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Murderers. Illegal settlers. Genocidal war criminals. Liars. Oppressors. Child killers.
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I don’t really like to talk about celebrity gossip but today I will
Syamsul refused to divorce P. Sarah is another example how muslim man weaponizing the system to make a woman suffer. That guy block her everywhere but won’t divorce.
It has nothing to do with love.
It’s spite.
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Period pain ni berangkai.
Sakit belakang, senak, rasa macam ovary kena tumbuk repeatedly, sakit kepala + PMS that make us question our whole existence.
But we still show up. With this pain. Every month.
Sempena Hari Wanita, Azad sahut cabaran dari team
#MixBreakfast
@mixdotmy
kena buat simulasi macammana rasa period pain. Haa baru dia tau rasa sakit tu macammana, tu baru level 4. Kesian Azad, macam dah nak terberanak 😂
#sharERA
#3PAGIERA
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Malaysians cyber bully Israelis and Pro Israelis so much that the Israeli Intelligence and Terrorism Centre think we are cyber warfare experts.
Is this true?
Because I think Malaysians just very online, and very angry.
You do not wanna mess with tentera bawang Malaysia 😅
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I lived in Europe for many years.
Boleh Kak long suggest some of my favorite places yang cantik, tak overrated dan tak mahal macam Paris?
Contoh:
- Ljubljana, Slovenia
- Budapest, Hungary
- Prague, C. Republic
- Český Krumlov, C. Republic
- Lisbon, Portugal
- Berlin, Germany
Kenapa kami tak mahu buka pakej ke Paris. Ada cerita di sebalik video ini. Satu demi satu perkara berlaku di kota yang overrated ini (thread).
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For those yang nak tau, the school is MCKK.
The bullies and cronies are so arrogant sampai boleh komen: "kita tengok boleh menang ke lawan kroni MCKK.”
PENGETUA, what are you doing swiping this under the carpet?
Make you a complicit in this case.
Shame on you. No integrity.
EVERYONE PLEASE RT WE NEED JUSTICE!!!!
PLEASE BACA ALL THESE POSTS AND TELL ME SHOULD WE JUST DIAM KAN JE?? JUST BECAUSE KAU ADA CABLE KUAT KAU BOLEH BULI IKUT SUKA? KAPLA KEPALA TA*K KO LAH!!! BERANI BUAT BERANI TANGGUNG AH NI NAK MINTAK MAAF JE PASTU?! KAU SERONOK HIDUP KE??
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Men ni tau ke tak yang dick pic ni doesn’t have the same effect to women as nude to men? It’s like a cat that bring us dead mouse.
You seem like you are proud of it but what the hell are we supposed to do with this?
Especially dick yang tak ada masa depan. Pathetic.
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Actually someone pernah salah transfer to my acc once. Dalam RM200. Lepas tu bank call and ask me to come to the branch to sort it out.
I ckp, “I don’t want. I banyak kerja. Bagi no account org tu. I transfer balik.”
The banker was like, “Oh ya kan?”
Settle in less than 20 min.
Lol I transferred RM1k to the wrong acc. Saya pun terlalu introvert nak call bank and do police report. Benda pun dah jadi. Hm enjoy je lah eh. Selamat hari raya in advance 🥲👍
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The pattern starts to emerge.
Syamsul. Farid Kamil and now View Chin.
When they screw things up, buat taik, they will start tuduh wife yang curang.
Ni page dalam playbook mana korang ambik ni? Ke pakai advisor yang sama?
What bunch of losers.
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Took MyAirline this morning from KLIA2 to KBR.
Website booking: No nonsense and seamless.
Got problem? You talk to a real person not a bot.
Bag drop - Cepat.
Departure - on time.
Flight - appreciate the little extra space.
Keep like this and we have real contender against AA
Syarikat penerbangan itu telah melepasi penumpang ke-800,000 dan akan mencapai satu juta penumpang tidak lama lagi.
#AWANInews
#AWANI745
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I think the most underrated facial spa in KL is Herbaline. The facial starts from RM99, the spa is so serene, great service, the facial is heavenly - I love the face and shoulder massage.
Yang penting dia tak ada sistem paksa orang ambik pakej sebab facial dia mmg dah murah 🙂
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I need Muhyiddin Yassin to be punished for abusing the emergency ordinance and locked us up for months for his own political survival last year.
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Pls don’t take this the wrong way but let me tell you s/thing. I am in a r/ship with a man that has money.
