I just woke up from a nightmare where everyone was drawing their OC/Sona in the GMod pose with the hashtag "Scrotus." I was literally trembling in fear as I put down my phone, started rocking back and forth, and began hyperventilating
So it turns out that my stepbrother (11) has been hiding this bar of gold that was a gift from my uncle to me for god knows how long. His excuse was that he "was just keeping it safe!"