♞ Steven Douglas 🇺🇸
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Megalodon-jumping leftists are now past their own political climate change tipping points and fully underwater. Even if they win, they lose.
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@TheFigen_
Right foot plants near the left side of the lane, left leg, foot and left arm and shoulder completely into the other lane. If I'm judge,
#6
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@gunsnrosesgirl3
The ball cost is $5.
The bat is $5 + $100 more = $105.
$105 bat
+ $5 ball
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$110 total
No other combination works.
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@JoeyMannarinoUS
@TheCalvinCooli1
There isn't a chance in hell that Trump is considering Nikki Haley.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3
20 days.
On the 19th NIGHT, 38 meters.
On the 20th DAY, 41 meters, and out.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3
Different overall volumes. You can see a visible gap on the right side of the triangle at the start, then no gap when the puzzle is put back together in the new/different configuration. That initial gap was represents the space needed to be filled by that tiny triangle.
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@SKMorefield
The entire world saw it. Within hours this was viral and selling out throughout Asia.
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@JebraFaushay
@LCMarsh2
My five year-old daughter just turned and asked me, "Daddy, how can these non-inclusive, non-diverse and inequitable racist Nazis look at themselves in the mirror?"
Out of the mouths of babes.
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@ChuckCallesto
@mattbot35
Come on, let's play fair now. These are not real images of Mark Ruffalo and his possibly-alleged harem, no sir, no way, no how.
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@jeffreyatucker
@MattWalshBlog
"overeducated pseudo-credentialed hyper-ideologized elites"
Beautiful. Their super-Californicated fragile existence exposed, deciphered, and laid bare.
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@frankiepoedel2
@TheFigen_
And you don't know the rules. The entire body, not just the feet, must stay inside the lane boundaries at all times. Physical contact is impossible without breaking that rule.
And
#6
didn't win, let alone "fair and square". She was later disqualified for rudeness and violence.
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@danielmcfadin
He said a "made a mistake" (CLICKING A LIKE ICON!)
You said his suspension was "well-deserved" (FOR CLICKING A LIKE ICON!).
Screw your narratives, columns, and interviews. Look forward to seeing the other hammer drop as you get completely smashed in court over this one.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3
3 is the only car not in a bumper-to-bumper pair. Remove it and 2 is the only car that is free to begin with. Then: 2-1, then 4-5, then 6-7 OR any other combination beginning with 2 being free.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3
$5,000
Translated: "I profited $3,000 one time, then another $2,000 another time." The rest are irrelevant details. It doesn't matter what, when, or how I bought, or how much bought it for, my total profit (what I earned) was $5,000.
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@alx
Thought that quote was a joke paraphrase. He actually said that, verbatim?
There are no quiet parts anymore. They say it all out loud.
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@Reba_L369
@TheFigen_
Even without contact, crossing that line with any part of the body is grounds for disqualification.
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@AndrewCMcCarthy
@onejov
@JonahDispatch
And with that, you are fully unmasked. That you would have convicted him over that now fully debunked and specious sham of a circus by Dems is unforgivable.
Looking forward to your fade into infamous oblivion.
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@ScottAdamsSays
The beginning of the end of the US Republic happened in 1913 with the establishment of the Federal Reserve and the 16th (income tax) Amendment. We've been systematically enslaved by exponentially increasing debt and a perpetually debauched currency ever since.
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@fasc1nate
It began with early photos taking so long to expose, and everyone have to sit perfectly still. It continued, even after exposure times lessened, because most people assumed (from seeing other photos) that that was just the 'proper' way to pose.
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@catturd2
My Saigon Thanksgiving dinner. It's called "bún thịt nướng" (boon tit noong). Barbecued pork, spring rolls and noodles. As close as I could get to turkey and all the trimmings this year, but I'm thankful for it!
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@LangmanVince
I'm going to feel so let down if the Act II "He Meets The Joe Anderson" isn't posted.
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@stillgray
They know they wouldn't be fighting for "their country". When it's "their country" again, they'll fight for it.
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@stillgray
The first thing they want to do (the last thing they should want to do) is make a martyr of Caitlin Clark.
Go ahead, stupid bitches, sell your worthless souls for a pound of race flesh.
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@ScottAdamsSays
You described it to a tee. The wide eyes with the faux-self-satisfied 'transcendent and peaceful' chin-up smile. Adam Schiff tops that on-the-nose sanctimonious pose, but they ALL do it.
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@drawandstrike
Legacy media is undergoing a reset in the opposite direction they've been pushing for, as even the most malevolent-intended funding dries up when results are all backfire negative.
I fully expect a Great Remasking, as they pretend to jump on a bandwagon they no longer steer.