U know what he did when he’s not working? Stay home & watch random YouTube videos. He doesn’t spend money unnecessarily. He is very private and does none of this bullshit
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After what he put her through, the least he can do is to let her go and let her find her own happiness.
But no. He won’t even give her that.
His small dick energy will make sure she suffers because his ego was bruised.
Narcissistic asshole is so predictable.
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That case in MCKK.
One of alumni post about the case on Facebook and the comments are wild. One of it:
“Kayangan ke Marhaen?”
“M40”.
What is the reason to even ask this question?
Why does it matter? Kalau marhaen kenapa ya?
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Unrelated but Shuib live next to my house. One day kucing I terlepas keluar and my brother in law tolong cari.
Lepas tu dia terserempak dengan Shuib and asked if he saw my cat. Shuib cakap takde but he was nice enough to tolong tengokkan.
Last sekali diorang bergambar 😅
RM150 juta SALES BUBBLEBEE 🐝
RM 150 Juta / 3 tahun / 30 cawangan/ 12bulan : RM138K sales kasar sebulan per outlet.
Jadi per day = RM138,000 / 30 hari = RM4600 sehari
RM4600 sehari ÷ RM15 per cawan = 307 cawan jualan sehari setiap outlet Bubblebee
Tahniah. 🤗
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I witnessed my best friend searched for her ‘the one’ for 8 years. Horror stories after horror stories.
But after 8 years, she finally found someone who truly loves her for who she is and the big, loving heart that she has.
I even had a chat with the guy.
She found love at 45
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I feel like we need to go and support Greta Thunberg on Instagram because she’s being cyber bullied on comment section for standing for the Palestinian 🇵🇸
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Kau shopping apa robe 👘 kuning buruk tu?
People who have money have no desire to show it off actually.
I heard the intention of this video is to rope young people to some kind of scheme.
I hope you guys know what you get yourself into before it’s too late.
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Caprice ni semua benda nak masuk campur. Dia lah terpaling pejuang, terpaling islamic, terpaling palestine. Now, terpaling Pendidikan.
Kita ni hidup kena tau our limitations. Kalau kita bukan ahlinya, lebih baik shut up and learn.
Who died and made you our spokesperson?
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Of course. Basic Consti 101.
Art. 4 of the FC says that the Constitution is the supreme law of the land.
Art.75 says: “If any state law is inconsistent with a fed law, the fed law shall prevail & the state law shall, to the extent of inconsistency, be void.”
What’s not clicking?
Ahli Parlimen Kota Bharu, Datuk Seri Takiyuddin Hassan menegaskan bahawa jika undang-undang jenayah syariah di satu negeri dibatalkan ia akan berpotensi untuk negeri-negeri lain juga dibatalkan.
#AWANInews
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Korang nak fefeeling tengok firework atas bukit tu takde masalah.
Tapi sampah buang merata ni dah kenapa?
65 tahun dah merdeka. Mentaliti masih sampah.
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So today I baru tau yang the reason I have to go branch is because ada some people yang tak nak pulangkan duit yang tersalah bank in and the bank has to slow talk to them or involve the authorities… 😧😧😧
@SpongeBobCatz
@OneNyta
Sebenarnya kak long, kalau kak long berkeras taknak bg pon bank tak boleh buat apa, kecuali ada campur tgn dari pihak berkuasa la. Dia nak panggil kak long sbb nak slow talk biasanya. Sbb masa alan kerja bank camtu la diorang buat, call minta jasa baik pulangkan and slow talk.
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Sampai sekarang I wonder kenapa I have to go to the branch? 🤔
What was the reason?
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My review for Cili Kampung Hartamas:
I know lah your premise frequented by influencers / orang besar-besar tapi sombongnya staff-staff anda. Atmosphere biasa-biasa je. Food pun sama. I have been there twice and not gonna come back.
I will bawak my foreign guests somewhere else.
Cili Kampung charging RM158 per pax for Ramadhan is insane if I can boikot Starbucks I can boikot you too bitch!
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Ini dia gambarnya. Aku suruh pergi cari kucing. Kucing tak jumpa. Jumpa Shuib je 😂
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Guys. Moral of the story: Please lahh make sure you transfer to the right person.
The horror story I read today is 💀
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My point is:
The fact that both of them are in their 40s revived my confidence: we should never settle for less when it comes to love/relationship
We should never let the society or anyone pressure us into accepting garbage.
