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his bio is basically an essay. im not gonna read it but its just a lot of words. i ain't reading all that mate.

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@stanleypulis
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What’s your least favourite genre of Twitter users
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@lewisssffc
lewis 🏌️‍♂️
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email smith rowe is going to be class
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the inbetweeners crawling away from the daffodil bloke
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Felipe Canizales
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I have tried the Robbie Fowler celebration What do you all think?
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he's gonna fucking smash it this season
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@FelipeFC30
Felipe Canizales
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My top 6 2024-25 PL season top goal scores prediction What do you all think?
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@SBerahino if you were 1 inch inside erik pieters but charlie adam was 1 inch inside you which way would you move towards
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@SBerahino not answering my question though is it saido been thinking about that all morning ffs
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@markgoldbridge goldbridge after saying the word bruv
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james ward prowse choosing to pass it instead of banging that free kick top bins
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EFL IF IT WASNT WOKE
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🗞️ NEW: Sabrina Carpenter and Stoke City star Lynden Gooch have been ‘quietly hanging out’ this summer, per sources. #SCFC What are your thoughts? ⬇️
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@England
England
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Skipper in the building. 🙌
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EFL IF IT WAS WOKE 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
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@sspencerukk @CurranteEstevao i wouldn't want my drink to start telling me jokes mate id be well freaked out I would
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@stanleypulis
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never forget
@stevenKloppLFC2
steven Klopp
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Angry scenes at the Wost Brem game
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@nocontextfm1 if i see another 3241 tactic I'm gonna suplex my phone
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stoke fans referring to schumacher as SS
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i wanna put his dick so far down my throat he cums on my heart 🤍
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stoke city and birmingham city in the uefa europa league group stages together
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Matt
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Perks of working for UEFA 😂 what a season this was #bcfc
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2 years
@_TJ932O @StokeTom__ cold as ice. dishes the wallops. not afraid of a scrap. classic brexit centre forward. would commit atrocities for the shirt. bleeds red and white. stoke born and bred. guaranteed 30 season. better than rory. cold blooded killer. exactly the kind of no nonsense number 9 we need.
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LEAKED: The Jeffery Epstein flight logs have officially been announced! 😱😱😱
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@Thogden how does geovanni never get mentioned
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true
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@agambi7
Agam🐰🎗️
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Men wearing football tops is a cheat code
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@RoyReadsManga
Roy📚
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Define “Peak gaming experience”
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evie after successfully convincing her bf she was missing despite getting knobbed six ways till sunday after a night of eurovision and chicken wings
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@incelReplies the lads got game tbf
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Okay so this is probably going to be the most serious Stanley Pulis tweet I ever make. You might have noticed that one night out of the blue I decided to deactivate my twitter account. Something happened which I was so shocked by, it made me no longer feel comfortable on here...
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@stanleypulis
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imagine nuno terroristball at stoke. 5 at the back, attacking wingbacks, squad full of johnny foreigners, ben wilmot at the back to fit the english quota, long balls into wesley's fat meathead. vidigal doing skills comps all game. baker long shots. its peri peri pulis time baby
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Wesley Moraes: A Tribute ❤️🤍
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@theposhwomen im a massive peterborough fan
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STOKE CITY 2010/11 FA CUP WINNERS
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daniel johnson has to be the worst DJ since jimmy savile
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@away_ends @FBAwayDays i do like a bit of fishing though mind there's some lovely big carps round my way
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ryan mmaee missing that penalty to get neil out
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john coates after using his dad and sisters millions to pinch another teams manager for the 5th time in a row
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lynden gooch trying to get the team behind the jon walters "call to arms"
@stokecity
Stoke City FC
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This is Super Jon Walters speaking. A rallying call for all Potters ahead of Saturday’s battle with Boro.
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stokeyyg you are disgusting
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thank god im a stokie
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Thank God I’m valencian
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Wesley's so sound man all time legend of this club ❤️🤍❤️🤍
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new stoke chant GOOCHY GANG GOOCHY GANG GOOCHY GANG GOOCHY GANG GOOCHY GANG GOOCHY GANG GOOCHY GANG GOOCHY GANG GOOCHY GANG GOOCHY GANG GOOCHY GANG GOOCHY GANG GOOCHY GANG GOOCHY GANG GOOCHY GANG GOOCHY GANG GOOCHY GANG GOOCHY GANG GOOCHY GANG GOOCHY GANG GOOCHY GANG GOOCHY GANG
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@stanleypulis
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Massive fuck you to @BBCRadioStoke by the way. Make or break game coming up against Plymouth on Saturday and you think the best thing to do is to slag off our captain and claim he's not good enough. We're a fucking disgrace as a fanbase let alone a football team.
