I wanna show y’all this text message this chick sent me so badly but I will be severely embarrassed…that being said if this tweet gets enough likes (to get me satisfied) I will post it
If guessed dick shaped gummies…you were right! If you guessed
@DDirtstar
’s cock mold, you were close enough (same size)!!
@chaoticbubbless
THANK YOU FOR THE GIFT LOVE ❤️🧎
@NosabidusCria1
@raptalksk
Ur bugging Kendrick will sell 500-600k everyone has wanted an album from him it’s been 5 years and DAMN sold 600,000 first week lmao
Remembering when my ex told me I was a loser for working at my school gym while looking for a job right out of a college…2 months later and I am now am on track to make almost 70 bands this year
#prayforher
I’m so cooked
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🚨BREAKING🚨:
There have been whispers around the association that Lil Uzi Squirt, famed “Squirt”, may be making his long awaited return to the platform to save the burner community.
*Gets Pulled Over*
Me:
“Officer, I understand that I was going 15 miles over the speed limit…But hand cuffing me and putting me under arrest for the two 8 balls of blow that are in my center console is completely uncalled for”