She took her time. But I am convinced it was worth it
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Common sense kau tu yang ke laut.
Tak faham bahasa ke orang lain dah booked awal bertahun-tahun. You have to honor the contract.
Go blame other organisation that didn’t get their shit together. Annoying nak mampos korang ni
Lagi ditegur, lagi dipasang.
Priority ke laut, kebijaksanaan ke laut, Common sense ke laut..
& ini bukan 1st time
@StadiumMalaysia
buat hal.
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Some people pergi pesta buku dekat WTC, parking kiri kanan tanpa menggunakan common sense, fikir diri sendiri je — maka tersangkutlah bas tu kat situ menyebabkan traffic jam menyusahkan orang lain.
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Other (affordable to visit) cities that I fell in love with are:
- Athens, Greece
- Zagreb, Croatia
- Skopje, Macedonia
- Kiev, Ukraine (but now sadly kita tak boleh visit la kot…)
- Istanbul & Izmir, Turkey
- The coast town in Croatia
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Nak tambah sikit. I don’t understand the hate that he got. As a neighbor who sometimes saw him, I think he is decent man, raising truly decent, well-behaved kids. He is doing his best. Especially after his loss 😕
My Bibik knows his new wife and think she’s nice too.
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Tak cukup mengamuk kat Greta, zionist supporter datang merentan kat sini pulak 😂😂😂
You guys are so pathetic man. Get a grip.
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I might not be able to fight in the war, but I am more than willing to dedicate my time to combat Israelis propaganda.
They are losing the PR game, which is why they are in full misinformation mode now.
Don't lose steam, everyone.
Keep fighting, keep sharing THE TRUTH.
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My BIL starstruck dekat si Shuib.
Kucing aku ke mana, apa ke mana 😅
Mujur la my sister jumpa.
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Someone in IMAN just told me they never did this. Also I wonder when Bukit Aman ever reveal benda benda macam ni?
And Indonesia Intel?
Macam macam hal 😅
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She is the kindest and the most loving friend anyone could ever asked for.
I always told her every time after her heart break,
“You will find someone who will appreciate everything about you. Do not accept anything less.”
She didn’t.
And now she’s with a man who adores her 🥹
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Ruhainies after Alif Aziz refused to divorce Bella. “Delays are part of life” konon.
Girl, you are pathetic. And stop riding on religion and God. Shameful lah.
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We had the same experience. Rude lepas tu tak jawab call / whatsapp terus.
@khairulaming
delegation is good but it has to be monitored too. Tak pasal pasal rosak your brand
Ramai juga rupanya berhadapan dengan PA Kekwat kepada influencer Hey Whats Up Guys ni. Dari fans dia, terus aku unfollow semua account dia sebab mulut puaka PA dia.
Kekwat nak mampos. Aku contact Manager Tokti pun tak kekwat mcm kau.
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The video of that boy & the nurses reminds me of the nurses who took care of my brother when he battled with cancer for 3 months at the hospital.
The day he died I went to them & said, “Adik saya dah tak ada.”
“Kami tahu.” Then they took turn to hug me for a while.
Bless them.
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“Grief is just love with no place to go.”
I read this once and haven’t really move on from it.
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What in the pretentious bullshit is this lmao i am starving
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And then you got older and you are super happy with the 90 ringgit leather bag you bought in a small store in Vietnam because you can’t give a single f*ck about impressing other people.
Aku geram betul jenis jenis spoil mood orang ni. Ya, betul Charles & Keith itu bukan luxury brand, tapi raikan je lah apa yang orang tu sedang bahagia.
Kau nak spoil dgn itu la, ini lah buat apa.
Vibes yg nama Zoe ni aku suka betul. Jenis menghargai pemberian bapa & bersyukur.
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Český Krumlov memang lawa betul. Tapi tulah. I bukan pandai sangat ambik gambar so the picture didn’t do justice to the town. Tapi memang lawa.
Kalau nak gi, kena naik bas dari Prague.
Flix Bus if I remember correctly.
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Dah tau mcm tu, are you going to do something about it or nak buat perangai sama? Duduk dalam bubble syok sendiri?
Kutuk orang melayu. Hina orang kampung. Rasa macam diri tu lebih pandai daripada orang lain. Tak ada humility langsung. Sombong betul.
filem mat kilau ni mcm cerminan PRU15 la nnt. filem sampah, kt twitter teruk gile kena hentam. luar twitter 100 juta.
mcm BN, parti sampah, teruk kena kt twitter. luar twitter, Johor, Melaka, Sarawak, Sabah, tapau abis.