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@COsweda
@realDonaldTrump
@SpeakerPelosi
@VP
@senatemajldr
I borrowed the Democrats'
#Impeachment
model and threw this together as quickly as I could with very little thought and whatever crap I had lying around. Sure hope it sticks.
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@patrickbetdavid
Yeah, we should move on, forgive and forget that they tried to eat us, live and let live and whatnot.
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@JDunlap1974
I'm kind of surprised Loren doesn't go as heavy on the eyeliner as her dad. Will Merchan later identify as female to avoid serious prison problems?
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@gunsnrosesgirl3
5 pages. Each page is odd then even.
1. 2 : second side of one page
2. 7-8 : both sides of 1 page
3. 47-48 : both sides of 1 page.
4. 64 : second side of one page
5. 65 : first side of one page
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@redsteeze
@ninaturner
@Crt4Me
If Stephen Miller says he's black, he's black. What's so hard to grasp about that?
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@fasc1nate
I rescued a baby black widow spider once. I fed live mosquitos and baby flies into her tiny corner nest every day for weeks before I sprayed her with half a can of RAID. So I can definitely relate to both that man and his hippo.
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@WillHurd
He was found liable by a jury-definitely-NOT-his peers for DEFAMATION, not sexual abuse.
Deliberately willfully pretend-obtuse much?
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@Chicago1Ray
The 8th Amendment applies to State as well as Federal. I don't see a very bright future for Letitia Thumbface or Yeast Infection Engoron. I seriously doubt they see one either, they're just basking in their Trump-persecuting moment.
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@SteveSchmidtSES
Trump needs to hire you, I hope this message goes viral, you're solid MAGA gold!
(thank you for your service)
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@julie_kelly2
Photos show FBI 'cover sheets' and no documents (empty white space notwithstanding), submitted as 'evidence' (to the press and later, incidentally, to the court).
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@janninereid1
It's an Eye Yoodee. It's job is to mimic the uterus and trick the sperm into coming toward it so it can taze them.
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@hahussain
I could be wrong, but I think those barbaric insects, wherever they're now crouched and hiding, may be starting to get that same impression.
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@rickygervais
My office looks exactly like that, save for the massive space, good lighting, nice furniture and other things.
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@piper4missouri
This is worse than guys who don't know that women don't pee out of their tampon hole.
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@drawandstrike
"AFUERA! AFUERA! AFUERA!"
That paradigm shift is way bigger than Trump now and exploding globally. And Trump knows it only too well.
I share your optimism, and my faith in Trump's willingness to exact reven--- JUSTICE when the time is right.
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@fasc1nate
I saw Kilroy drawn everywhere in the '60s and '70s, and drew many myself. I never knew its origins until just now.
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I stand corrected, Biden CAN draw Trump-sized crowds.
NOW CLOSE THE BORDER.
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@AP
SCOTUS must overturn on the basis of this surely-reliable hearsay!
@CommunityNotes
, why aren't you on this intentionally deceptive crap?
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@sqrtminus_1
@TheFigen_
Yeah, imagine her dismay at miscalculating the beginning of her "diving over the line" while still 10 meters out from the finish line. A cheetah can only leap 7 meters.
Doesn't matter how blinded you are,
#6
was in fact disqualified and did not win.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3
Note that none of the vessels emptied when poured. Things like love and knowledge aren't depleted when shared. Even after a thousand times, nobody is diminished.
And a closed vessel that doesn't give or receive remains small - finite.
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@ZubyMusic
@megynkelly
Where can I get a pack of those "I❤️Myocarditis" strips for myself, I've been looking everywhere!
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@CynicalPublius
Democrats continuously exploit the idea that coming after them for their REAL CRIMES is just tit-for-tat revenge for the CONCOCTED AND AMPLIFIED NON-CRIMES they use against us. There is no comparison, and it's not a "high road" to deny real justice where due. It's the lowest.
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@nicksortor
@Jim_Jordan
@Reuters
McCarthy was 'working within the system', something he thought was understood - right down to 'understandable' broken promises. Gaetz knew that we wanted that 'system' broken. So he made a whip of cords. And overturned the tables. It's Our House, and WE ARE NO LONGER MERCHANDISE.
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@FiveTimesAugust
@barnes_law
Is it really a good idea in this economy to show off ecstatic faces with zero worries, full fridges, and excess meat on a grill?
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@fasc1nate
When I was in Chile they were called Cherimoya. Commonly cut up into orange juice and eaten like cereal. In Vietnam, where I am now, it's called "mãng cầu xiêm" (sounds like "mung cow" for short). Here it's often translated as Soursop, and is most often made into smoothies.
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@CBS_Herridge
@CBSNews
Just heard the news. I assume that you were too "over the target" for comfort?
