It’s my birthday! 🎂🎈Nothing would make me happier than a few retweets and a few new followers! I always follow back! It’s my birthday! 🎂🎈
Happy 4th y'all!
Who thinks Pastor Rob
@PFleeceman
owes me an apology for ignoring my birthday? Also, please add extra to the collection plate so I can celebrate properly.
Happy Birthday to my one true love
@pfleeceman
! He drinks out of the carton. When he goes to sleep, he makes chewing noises. When he wakes up, he makes honking noises. Oh and he scratches himself with his keys. He kicks me in his sleep and his toenails are too long and yellow.
If you followed me on my birthday and I haven't followed you back yet, please comment here. Hoping that will make it easier to get caught up.
If you have a bunch of por*n on your TL, I won't FB. 🤢
Oh...and please...NO DM's! My heart is ONLY for the Pastor! Until he regifts me
You filthy sinners didn't leave enough in the collection plate. Now I can't satisfy
@PFleeceman
's Fresca addiction for the week! You all better step up next week! In the Lawd's name, Amen!
Happy Father's Day to the best father ever
@pfleeceman
!! He's such a loving father to Chad, Shana and the little slut, Fifi, ALL from previous wives. He's also the best father to all of you in
#FleecemansFlock
and we're so grateful you're here!
Pastor
@PFleeceman
's son. Chad, called a boy at school a douche canoe. I asked, "Chad, do you even know what a douche is?" He said no, so I explained it to him. His face got red and he ran down to the basement.
#LifeLessons
It’s my birthday! 🎂🎈Nothing would make me happier than a few retweets and a few new followers! I always follow back! It’s my birthday! 🎂🎈
Happy 4th y'all!
Good morning you filthy, amazing sinners out there! Guess what?? It’s NOT my birthday! 🎂🎊🎈Nothing would make me happier than a few retweets and a few new followers! I always follow back! It’s NOT my birthday! 🎂🎊🎈
It's Friday night...which means Sunday Services are only 1.5 days away. EVERY TIME me and the pastor rob
@pfleeceman
have sex, he yells out "Learjet! Learjet!" with every thrust. Can y'all donate more so he can buy his learjet and stop screaming it during sex? Kthxbye
Happy Birthday to
@PFleeceman
! He is the BEST husband 5 gals could ask for & the BEST father Chad. Shana & the little slut, Fifi, could ever ask for! Please join me in wishing him a HAPPY BIRTHDAY & don't forget to add a little extra to the collection plate! Praise the Lawd!!!
Christa McAuliffe passed away in the Space Shuttle Challenger explosion 38 years ago. She was 37 when she died. It's weird to think she's now been dead longer than she was alive.
Hello sinners!! Just got back from a wonderful birthday trip with
@PFleeceman
. Please donate for his birthday so we can buy this home in The Hamptons! It's only $68,000,000 so donate now!!
Let me be the first to wish
@PFleeceman
a very Happy Birthday!!! ❤❤❤ You can celebrate Pastor Rob's day by donating TWICE the normal price and earn your eternal salvation for a couple of extra days! Praise the Lawd!!!
Praise the lawd...on top of my enhancements we got enough donations for
@PFleeceman
to get his long-awaited penile implant! Y'all have been so generous! I can't thank you enough and Heaven's pearly gates await you...at least for today!
Happy New Years, sinners!! That ol' Pastor Rob
@PFleeceman
and I have great, BIG plans this year! If you want to hear about them, send in your $199.99 now! Your eternal salvation is dependant upon our wealth!
Can you believe it? I bake that hairy old freak a cake almost every damn day and he couldn't even wish me a Happy Birthday yesterday. 😡😡😡😡😡
@PFleeceman
It's Christmas Adam, sinners! That means TRIPLE the donations! Plus, it's
@PFleeceman
's birthday and I really want to take him to Ruth's Chris steakhouse, but I can't do it without your help! DONATE!!
Whose birthday is it? It's NOT the pastors! But you can follow me, his gorgeous 5th wife, instead! A few retweets and a few new followers to celebrate Pastor Rob's un-birthday!!! 🎈🎂🎉
Oh, what the hell! It's Groundhog Day, which means it's my birthday! Another trip around the sun! A few retweets and a few new followers is always appreciated! I always follow back! It's my birthday! 🔥🎂🥂🎈🎉🎊
Happy Birthday to me! A few retweets and new followers would make me so happy! I try to follow back! It's my birthday!
Also, where's Squatch? Haven't seen him in my TL for awhile!
This is what an Igloo looks like when you build a fire inside. The fire inside melts the inner layer of ice, and the cold outside refreezes it, adding a layer of insulation that can keep the igloo at 60° inside while it's -50° outside.
Good morning, sinners! I've asked Pastor Rob
@PFleeceman
for these beautiful Tiffany & Co earrings for Christmas! It's Sunday, so please be generous in your donations today! Merry Christmas to me!
Today is a big day. Cause, it’s my 365th birthday!!!! 🎂🎈 Nothing would make me happier than a few retweets and a few new followers! I always follow back! It’s my 365th birthday! 🎂🎈
I'm pure evil! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I was at the car wash vacuuming my car and this HUGE white lifted truck pulls into the spot next to me. Out jumps a guy not much taller than me and I'm only 5'2". I couldn't stop laughing!!! And yes, his truck was equipped with steps! 🤣😂🤣
It appears some of my favorite follows have disappeared. Like the account is still there, but they haven't tweeted anything for a while. If you're lurking, please know you all are missed and I hope you all come back to play.
@PFleeceman
Look at this character trying to steal the day from Jesus. What a fraud! But I sure love him and all the money you send us...I mean Jesus! Yes, that's it!
How many of you fine men out there sit down at the table...plop one foot on the table...crack open a beer and say, "Get me some food, woman!" That's the pastor for ya! Ain't he cute??? 😍
@Lem08922559
@EpochTimes
@KariLake
They're not allowed to vote. I volunteer as an election judge every year and the only networks who claim that shit is the far-right like Fox News and Newsmax.
Can you believe it? I forgot my own birthday! Yes today is my birthday and NOTHING would make me happier than a few retweets and a few new followers! I always followback! It's my birthday! 🎂🥳💙