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@StevieHerb

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distilled for the eradication of seemingly incurable sadness.

Settler on Treaty 6 land
Joined March 2009
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
3 years
Holy moly. My pharmacy just called. I am on my way to get my second dose of moderna!
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
3 years
Anyone else notice bumble bees being extra chonk?
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
6 years
IS THIS A GIF OR A JPEG or is it... art
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
4 years
A bish got accepted to the U of A today. I am 30. It’s never too late.
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
7 months
Thanks 2 everyone who voted for the party that wants to take my CPP, my diabetes supplies coverage, and my rights 💖
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
1 year
Being trans/non-binary is not safe under the UCP Don’t tell your people you love them, and vote for someone who will hurt them
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
3 years
My uncle Brian has cancer throughout and the hospital wants him to die at home without pain management because they are out of space. Fuck antivaxxers.
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
1 year
Did not expect my poppies to look like this!!
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
3 years
My mom is a nurse. She works herself to exhaustion in order to treat people of Edmonton. She’s often too tired to cook when she gets home from a shift. PAY THEM
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
11 months
Say hi to Grey!!!!
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
2 years
I don’t mean to alarm anyone but this is my junk drawer
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
4 years
Sneak peak!
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
1 year
You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting for this
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
7 months
Guess who got adopted!!! Blitz goes to his furrever home tomorrow 🥲
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
3 months
I SOLD MY HOUSE! Rory and I are on to bigger and better things now 🥰
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
5 years
I got engaged! These are Kevin’s grandmas bands, I will need to have them resized.
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
2 years
Picture of many puppers from Reese’s day at daycare yesterday!
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
1 year
Todays tshirt
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
8 months
Ophelia has been protecting trans kids (me) for over 16 years. We love Ophelia.
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
10 months
Shameless selfie because I’m feelin fine
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
10 months
Okay due to popular demand: Reese the Elf!!
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
11 months
“Hi, I’m up for adoption!”
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
2 months
Got my new birth certificate today Deadnaming me is officially illegal
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
2 years
My mom may spoil Reese just a tad… pillow under his head and all tucked in 😅😅
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
3 months
Bought a house with @TheRoryMcNally and it’s the best early birthday present ever!!!!
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
3 years
My husband took me to the best greenhouse in town yesterday which was pretty exciting but when I got home my friends were here for a surprise backyard birthday party 🥰🥺🥲
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
8 months
She fat She sassy She my type of leader
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Sarah Hoffman
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
6 years
Facebook: my entire family is watching, be insightful Instagram: my crush is following, be beautiful and adventurous Twitter: the entire world can see this, have a mental breakdown weekly
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
4 years
Is X - Files just adult Scooby Doo?
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
2 years
Thrifted but new to me dining set. I am pleased as punch.
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
6 months
6 months without a cigarette 😤
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
2 years
HOLY MOLY. A few months back I fostered a sweet senior bonded pair of cats and they haven’t found a home and now…
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
2 years
Finally finished one dresser! Basically I wallpapered an old Ikea MALM dresser and added handles - quite pleased with the turn out
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
11 months
Grey was a hit at Find today!!
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
5 years
Fuck this guy
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
11 months
Have to cross post this because we are just the cutest
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
8 months
Reese takes longer to eat than Blitz does (both have slow feeders) and it reminds me that just one month ago Blitz was a starving outside baby and now he’s a nourished inside baby
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
2 years
As it is bisexual awareness week, I need y’all to be aware that I have crushes on all of u
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
2 years
Thank you, Diana, for misspelling my name and misgendering me in every of your comments. Super duper cool of you. Btw - I did see the original tweet - I already commented on that one. Great research.
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
3 months
I am officially divorced! Which means Rory is no longer “the other man”!!!!
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
1 year
THREE WHOLE DAYS!!!
@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
1 year
33 hours without a smoke and according to my app I’ve saved $16. I’m rich!!!
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
4 months
Hey hey hey! Guess what!!! I got the email today: my official name change certificate is in the mail to me!!!
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
4 years
I’m thrillledddddd
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
11 months
Everyone say hi to Reese because he’s 100% the best boy!!
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
8 months
Guys I’m dead 🥹🥹🥹
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
7 months
Daycare picture of the week - I think Reese might be the ring leader!!!
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
2 years
Is it just me or is this emoji just plain rude? From my insurance provider.
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
6 years
A few weeks ago I accidentally used a peso instead of a quarter on the bus and felt really bad and my mom said that I am the reason don iveson can’t afford razors to shave and I am still laughing about it
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
9 months
Yesterday I got the call. 7 puppies, 13 weeks old. Malnourished, bellies distended, full of worms. Have never been inside. My father warmed up his truck and drove out to Enoch to pick up the last 4. Brought them to my house - their first time being inside a house. 1/
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
3 months
I think we bought a house? Dunno, blacked out.