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When it comes to traveling kan, we have to treat it as a big privilege sbb bkn semua orang mampu. Setiap negara tu will always have the pros & cons
In my experience of visiting 56 countries & solo travel for almost 20, go with an open mind. Use common sense. Trust your instinct.
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This is one of the island that I had the opportunity to visit. Nama dia Zlarin in Croatia. Croatia 🇭🇷 is full with places like this. Mediterranean sea is really something else.
Tapi connectivity dekat Croatia mmg payah. Kak long suggest kan sewa kereta jelah nak senang.
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@absalias
I think they purposely make it difficult for us so that we just give up on getting refunded.
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@advreds
My personal experience kan - Kak long organized sendiri je my trip.
Guna skyscanner, airbnb, booking dot com. Lepas tu train ke apa, check website diorang.
Tapi cross check jugak. Maybe guna travel agent murah lagi ke mcm mana.
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Kalau you ajak orang keluar either “to pick their brain” or to ask for their favor on something — the least you can do is to pay for their coffee/food. You are taking away something they cannot get back. Their time.
Apo lah. Common sense and courtesy tak ada langsung 😒
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@keemanxp
I think maybe to some extent but not fully.
I don’t think the simulation can demonstrate the back pain, the excruciating migraines and definitely not the PMS mood swings that make us feel like this life has no meaning 😅
And — We thank you for your understanding ♥️
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@WildHairDude
Every time I think about what we went through last year, aku mcm pissed off gila kau tau. Sampai ramai yg mati bunuh diri sebab terdesak. Damn this guy. I hope karma reach him soonest.
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I think warga emas ada extra discount.
I am just sharing good stuff 😊
If you feel like getting affordable facial (and they did it so professionally) and need a self-care time, cari lah this spa.
I know two location:
Taman Connaught, Cheras
Hartamas
The rest can google
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I am a childfree woman with a deep love for children, and the children get along very well with me. We exist.
We understand it takes a village to raise a child & happy to be the ‘village’ - maybe this is our purpose.
I think it’s time for the society to respect our choice.
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No. We need separate bathroom to feel safe. Can U guarantee that there will be no sexual predators pretending to be transgender in a space for women?
Also U don’t have the rights to decide who get to be a feminist. Sad that women now have fight the right to exist as a woman.
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@tweetingdoubts
I also think it’s their legal tactic to discredit the women’s claim in court
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To his family, friends and acquaintances - at this point, if you are still keeping quiet, you are an accomplice to this bastard. Sampai hati you boleh biarkan this girl merana sampai macam ni sekali.
You are as guilty as him.
If his friends and family and acquaintances, had any conscience, they would take him to the police station and get him to confess and turn himself in. Peace.
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My cheat code for spec mata:
Beli bingkai murah yang kita suka dekat Shopee (the cheapest I bought was 20 ringgit) and then pergi kedai spec pasang lens yang bagus.
Total: seratus lebih.
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The PR machinery was scrambling so bad that they have to make this video. This is as fake as Israel itself.
Even if it’s not, Victor, we do not hate Israel because of misinformation. We hate Israel because we understand exactly what they are.
Evil and racist colonial project.
A brave Malaysian tells the truth about the anti-Israel lies in Malaysia. 🇲🇾🇮🇱
Israel and Malaysia will one day have diplomatic relations - once radicalism is uprooted.
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Dia macam ni ya.
Kalau esok ada lagi anak anak tahfiz yang meninggal dunia sebab sekolah tak patuh piawaian, the blood is in your hand ye bro?
Kau jawab.
Punyalah taksub sampai sanggup taruh nyawa anak orang.
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@AEmir1985
@bocahnandong
Patut laaa the first thing dia suggest is to go to branch.
Lepas I said, I nak transfer je malas nak go branch…dia macam… “oh okay…” mcm dia tak expect that will be my reaction 😅
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@bocahnandong
@OneNyta
Ada ke kes orang yang tanak pulang kan? 😮bukan duit kita simpan buat apa 😭😭😭
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For those yang dok tanya how can he believe ‘that girl’ for three years, one of the longest catfish I read about was 10 years.
Sometimes people really need love and affection. And they are willing to believe in anything. Don’t judge just because itu bukan kita.
