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@StatMagician
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6 years
Cam is just the most likeable football player there is.
@Panthers
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Cam's spike at the end is PRICELESS!!! #KeepPounding
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@StatMagician
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@moscowmike13 @Crawford_MILB @whitesox Yea but in LaRussa’s defense he might have been drinking before the game.
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@StatMagician
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@slowmotionwreck @eliistender10 “Honey, why don’t you wear that new shirt tonight that I got you?” Not that hard if all the wives do it.
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@StatMagician
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@RapSheet Interview #1 for offensive coordinator: “Were you recently a defensive coordinator?” “No” “You’re hired.”
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@StatMagician
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@LBJsBest Should have 8 or 9 but people that don’t know how basketball works thinks players like Kobe and others should have won over him when he was by far the best player every year in his prime.
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@StatMagician
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@ACarole @DaisyMurphyIII @WPTV What kind of comment is this? He stole $20,000 from an elderly woman.
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@StatMagician
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@fox5dc Dogs going to be all over Indeed
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@StatMagician
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@Detox_89 @LiL_SpaceX @Jared_Carrabis The Pirates won by eventually being free of Chris Archer
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@StatMagician
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@rodger @ringer *Team still goes 12-4*
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@StatMagician
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@mansurshaheen @KoryEWoods Gee I wonder why. Weird how he went to an actual good supporting cast and won a Super Bowl his first year.
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@StatMagician
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@nfldraftscout Dude you were a horrible GM. You set the Lions back for years. Stafford would probably have been deep in the playoffs by now if you were even average back then.
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@StatMagician
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4 years
Hey I’m probably more optimistic than most. But they are at least the third best team in the division. I’m predicting 84 wins
@Jared_Carrabis
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It makes me giddy to see how many people are still out there that don’t believe the Red Sox will be good this year. They’re gonna be so mad.
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@StatMagician
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If a wild card team plays a division winner in the World Series all seven games should be in the division winner’s park. And the wild card team should have to play with snakes wrapped around them. And scorpions in the dugout. And spiders in the locker room.
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@StatMagician
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@PFF It must really suck to have a top-5 WR a top-2 offensive line, a solid head coach, and the organization trying to address the defense, and backup quarterback position because you miss games a lot of years. Oh and getting that really large contract at the time. Very disrespectful
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@StatMagician
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@itsbostoncream Such terrible analysis. Even if you think Brady was better understand that the offensive line at that point for KC was the worst in football, the KC defense was average and Brady had a historically great supporting cast that year and a top-5 defense.
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@StatMagician
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@Jared_Carrabis @Phildillrides Phildillrides remembers the 1927 World Series well. Phil was excited as he recently purchased his first automobile in 1927 and was able to drive over to watch the game with his father, rather than ride horseback.
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@NBAMemes Start SGA because he plays The end.
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@StatMagician
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@MicahSharon2013 The downside of the trade to Dallas is that Kyrie is now closer to falling off the edge of the Earth.
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@StatMagician
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@TMZ Why is it called “first base?” That doesn’t promote equality amongst bases. How would you feel if you were second fiddle? How would you feel if people “stole you?” And I can’t even imagine third base. Sometimes it’s stolen twice and like three times as unimportant as 1B
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@StatMagician
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@Guru85Neurotic @PFF Dude Shanahan isn’t on here and Meyer and Fisher are. It’s not a top-8
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@StatMagician
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@PFF Slay Sauce Surtain Diggs Slay now has an argument for being top-3 all time after a SB appearance. It’s most likely Deion Revis Slay If he wins a Super Bowl he will easily be the best CB of all time. Best lockdown guy. Can tackle. Best instincts we’ve ever seen.
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@StatMagician
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@FO_ScottKacsmar That was Dalton's 5th year in the league. This is Wentz's 2nd.
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@StatMagician
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@CantGaurdSuhas @PFF It makes you wonder. I understand why Mahomes is regarded as the best. But at the same time, if you put Watson in a Reid/Bienemy offense with Hill/Kelce, etc, running around what kind of numbers are you getting?
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@StatMagician
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@NBAMemes Mamba probably a more efficient shooter
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@StatMagician
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@BradyOwnsYourQB Just because you watch film doesn’t mean you know how to watch film
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@StatMagician
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@michaeljduarte Weird because all Rams fans are from somewhere else.
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@StatMagician
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@KobeJam69325752 Career VORP: Ilgauskas: 10.2 Gasol: 57.5 Pau had his highest single season VORP before ever getting to LA. This might be the worst tweet I’ve ever seen
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@StatMagician
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@bostonaustin Best TE ever. Two pretty good receivers. Good offensive line and two backs with different skill sets and a strong running game.
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@StatMagician
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@GravyVampire305 @PaulHembo It’ll be down to like 356 in a month
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@StatMagician
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3 years
@replevin7 @MLBRandomStats Which is still one of the most ridiculous things anyone has ever said. Without hips, it’s going to be tough to generate power. And without arms or eyes or a brain, it’s going to be really hard to put the bat on the ball.