Pull a Tucker, baby, you alone can outdo CBS viewership manifold on X.
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@thomasbsauer
@CrystalMuse8
@CBS_Herridge
The sudden appearance of targets all over
@CBS_Herridge
says it all.
She has to be loving this. The absence of real journalists was free money just sitting on the table that none of these idiots were collecting.
She's collecting it by just doing her damned job!
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@RonColeman
I thought about this today, but in terms of what would happen if the drugs were suddenly stopped.
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@Bitterstaff
Can't wait to see what AI puts out after you're all done cancelling yourselves.
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@dom_lucre
Weaponizing fact checkers who actually check and report real facts? That's a 180 from what I'm used to seeing.
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I want this openly treasonous sociopathic ghoul, along with ghoul Blinken, given due process as they are investigated, charged, tried, and executed for high treason.
REPORT: FEMA is blocking & seizing shipments, including Starlinks, in NC as business leaders & locals are trying to save Hurricane Helene victims.
The development comes as new FEMA whistleblowers allege FEMA withheld pre-disaster aid.
Musk source: FEMA is actively blocking
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@ScottAdamsSays
But CO2 is plant food, and trees and other plants absolutely thrive on it. Why do they hate a greener Earth?
*writes acceptance speech for NPC award*
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@TheGeneral_0
Arrest that island. It does not have the resources needed to offset those carbon emissions.
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@RonColeman
@JeffDye
Beyond cool, I hope everyone on the left does it. Hell, team up with AB and offer free Bud Light to all non-Trump-supporting customers. Business should boom after that.
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@redsteeze
@mrddmia
I believe Biden 100% when he says "I didn't do that". Biden didn't create that proclamation any more than he knew what was in it as he blindly signed.
There is no Biden. He's no longer there. Biden has left the building.
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@Rainmaker1973
Super lightweight balls, quick backspin with the thumb and the Magnus Effect causes the ball to curve upward. Amazing.
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@PlanetOfMemes
@DefiantLs
Can't believe Biden finally had a moment of clarity and came around.
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@piper4missouri
You didn't make a single argument. Just vacuous assertions and name-calling.
AKA, you're losing.
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@VBcoachInCali
@jeffspolitics
Damage control. He's still at risk and liable, but this may help reduce the amount if he's named in a suit. As I expect he will be, given his reach and the callous irresponsibility jumping the gun.
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@Rainmaker1973
I thought it was 4078 at first, but then saw 4018. Then onto Photoshop and some adjustment layers for confirmation.
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I'll just say it in advance.
Fuck your Disease X.
Fuck your Disease X jabs and boosters.
Fuck your new election theft lockdowns.
Fuck your masks.
Fuck your social distancing.
Fuck your cashless crap.
Fuck your climate change.
Fuck your aliens.
Fuck your wokeness.
And fuck you.
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@Lyle_AI
@CollinRugg
I don't personally like Chris Cuomo, but both of them were having understandable involuntary reactions. Both get a pass and nobody's superior for having greater involuntary reaction control.
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@BrianRoemmele
1960, the year I was born, and 50 years before I would learn this most valuable of lessons.
"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not "Eureka!" (I found it!) but "That's funny…". — Isaac Asimov
"Come to me as a child." - Truth
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@ScottAdamsSays
Fun groan, Scott!
I've yet to see anyone pick up on the idea of a trans woman as a 'Bud' Light.
Intended? Too obvious? Too swoon?
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@SaltyGoat17
I wonder if DeNiro thought he was akin to a made man on X. I also wonder if he's in a public phone booth somewhere, crying while slamming the phone against the receiver.
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@eyeslasho
All true. And the point I'd like to make about school choice for everyone has more to do with freedom of academic association and freedom FROM indoctrination (distractions) than anything else.
No more "We're all [forced] in this together" crap.
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@cmclymer
You might want to consider untucking and posing with that concealed carry of your own.
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@bpeacockMD
What's the possibility that you weren't able to Smollett your way into making that ridiculous fantasy happen, but decided to tell that story anyway, just for obvious attention you're seeking.
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@BigFish3000
Whoopi and followers were the object of this spot-on comedy bit.
My guilty pleasure: Turning over rocks like
#TheLincolnproject
#TrumpDisqualified
#TrumpIsACriminal
#TrumpIsATraitor
#TrumpIsATraitorAndCriminal
#TrumpForPrison2024
#TrumpIsAPoopyPants
and watching the lawless and vacuous ghouls under them go nuts.
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@hw_floyd
@FaniforDA
For those saying that it doesn't matter if she's black... it looked tongue in cheek to me.
Because it's HER position is that her color does matter. She whips out that race card, early and often, like a Wild West quick draw.
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