\\ALR THIS IS A TW ALERT
DO NOT ACCEPT DMS FROM doctorsex2047 ON DISCORD
HE IS MAKING EXES OF ACTUAL TERRIBLE EVENTS (funkytown gore.) AND IS SENDING THE VIDEOS OF THE EVENTS TO PEOPLE (Mr. Saturn is my friend)
Hello Fellow Patriots of Fazbender’s or Future Employees.
I am Steven Stevenson.
I am fairly new to this “Parody Twitter”
So i hope things go well and way better than the shenanigans going on at Fazbender’s.
Good Morning/Afternoon Employees and Patrons of Fazbender’s.
I hope your day is going well as always.
And remember the company motto!
“Sweep it under the rug, it’s probably fine!”
\\I just wanted to thank everyone who has gotten me this far in a journey I hope progresses
And for that i give you
The official Steven Stevenson banner!
[INTERACTION BAIT]
- [Reader] finds themselves in a void -
- a voice says -
4r3n’T tH3y [GLITCH] b3AutIfUL?
- as the gang appears, not the same as they use to be. -
Hello fellow patriots and employees of Fazbender’s
As you can see i am not manger at the moment
Due to me staying at
@SealTheDealdlc
’s Pizzeria after magic spells burned down the Denver Location.
As i wait for construction to finish I will be resorting to here for now.
🐾: "[READER] HEY [READER] WE GOT A NEW OUTFIT!! well uh stole a new outfit hehehe. UH DO YOU LIKE IT!? what do you think? BE HONEST OR WE'LL TAKE YOUR WALLET!! pretty please!!"
\\Hey Everyone!
Mutant here from the writer’s void
I want to address some future things for the steven stevenson parody account
1. I am not supporting jono when using blam, I only like the character
2. Im hoping for more future events with collabs from others
That’s it so bye!
☎️ - Why do these twitter links put me and the demon together.
I could you not went on 5 links about love stuff and it always picked me and her.
Its annoying. very. annoying.
mmmmmm.
does two gay men one in orange and one in purple strangling kids while possessed robots fuck around and you have a creepy ass virgin for a prize counter seller count as fun?
☎️⬜️🟧 - you just got pranked!
☎️ - did you REALLY think roger would agree?
🟧 - yea! I just hired another phone dude to do it!
⬜️ - we planned this all out.
Update
The Denver Location is back in tip top shape!
So bring your family and friends!
(Fazbender Entertainment is not responsible for kidnappings, strangling kiddies, death or lost items.)
@DRH3NRYMILLER
Yea ya know what.
Fuck you
#1
And
#2
im just gonna let you rot instead of wasting my time on you
I cant believe im saying this.
But i rather be locked in a jail cell with dave.
@m0deezus
(insert continuation cuz im bored)
- the fuckin speakin machine is back -
saw you inside that game Ms. Loremaster.
Would you like me to save the files for further research?