One Spazzy Cuddlefish
@SpazzyIsReal
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Service Dog Owner. Got a spazzy disorder. Lover of space and the sea. Navy Veteran. Woman of my word. Cher Ami
Joined January 2024
"If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves"
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@Ev_deGallery It's a frogfish. They're awesome! But lots of fish walk on the floor surprisingly
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@Ev_deGallery @KnerrNate My goal is to own enough land that one day I won't have to worry about neighbors
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RT @Strangeland_Elf: Eggs need to be refrigerated if they are cleaned first like American grocery store eggs are.
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RT @hjn0ne: @SpazzyIsReal @ClownWorld_ I had no idea someone was filming. How embarrassing. 🤦🏻♀️ I’m going to be hearing about this.
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@ClownWorld_ @hjn0ne get off the counter and sit in the chair, please. This is not appropriate CIA agent behavior
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RT @attackdogX: @ClownWorld_ aww he’s Albino 😂 Fun fact: possums can get rabies but it’s very RARE. Less than 1% of possums are rabid
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RT @TimRunsHisMouth: Forget Super Bowl commercials... Tony the Sign Guy is the greatest troll/advertiser in the world! He destroys the wok…
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RT @nosoup4knowles: please explain how the first amendment was intended to protect having sex in public I'll wait
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RT @nosoup4knowles: I only care about the 1st amendment when it is used to defend speech prn is not speech
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RT @InternetH0F: An entire town secretly learned sign language to surprise their deaf neighbor 🥹 ❤️
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I'm sorry. Seems a terrible way to live. Mostly because you aren't living
You guys are spending your Sunday nights watching grown men fight over a ball. I’m making cold calls and catching up on emails. Will work on my business plan in a few minutes. How to win: Zig when everyone else zags.
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