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My car was stuck because I took the wrong turn and literally had to ask a guy to help me to move my car because I panicked.
He is very cute.
He gave me his card. A lawyer apparently. If this is a movie, this is probably how people meet their soul mate lol
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@AnonIsAmuse
Thank you. I appreciate that.
That’s why sometimes all we ask is understanding. Bila kami cakap kami sakit, or unwell from our period pain, we are in really in pain. It’s not just an excuse 😭
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Zaman muda dulu kuatnya lah membazir. Beli make up mahal-mahal. Pandai make up nya tak jugak.
Do you know where I buy my make up now? Dekat Euphora.
The budget version of Sephora 😅 yang penting aku bahagia. Eyebrow pencil 10 ringgit dapat 3. Eyeshadow palette 30 ringgit 👍🏽
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Zionists is so embarrassing istg.
First they pick a fight with Greta
Thunberg. Then with UN Director.
Then they accused WHO working with Hamas.
Now they are beefing other countries.
Imagine fighting with everyone while committing genocide?
Narcissistic sociopath behavior.
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I found a video titled 'Best Old Songs Collection' on YouTube, and I thought, 'Oh, nice. Maybe I can listen to Frank Sinatra.' I clicked on it, and the first song is 'Apologize' by One Republic/Timbaland. Now, I need to lie down for a second.
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Ordered a coffee a few days ago.
Me: “Dik, Americano ice satu ya.”
Barista: “Okay kak. Panas ke sejuk?”
Me: “Americano Ice.”
Barista: “Okay baik. Panas atau sejuk?”
Me: …………
Barista: …………
Me: “Ice 🥹”
Barista: “Ya Allah, ice. Sejuk lah kan.”
Me: “Ya Allah aku confused”
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My brother was 18 and I was 21.
It was hard to process my emotion at that time but the comfort from the nurses helped.
One of them siap hantar sampai kereta before we left the hospital to Pahang.
Nurses:
You are our unsung heroes.
I just want you to know that.
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Damn. Are you really this stupid? Are you really comparing your lack of planning with women who literally has to choose whether they should buy food or buy sanitary pad because they don’t have the means to do so?
If you don’t know your cycles, I suggest you download an app.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this today but not everyone deserve our light and love. If they constantly giving us low energy, reciprocate it by leaving the space.
Give your love and energy to the one who knows how to appreciate it ♥️
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We are in (mis)information war.
Keep fighting their narrative, propaganda and lies.
Keep fighting. Keep sharing the truth.
They might have major media outlets but we have each other 🇵🇸
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@HevronyShahar
@RoseMawarNervos
Sooooo you admitting they are committing genocidal war crime now? Well done, Zionist-Nazi.
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Sometimes I really wonder what’s going on in the head of people like manager Khairul Aming tu? What makes you so arrogant to the point that you feel entitled to be incredibly rude and borderline nasty to people.
Kaya sangat ke you?
Famous sangat ke?
Pandai sangat ke?
What?
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Tan Sri Annuar Musa hari tu pun sebar misinformation konon statement daripada DS Shabery Cheek and dia tak buat correction pun despite DSSC reached out to him to fix it.
Dia ni memang suka sebar misinformation and incite hate ke?
You were the minister of communication 😳
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Duolingo is the new Tinder and I am here for it
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Yes. I wonder orang yang maki hamun teruk-teruk orang yang pilih parti lain selain drpd parti dia tu, takde kawan-kawan ke yang tak sehaluan politically?
Tak banyak, sikit - mesti ada rasa nak jaga hati kawan?
Unless U don’t have and live in a bubble/echo chamber 🤔
Every GE we will see the true colour of certain people.
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A reflection after visiting a friend who lost her mom:
10 years ago, we were probably busy attending weddings.
Not long after, we celebrate the arrival of new lives.
Now slowly we went to comfort friends at funerals.
Life really comes in stages before make the full circle 😕
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Keluar la daripada bubble tu sekali sekala. Masuk kampung, kenal kenal dengan orang kampung. Kenal-kenal dengan makcik pakcik yang korang kutuk tu. Jumpa dengan anak anak muda luar bandar, dengar aspirasi diorang.
Mungkin kurang sikit bongkak tu.
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Sat next to this Italian man in Bali and chat about life (and Formula 1 because he works for them).
Keep in touch via IG.
Send my sunflowers 🌻 for my birthday.
Chivalry is alive and well with some men ♥️
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