Do or do not, there is no try || Yankees || Baseball || NYR|| Father of 4 || Killed a grizzly bear in self defense || Would kill another for Jose Trevino
I know the season is only 8 games in but I find the fact that the Astros are rocking a 22.8% Strikeout Percentage, their highest since 2016 (23.4%) so interesting
Cc:
@AsteriskTour
Letting your
#2
prospect make his Major League debut with 2 outs in the bottom of the ninth in a 9-0 ballgame is quite possibly the most disrespectful thing I have ever seen an organization do to a player.
I would like to formally introduce y’all to the newest Yankee fan.
Aaron Nicholas Zimmerman joined the team at 2:52PM yesterday. Mom and I are very excited.
I’m really not a big prayer guy, but my wife is in the hospital dealing with some pretty serious shit. If you’re into that sort of thing please keep us in your thoughts.
How the
#Yankees
ever became the more popular team to root for in NY is beyond me. Of course my opinion is a little bias… but there is literally no competition in regards to swagger, vibes, and allowing players to express themselves as individuals. The
#Yankees
are so vanilla 🤢
Last night, I spent some time talking to a woman with her four 13-and-under daughters/nieces. She was telling me about how they’d made it a point to purchase a Stadium Tour to get in early so they could see BP.
1/
Okay, Yankees fans. Can we get ONE THING CLEAR?
The “Fuck Altuve” chants DO NOT BOTHER ALTUVE. He FEEDS OFF OF IT. For the love of all that is good in the world can we PLEASE not do that every time he comes to bat this weekend?
Everyone stop what you’re doing and post a picture you took at a baseball game from last year. Doesn’t matter what stadium it was and doesn’t matter if you’re in the picture.
@Eriy_bear16
@TalkinYanks
It always goes CF->LF->RF->1B->2B->SS->3B->NOWAVE->Let’sGo/FirstPlace Yankees.
There are three guys, usually, who will lead. Usually it’s the one in the video, but if he’s not there one of the others will take over.
Story Time:
1.5 months ago,
@yankeesgirl99
and I approached
@HoodieFrazier
about joining us for a game. The three of us then decided to fuck with
@DJLeMVP
and invite a whole bunch of people, not tell him he was going to be sitting with us, and surprise him. This is the result:
Out of sheer curiosity, I pulled up this picture and showed it to her, receiving an “Oh my god, that’s him!” For my trouble.
Let this be your reminder that Zack Hample steals baseballs from literal children and will say anything to get out of trouble.
3/
Alright assholes, here’s the deal:
We know “Fuck Altuve” doesn’t work. We also know the drunk casuals who are only there to chant are going to stat it. If you’re at the stadium these next three days and you hear that shit you drown it out with a “Let’s Go Yankees” chant. Got it?
I wasn’t going to put this anywhere since I wasn’t entirely sure how legit this story was since I had no idea if Hample was actually in attendance, but now that I’ve seen confirmation that he was there, I don’t hate the idea of putting it out there.
Step 1: Sevy Shoves, Yankees win tonight
Step 2: Cole is Cole, Yankees win and take 2-1 lead
Step 3: Nestor is Nasty, Yankees take 3-1 lead
Step 4: Win 1 of the remaining three games.
I made this tweet 19 days ago. My wife had a stroke while we were in the hospital for something else, and today I was finally able to bring her home. We have a long road ahead, but nobody’s more determined than she is to kick this thing’s ass. Thanks to everyone that reached out.
I’m really not a big prayer guy, but my wife is in the hospital dealing with some pretty serious shit. If you’re into that sort of thing please keep us in your thoughts.
Apparently Judge threw one of the girls a ball, but a man reached in front of them with a glove and grabbed it. She confronted him and he apparently gave her some sobstory about his 80-year-old grandfather or something.
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Even my parent’s cat, Cleo, is a Yankee fan. According to my mother (Lora), every night when she and my father (Jack) sit down to watch a game, Cleo takes her place in this tiny armchair and doesn’t move until the game is over. It’s like a weird cat ritual.
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