Spam Fritter
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I guess this is where I'm supposed to say something clever and edgy? Truth is, I can't be arsed! 🤷🏻♂️ Just here for a laugh and a bit of fuckery! 😉
Clown world, it seems.
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I'm scared to let him out in case he decides to invade Poland! 😳
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I wonder why you never see working class kids climbing up motorway gantries to protest about oil?
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Just caught some telly and saw Nigel Farage jumping through mental hoops to appease that fat, ignorant and irretrievably racist cunt, Nella.
She is the epitome of the thick fuckin yoot of this country.
Get that fucking big fat racist chip off your shoulder.
Fat arse.
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My mate's just given me a load of Ducks. He said one of them is gay but I'm bolloxed if I can tell which one? 🤔
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So now it seems they're going to extend the June 21st reopening date in order to protect the NHS from all the patients who have built up as a result of us protecting the NHS.
Hancock and Co are taking the piss out of us aren't they?
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BREAKING:
Poland fans have gone on the rampage ahead of their game in the Euros. So far 60 cars have been completely valeted.
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Humza Yousaf and Rishi Sunak's first meeting regarding Scottish Independence. 😂
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One of the most challenging wanks in a long time. I'm not gonna lie 🤷♂️
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Name one word that makes you grit your teeth the minute you hear it.
I'll go first 'Problematic'.
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Watching GB News and I have just three words...
Kirsty
Gallagher's
Knockers
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Eight year old boy, apparently!
We are truly witnessing the end of civilisation and a downward death spiral into a boiling cauldron of clown shit.
Es soll sich hierbei um einen 8 jährigen Jungen handeln.
Entsetzlich!
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Feeling pretty decadent today.
Went into Lidl with an Iceland bag, Tesco with an Aldi bag and Morrisons with an Asda bag, cos I just don't care!
Smash the system!
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Apparently there's a lady coming to where I work tomorrow to give us all a talk about sexual harassment in the workplace.
I hope she's got big tits. 🤔
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@ITVNewsPolitics
@lisanandy
So, to recap...
People get to the front of the queue and are presented with a price for their tickets , which are in high demand and can choose to buy them or not and somehow the Govt thinks it needs to get involved.
No wonder Oasis think they're bigger than the Beatles. 😂
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@realstewpeters
Looks delightful!
And after all that trauma, pain and healing you would be no nearer to being a woman than you were before.
Imagine the disappointment.
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Well that's work done until 1st January. Off into town for some last minute shopping with the Mrs in an hour or so, then I'm gonna spend the next 12 days eating shit, whilst drinking shit and probably chatting shit, in that order!
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Whilst I don't condone violence in any form, I couldn't help but piss myself laughing at this!
😂😂😂😂😂
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@richardpbacon
Yet another Z-list shit take there.
Maybe these 'cunts' are sick of being ridden over by their government and sneered at by self righteous wankers just like yourself.
Lay off the bugle dust mate, it's added your fuckin brain.
Soft twat.
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Anyone checked in on Holly Willyboy since the athletics tranny ban?
I'm blocked, but there again, most of you probably are too.
He's such a touchy wanker.
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Is it just me or does anyone else see pure evil in this predators eyes? I don't know what it is, but it's sinister and unsettling.
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Imagine waiting 14 years for someone to pass the ball to you, only to go and boot it onto the garage roof. 🙄
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Just got sent this from a very naughty person. I hope you'll join me in condemning such insensitive humour.
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I think I've said this before, but you know you're fcuked when your body decides it a good idea to store fat in your forehead! 😬
The law in Australia says it’s a hate crime if I don’t gender this person they way they see themselves as a woman,under the guise of health and safety. It’s the same in a workplace you will lose your job unless you play along.
We are losing our rights to think and speak freely
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Right, I think it's time to swerve this shithole. The constant barrage of tribalistic shite over Gaza, Ukraine and anything else that people can be offended by is beyond depressing.
I came here for a grin and to catch up with other loons but it's no fun anymore.
Bonjour! 👊🏻💥
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Finally went to the Quacks this afternoon and told him I'm suffering from premature ejaculation.
He said "How does your wife feel about it?"
I said, at first she took it on the chin, but now it's just getting on her tits!
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Ah fcuk this!
Can't be arsed waiting up till 8am to see if I can get a doctor's appointment, only to have Audrey on reception grilling me as to why I want to see the doctor. I swear one of these days I'm just gonna say "I think there's something wrong with my knob!"
Night folks!
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@zarahussain999
Imagine being moving to a country where you are given shelter, safety and the rights you could only dream of in other parts of the world, then complaining constantly whilst claiming to be oppressed in said country.
That open door opens both ways, sweetheart.
How ungrateful.
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Humour me if you will, but
If Nigel Farage is such an irrelevant and insignificant failure, then why are so many mouthpieces in the public sphere whining about him?
Genuine question. 🤷♂️
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Looks like I'm being throttled on here.
Keep getting the "Cannot retrieve tweets at this time" nonsense.
Twats.
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I'm off to Scotland later this afternoon. Anyone want anything whilst I'm there?
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@Dave_RB82
India IS a man and no amount of lippy & mascara can change that fact.
Sharron could be twenty four stone, full of scabs and a face like a robber's dog, yet she's given birth to children and she'll always be a real woman.
And that's what boils the little cnunts piss.
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@metpoliceuk
Relying rather heavily on public support lately, aren't you?
At this rate we'll be doing your job for you.
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Any more random nutters with thirty followers since 2014 chatting absolute bollocks to me or the people I interact with, WILL BE BLOCKED.
Too many bloons crowding my notifications to see the decent folk who are worth interacting with.
Might start afresh and be more picky.
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@TommySheppard
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Have you seen how many car washes and 'Turkish' barbers have sprung up recently?
These fcukers are driving round in M3's and RS4's you gullible tool!
The rest of them are getting 3 square meals a day, free taxis and all their living costs paid in full, by us, you gullible melon.
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ITV tonight saying that there may be a shortage of turkeys due to everyone eating Xmas lunch at home rather than eating out.
Where the fcuk do they think the turkeys in pubs & restaurants come from...Narnia? 🤣🤣
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@afneil
Yeah cos we all want to disappear in a mushroom cloud, don't we?
At what point does it become apparent that you are cheerleading for a possible escalation of a conflict thousands of miles away?
You're poking a nuclear armed bear with a stick to see when he lashes out.
Christ!
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Bon appetit!
@EmRoman74
And for all you Black Puddingphobes, objection overruled!
Class dismissed!
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I don't watch mainstream media, but I've seen a few bits and pieces that suggest that the wheels have finally come off Schofield's noncey train.
Am I right?
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