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@StatMagician
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6 years
@FO_ScottKacsmar Playing football in the snow is the best thing in sports. You should try it sometime.
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@StatMagician
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@ChurchofSatan @JasonSinge @auto_assasin So why don't you just call yourselves "The Church of atheists"
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@StatMagician
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@DaisyMurphyIII @ACarole @WPTV Maybe he shouldn’t go to a *maximum* security based on just that but at the same time punish those people too. Don’t just give this guy a free education and let him go. I’m all for second chances but he also stole a car in here.
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@StatMagician
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@FO_ScottKacsmar What is Bortles’ record?
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@StatMagician
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@iamchrisscott @MSuttonBaseball Wouldn’t this be more like Breaking Bad?
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@StatMagician
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@Coby_Muse Sabonis is a top 12-15 player. Thats the difference
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@StatMagician
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3 years
@jessmendoza How is that “good?” That’s not fundamental baseball. He could have ended up on second if he was hustling out of the box and down the line instead of jumping in a pile of infielders where the ball is.
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@StatMagician
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@aroddaily This is why you are not taken seriously. This is undoubtedly not true.
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@StatMagician
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4 years
@PFF Ravens - Will give the Ravens that WR that they need Packers - Will put them over the hump with TB Raiders - Will get them back in the playoff hunt since they are going to be mediocre at best until they cut ties with Gruden/Mayock Patriots Cam is built to throw 8 yard passes now
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@StatMagician
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@Dom_2k I get that it’s hindsight but why could anyone think that about someone who couldn’t shoot.
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@StatMagician
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1 year
@ClutchPoints @GilsArenaShow Boozer was solid. Z was ok. The rest of that Cleveland roster was as bad as you will ever see. Carmelo had Andre Miller, Camby who was as good as Boozer and then three other actual players that at least contributed positively unlike any other Cavs players. Stop using playoffs
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@StatMagician
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2 years
@PFF Brady. Guy has a horrible line, no weapons, bad coaching and an average D. Look what he did last night. He’s been the best QB every single year of his career starting with 2001
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@chaveed @GarysheffieldJr you know the Dodgers won the World Series last year right?
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@StatMagician
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5 years
@CSS1491 @MLBRandomStats Jose Ramirez has actually been significantly better than Harper over the last three years.
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@StatMagician
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6 years
@Polygon @wezen_ball Also fired; every comedian ever.
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@StatMagician
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@CindyWeb94 @theaceofspaeder Former Phillies great Miles Teller
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@The33rdTeamFB Herbert teamed up with Harbaugh
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@StatMagician
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@patsmakemecry Colts gave NE the ball five times in the 2003 playoffs and Brady only put up 24 against one of the worst defenses in football - at home- so what’s your point.
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@StatMagician
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@PFF It’s not his fault. He only has two #1 receivers, another fine receiver, Julio Jones and Brate along with the 12th best offensive line by PFF. He just doesn’t have any help.
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@StatMagician
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@PFF *Tom Brady throws two picks and a pick Six to end the game* Brady’s PFF grade for the week: 102.6
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@StatMagician
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@kobehighlight Of course Kobe takes a contested three rather than getting a teammate an open shot
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@StatMagician
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@BenVerlander Matt Kemp. He was the best player in baseball between Pujols and Trout for like a year and a half.
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@StatMagician
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@billjamesonline Rule of thumb to prevent game-winning balks: Don't balk.
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@StatMagician
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@need_tums_now Maybe if you would have kept the barista job until your next job started and worked around your new job for two weeks you’d have some money instead of asking for it on Twitter.
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@StatMagician
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@FO_ASchatz Yea but they could be playing some historically great special teams units.
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@StatMagician
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@jroell86 @PFF_Sam Well obviously lol Rodgers is 37. That’s not even a question
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@StatMagician
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@LBJgoat_talk Look I get that the bubble title counts just like every other title but to spin it the other way now and say it was “toughest championship ever won” is ridiculous.
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@StatMagician
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@EJL1984 @stephapstein Bill Crosby. Reporter misheard
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@justin_krick @YahooSports @YahooSportsNBA Eh. He literally admitted to not always trying his hardest.
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@StatMagician
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@nbarealist23 @Chiefs @Jumpman23 Terrible take. LeBron is as smart as anyone. What you are effectively trying to say is that because Jordan displayed his passion by yelling at people more then he cared more.
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@StatMagician
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@knckouts @AtlantaFalcons @PFF @C_Lindstrom63 They won one in 2016. I went to bed around 8 PM ET but yea I’m confident the Falcons won that game.
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@StatMagician
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@DestroyingWrld I mean it’s also catered to Steph’s greatest skill. Change it to 30+ points and 10+ rebounds or 10+ assists and this looks way different
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@StatMagician
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@PFF This is the kind of thing that makes us all question PFF. Richard Sherman? In 2019?