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
4 years
Things you can do instead of gathering in large numbers: - learn to code - read the Canterbury Tales - make pasta - braid your leg hair - wash your masks - sanitize your doorbell - wear your fancy clothes and rent a movie on demand - make your own pickles - paint a picture
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
2 years
In personal news, I did talk to my husband and got the official “we’re done”. So I’m gonna need these two dogs to kiss me a lot while I process that over the weekend.
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
8 months
Today. Tomorrow. Always.
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
7 months
I present: baby Reese
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
6 months
Guess who got adopted (hint, it’s not Reese)
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
4 years
I look at wedding pictures and wonder why are all these beautiful women marrying bearded potatoes
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
2 years
My 3yo niece has a band called Stella and the Buttcracks, and I play the backup xylophone. That’s right, I’m a Buttcrack.
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
11 months
Who puts butter in the insulin cubby? Weirdos.
@Cath_M_B
Catherine B 🎶📚🌸🌻🌷
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🤣🤣
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
7 months
One year apart ♥️♥️♥️
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
4 years
We got married in a fever (non Covid related)
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stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
1 year
Feeling the best I have in a while. Please enjoy my new monstera leaf with double fenestrations!
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stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
2 years
Femme presenting Them, here. Trying to be inclusive during pride month? Listen/read, know when to shaddup, and tell your friends you love them. 4/5 dentists and real estate agents agree.
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stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
4 years
New glasses day is good day!
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
8 months
Thank you, Edmonton, for showing up for trans youths today. Reese and I love your support.
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stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
3 years
Y’all I cannot stress enough just how depressed I am?? Please just heart this tweet 2 recognize.
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
11 months
It’s a birthday pawty!!!
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
5 years
It’s my 29th birthday and I just put an offer on a house for the first time Anyone else feeling anxious af?
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
2 years
Y’all love air fryers because you miss eazy bake ovens. I said what I said.
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
3 years
Update: he passed last night. Thank you everyone for your thoughts and prayers.
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stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
3 years
My uncle Brian has cancer throughout and the hospital wants him to die at home without pain management because they are out of space. Fuck antivaxxers.
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stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
8 months
Smol Medium X thicc
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stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
8 months
My home now consists of 3 dogs 2 peoples 1 cat 🤭
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stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
5 months
Today a lady at the off leash green belt told me she would kick my dog if he went near her. Reese and I silently and politely walked right past her and I’m really proud of him for staying by my side and of myself for biting my tongue.
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stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
5 years
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
5 years
Don’t forget while you’re day drinking with blind nationalistic pride today that you’re on treaty 6 land
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
2 years
Our new foster pooch, Violet 💜
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
1 year
Stevie got their hairs cut finally (oops I guess I’m not growing it out after all )
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stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
1 year
Surgery was successful! What should I binge while I’m down and recovering??
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stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
1 year
Todays tshirt
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stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
5 years
I bought a fucken house. You fools are supposed to stop me from doing dumb shit.
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stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
3 months
Today was my 100th therapy session with this psychologist and we talked about how far I’ve come over the years and… honestly? I’m really proud of myself.
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stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
6 months
Reese wants everyone to enjoy the blue skies and rainbows on his PJs!!!
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stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
8 months
Epcor bill for December: 300 Epcor bill for January: 500 🥴🙃😑
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stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
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Two babes off to watch our friends get hitched!!!
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stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
7 months
Look at my little mullet 🥹🥹
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stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
9 months
@integritycdn Tarps: ok for hospitals, but not houseless people
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stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
1 year
33 hours without a smoke and according to my app I’ve saved $16. I’m rich!!!
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stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
4 years
I can’t decide whether I want to laugh or cry about this
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stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
7 months
Daycare photos of… this face
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stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
6 years
Meanwhile in Vancouver
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stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
26 days
I got the keys to my home with @TheRoryMcNally today and despite some delays and some whining, my heart is absolutely full. To get to spend the future with this stud, painting and making weird jokes? Couldn’t have asked for anything more. ♥️
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stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
5 months
Violet is so happy in her forever home - just look at this smile!!! 🥰🥰🥰
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stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
5 months
strolling through my lunch break with my niece and nephew like
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stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
3 years
I confronted my employer about updating the gender neutral language policy in our office and within a week they announced their plan to update it and I’m really happy about that 🥲
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stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
5 years
I did the thing
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
4 months
Happy two year anniversary of when Diana Steele bullied me on Twitter for using they/them pronouns!!!
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stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
3 years
Let’s celebrate, buds
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
3 years
People who are offended by the mask bylaw: who hurt you?
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stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
2 years
I wanna see all y’all’s friday faces!!! Here’s my office selfie to start us off :)
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@StevieHerb
stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
2 years
I wanna see your faces!! Please reply with a picture!!
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stevie (they/them) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
4 years
I have real beef with people who don’t like to talk on the phone. It’s the most efficient way to communicate. Get over it.
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