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The Knight with the Rowan Shield.

Des Moines, IA
Joined April 2024
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@StarvelingBard
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The next generation of legendary heroes will not be remembered for what they could move but what they could not be moved by.
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A Herculean feat of not caring, a Sampson like strength for not feeling.
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A penny saved is a penny earned, and ones unminted double.
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@SaladBarFan Actually they both look like shit.
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@hanenonei Never heard of it
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@rabucraft Bums masterbate in public without them, don't think it matters much.
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@hanenonei Tweet made by an 8 year old girl ^^^
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The Chiefs lost to karmicly punish Steve Sailer for dick riding Patrick Mahomes as the product of some sort of mulatto super soldier program.
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Completely forgot the Superbowl exists award.
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@Horacethe1st Steve Sailor pounding ground, losing hope.
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RT @QuasLacrimas: When Christ said "Blessed are the πραεῖς", the word πραεῖς "mild, disciplined" is what Aristotle calls the citizen-soldie…
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Completely forgot the Superbowl exists award.
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@realcentrist404 He found out "your jewish", sadly
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@caterpeater Please stop
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I don't think this weapon has been forgotten at all, it's very well remembered, iconic even. Unsubscribed.
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They're plotting to raping me in ways never done before in 8 days if you care.
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I think seals should make over land continent long migrations moving like this the whole way.
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