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@StatMagician
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@JLewis562 So if you throw a perfect pass in the end zone for a potential game winner and the receiver drops it, it was on the QB. Gotcha. That sounds logical.
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@StatMagician
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@PFF Instead they acquired two superstars to make him look much better than he really is.
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@StatMagician
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@DaisyMurphyIII @ACarole @WPTV If you want to make the argument that we should be taxing the wealthy at an even higher rate and allocating that $ into the lower and middle classes which would ultimately lower crime rates in the long run, then I agree. But just giving this guy a free education instead? Come on
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@StatMagician
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@BillSimmons Wait so Brady used to have talent around him after all? I thought he made a bunch of scrubs that were selling cell phone cases at a kiosk in the mall look like stars?
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@StatMagician
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@AmyBonaduce @ThatEricAlper I love the Praying Skulls!
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@StatMagician
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@GracePersephone Scrolled down a while and didn’t see Nickelback. And the reason I don’t think I did or that I wouldn’t go with them is because all the Nickelback jokes would disappear. Then we could use Daughtry or something but still
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@StatMagician
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@bykevinclark They are also great at letting the more instrumental coach leave after a Super Bowl appearance.
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@StatMagician
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@PFF @MikeGarafolo “What can you do?” “I mean I can run the fade to the corner of the end zone.” “What else can you do?” “I can also run the fade to the other corner of the end zone”
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@StatMagician
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@olympicbean Kobe had Gasol, another HOF. LeBron and Wade had Mo Williams and Quentin Richardson as their sidekicks. Kobe accounts have the worst takes of all time.
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@itsbostoncream @rojo_rubio8 @Patriots @packers Yes and it’s not a first round pick.
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@report_yankee @Jared_Carrabis It’s in his hypothetical trophy room. Drew Brees also has like four MVP’s sitting in his.
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@StatMagician
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@Kyle2pointO Didn’t Jordan close his eyes and make a few throw?
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@The33rdTeamFB Brock Purdy in Atlanta = Chase Daniel
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@StatMagician
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@PFF_Sam That’s what I like about PFF. What I’m unsure of is the subjective of what a big time throw is and how much a big time throw should be valued and that not every situation is the same where big time throws might be harder in certain schemes. That’s why I look at DVOA, EPA and PFF
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@LBJsBest Well if you look at VORP he should have been winning them before that. They were going to lesser players who had worse seasons like Nash and Kobe.
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@StatMagician
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@BodiedByBron It’s insane that people mention Kobe in the same breath. Kobe is closer to Shawn Marion than he is LeBron
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@StatMagician
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@NBAinthezone Both LeBron and Durant are better than Kobe was.
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@TalkinBaseball_ He wasn’t even hustling out of the box
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@sean_forman Do you have a “Guy that looks at your stats and gets paid for it” position?
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@StatMagician
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@PFF Chris Jones has freaking HOF Andy Reid as his head coach. Reid knows how to scheme him up better than anyone. He’d be just another defender without Reid
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@JordanSiegel18 @PFF We know this. It’s a stat, not a player performance ranking.
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@StatMagician
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@PFF Jay Cutler. One year, $10 million
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@mattderrick @ericeager_ Seahawks have a lot of work to do.
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@ThatEricAlper Jack Johnson
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@StatMagician
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@xpatsxjoshx @SpencerHaney Top-5 line, easily after adding a really good T that Winston didn’t have. Added Brown. Winston would have won 10 this year as he had the most extreme turnover year you will ever see last year. Doubt they won the SB with him, but Brady was literally on a super team
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@StatMagician
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@AgentRachelLuba @Watch_Momentum “What team did Barry Bonds play for?” “The Giants” “Sorry but the answer I was looking for was “The Pirates.”
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@StatMagician
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@eer2eternity @kobehighlight This is just something someone made up. This is garbage.
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@StatMagician
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@BillSimmons If Brady got four games for inflating balls, then Garrett should get a half of a game suspension.
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@StatMagician
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@14xfounder @ESPNNBA @TFreeman_901 Nash also beat Kobe The refs beat Peja Allen also beat Kobe
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@StatMagician
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@NotSBboundBolts @PFF 3rd ranked offensive line by PFF. People need understand what a garbage team really is. Certainly was not good though
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@StatMagician
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@chiefs_outsider One of the worst sports takes ever hands down is when Brady fans say that his receivers weren’t one of the best group of pass catchers ever assembled and that he didn’t have a super team
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@nflcatch247 @PFF Zack Martin “solid.” Lol.
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@PFF Wasn’t a snub but the fact that Cousins isn’t starting is ridiculous. He does more with less than any QB I’ve ever seen and is by far the best QB in the NFC now that Rodgers isn’t good anymore. Only Mahomes is better. Give Cousins actual talent and they win a Super Bowl easily.
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@_AndyHay_ @PFF_George This probably makes the most sense. More often than not these QB’s are being drafted into poorly run organizations at least at the time of them being drafted and their development suffers as well as the talent that is around them
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