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@jamdownrocks
@kylegriffin1
I'm nearly at the point that when a tourist asks me where I'm from, I'll say Toronto.
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@FutileTResist
Hey, just dropped in to say "fuck you" before I blocked you. Cya, you stupid, inbred, cousin fucking asshole.
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@funder
No. The first Russian plane to be shot down by any country other than Ukraine is the Fort Sumter moment of World War III.
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@drdave1999
@KimBledsoe14
Her father, Thomas D'Alesandro Jr., was a very sharp operator in Maryland politics and taught her everything he knew about eviscerating opponents slowly.
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@kurteichenwald
@serial54
@NikkiHaley
She's that word that my mother washed my mouth out with soap for using to describe one of my female teachers at 15. I never used it again.
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@therecount
Always remember, one woman had so little self esteem she married him. And the second one married him after having an affair with him.
Women, don't worry about getting married, worry about getting some goddamned self respect.
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@MollyJongFast
Neither Joe Rogan or that person Charles Johnson should be allowed to be involved with polite society anymore. I feel they have forfeited their right to be around decent people.
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@POTUS
There's an actual law on the books that allows for this to happen. President Biden does not act without thinking. He not the former guy.
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@7Veritas4
What people believe and what is true are very often miles apart.
There are people in this country who believe in angels. I have seen the devil so I know he exists. But, outside of affectionate wordplay with my wife, I know angels don't.
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@wvjoe911
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
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@joncoopertweets
@TheDemCoalition
If he resigns, I suggest that President Biden nominates Anita Hill to replace him.
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@JamesWe19029601
@joncoopertweets
He's letting me know where Charlize Theron and I will be sitting during Trump's indictment hearing.
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@JasonSCampbell
Sean Duffy's claim to fame, besides keeping his wife (Rachel Campos) on her back long enough to have 8 kids is being a snowboarder. He is even less qualified to discuss politics than Devin Nune's sex cow.
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@PaulLeeTeeks
Official proof you can’t believe anything you see. That’s a great manipulation.
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@jaketapper
Personally, I'm still waiting for an apology from Fred and Mary Trump for thinking the Rhythm method works.
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@donwinslow
@nbcsnl
What do you expect from the organization that protected Matt Lauer as long as he brought in ratings.
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@oz_f
@samanthamaiden
This is what happens when you send a used car salesman to do an ambassador's job.
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@funder
After seeing that interview with her ex-friend, I'm now convinced that Melania knows exactly what she is doing there. I have ZERO sympathy for her but their son is off limits in my opinion.
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@DougJBalloon
I'm wondering if Gaius Servilius Casca or Bucilianus thought that their stab was one too many for Caesar.
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@FinancialTimes
@Robertamnesia
I can do it in three.
1. Get out of Ukraine, including the disputed areas and Crimea.
2. Understand that invading again will lead to worse sanctions than have already happened.
3. Reparations to rebuild Ukraine so it is even better than it was before you invaded.
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@JonesHowdareyou
Remember when people who worked at the ABC took after Chris Masters, Andrew Olle and Quentin Dempster?
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@TristanSnell
Trump probably thinks she's racist because she won't take a bribe from a white criminal...when it's just criminals she's against. She does not discriminate, you break the law and she'll break you.
(With apologies to Sly Stallone)
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@BeschlossDC
Almost as eerie as watching every New York based movie and tv show that has at least one shot of them in it.
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@megynkelly
It was based on perjured testimony. Any other court would have struck it down the moment the testimony was found to be false.
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@_NotFakeNews_
@nytimes
No, she's in her 60s. He likes them young and money hungry. Macron and his wife married for that bizarre thing called love.
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@BeschlossDC
As Oscar Wilde said 'There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book.Books are well written, or badly written. That is all.'
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@MuellerSheWrote
Exactly. I had faith from the beginning. Justice is slow, ponderous but inexorable.
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@Angry_Staffer
@4tybin
Reminds me of the movie Stalingrad. The soldiers getting off the boat and there not being enough guns. The Sergeant tells the soldiers to follow behind the man with the gun and pick it up when he gets killed.
I suspect every last one of them will surrender as soon as they land.
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@NickKnudsenUS
Every single inch of Ukraine will be stained with Russian soldier's blood. They may win but it'll be a Pyrrhic victory at best.
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@sundlisaj
"Re-elect". Unless Joe Biden has been really running a shadow government, I think Ms. McEnany is feverish and maybe a little mentally discombobulated.
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#NBC
So harboring that dirtbag Matt Lauer wasn't enough, you've got to give air time to another sexual predator.
Fuck you NBC, for that and for what you did to Jane Pauley.
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@NoLieWithBTC
I live in a country where a fair rump of the people believe that education is a bad thing.
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@AndrewDesiderio
I remember reading about a time when the Republicans wanted to root out all Russian agents from the government.
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@Stonekettle
I have hated that man since the late 80's.
I do thank you for your service to our country.
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@MSWSHAWN
@TomJChicago
Just as an aside, John Ritter was a master of physical comedy. Not enough is made of that.
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@marcorubio
That description of you still holds. You're a shiver looking for a spine to crawl up.
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@MysterySolvent
@RepAdamSchiff
showed that he should be the Democratic nominee for President.
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@PRGuy17
I think we know where the rest of that stash the scuba diver was trying to pick up went.
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@MuellerSheWrote
As I know President Biden will pick someone eminently qualified, that's all I care about.
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@JenniferKeene
@rachyymarshall
I once said to an Australia musician I hadn't seen or heard of for years, "I thought you were dead". This was at another person's funeral.
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@crazy_birdldy79
@davematt88
I despise him. Have done since I found out about him when I got to New York. I know people who he has screwed over. I wish him nothing but pain, suffering and misery.
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@LouiseMensch
@counterchekist
@fleijerstam
@MsMariaT
@traciemac_Bmore
@JulianAssange
@metpoliceuk
I've said it before. Julian Assange never did anything for altruistic motives. He's an internet vandal in league with Snowden.
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@JonesHowdareyou
Context I just found: Parnell Palme McGuinness is managing director strategy and policy at award-winning campaigns firm Agenda C. She has done work for the Liberal Party and the German Greens.
Sounds ghastly but good I found she's a Lib stooge.
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@ericareport
Soldiers who die while on active duty, retired members of the Armed Forces, and certain Veterans and Family members are eligible for burial at Arlington National Cemetery.
Donald Trump is none of those things.
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@Acyn
A vector of trump disease turned up here in 1892 when Fred Drumf was kicked out of Bavaria.
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@OhNoSheTwitnt
I think the best moment of tv I've seen in recent memory was when Michael Franti was on with Bill Maher and he took control of the show from Maher and treated him, politely, like a prison bitch.
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