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@stevenKloppLFC2 for jakee, At the end of a storm There's a golden sky And the sweet silver song of a lark Walk on through the wind Walk on through the rain Though your dreams be tossed and blown Walk on, walk on With hope in your heart And you'll never walk You'll never walk
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BBC Radio Stoke have since deleted their post so I thought I'd reupload it 👍
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@LutonTown
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We are delighted to announce the signing of @js_browny for an undisclosed fee! ✍️ #COYH
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@jxshmkd mk dons is woke and most importantly, gay
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i beg to differ
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@kenna_fcb
kenna ʚɞ
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never seen a guy look good in a football kit tbh
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evie after emotionally crippling her boyfriend just so she could eat chicken wings and watch eurovision
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Dylan
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There’s absolutely no fucking way😂😂😂
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@DJEEvans7 I mean why would they sing about a war they lost that would be a bit silly wouldn't it
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@stevenKloppLFC2 to anyone currently affected by the 9/11 attacks this is for you guys hope you feel better Walk on through the wind Walk on through the rain For your dreams be tossed and blown Walk on, walk on With hope in your heart And you'll never walk alone You'll never walk alone
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where are the mistresses now??? probably still cheating 🤪
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@rioferdy5
Rio Ferdinand
2 months
Where are the racists now???? Probably still celebrating!!!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #EURO2024
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for every like this tweet gets I will name a stoke striker that was better than troy deeney
Why’s he hopping on podcasts acting like Liam Payne
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@CalTheDragon it better not be my wife mate because I love her to bits there's not a day that goes by where I don't think about her even the days where we fall out and fight i still can't let her go man she's so special to me I love the way she makes me feel nobody else does it better than her
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@e11iotlfc
eliot
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that guy is either alive or dead at this point
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@UpshotTowers damn he just like me fr
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@liamstokey no he plays for arsenal mate 👍
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@stokecity
Stoke City FC
9 years
#scfc delighted to announce that John Coates has become Vice-Chairman of the Club - http://t.co/5O9jrqRxjD http://t.co/hquGbbL2WQ
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STANLEY PULIS
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He genuinely had his whole career ahead of him.
@MillwallFC
Millwall FC
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⛔️ @sarkicmatija keeps his clean sheet with a vital penalty stop! #Millwall
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FUCK PORT VALE.
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nobody: absolutely nobody: uttoxstokie with his drum against boro tomorrow:
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stoke probably staying up and cameron jerome relegating vale all in the same afternoon 포트밸리는 똥이야
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the stan army has gained it's newest solider 🔴⚪️
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"wesley, we need a goal mate"
@AMAZlNGNATURE
Nature is Amazing ☘️
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“Weeeeee I’m a helicopter!” 🐘
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@nocontextfm1 he's faster than me tbf
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tough one but I think I'd relegate plymouth
@Alphafox78
AlphaFo𝕏
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What would you do in this situation?
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@DunelmsTopSella
Dave
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16. Sixteen. Six fucking teen.
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we've officially hit unc status
@stokecity
Stoke City FC
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#HolaBojan Stoke City are delighted to confirm the signing of @BoKrkic from @FCBarcelona on a 4-year deal
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@thogdad @RobbieKnox @Jaack no need to bring liverpool players into it mate
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@fuckeveryword
fuck every word
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fuck scoring
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old gen stoke fans when you can't name who scored the winner in the 1898/99 potteries derby (they were there that day)
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D'Margio Wright Phillips: A Tribute ❤️🤍❤️🤍
@stokecity
Stoke City FC
4 months
Following an initial announcement earlier this month, the Club can now provide a further update on players whose contracts are expiring at the conclusion of the 23/24 season.
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@BigLez67 @stevenKloppLFC2 Big Lez. At the end of a storm There's a golden sky And the sweet silver song of a lark Walk on through the wind Walk on through the rain Though your dreams be tossed and blown Walk on, walk on With hope in your heart And you'll never walk alone You'll never walk alone
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how the fuck are people getting had by STANLEY PULIS 😭
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dmargio wright phillips 2021/24 stoke city highlights
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@stanleypulis
STANLEY PULIS
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this
@WarMonitors
War Monitor
5 months
The Chernobyl disaster happened 38 years ago today, has there been a worse event since?
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english football is crying out for stoke city vs port vale
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3 months
🚨🚨 ATTENTION 🚨🚨 Stoke fan from Birmingham does not understand why we are nicknamed "The Potters" 😱😱😱
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@JamesCageWhite i can't even make jokes here this is just really sad please get your act together james we want to see you succeed
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ea knows
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joao pedro loading up career mode tonight
@OfficialBHAFC
Brighton & Hove Albion
8 months
Passion. 🤩
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1 year
@nocontextfm1 start with port vale and get them liquidated instead of promoted 🤣
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@stanleypulis
STANLEY PULIS
4 months
Dear @wesleymoraes09 Wesley, you only lasted one season at Stoke City but you didn't half make it a memorable one. There is so much that can be said about you from both myself and the wesbians. The club didn't give you much of a send off so allow me to do so.
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STANLEY PULIS
4 months
EXCLUSIVE: Aaron Hunt names the BIGGEST dicks in Stoke City history 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆
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hardest geezer post africa
@RishiSunak
Rishi Sunak
5 months
Only a few thousand miles to go... My morning run with @HardestGeezer , congrats on Project Africa hitting £1 million.
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jared dublin: okay stoke city last season I got you a south korean wonderkid and then a former dutch u21 international as well as a portugese 2nd division winger all on the cheap let me know if you need anyone like that this season :) super jonny "knows the club" walters:
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stoke city vs port vale 2024/25
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