey @steveluvender, this is a big day for the mandatory underwear era of NASCAR.

It's the same picture #HouseOfTheDragon

"There's always money in the NASCAR stand."

The internet hasn't been this powerful since the first Sonic movie trailer.