I didn’t realise HRs were the only metric for a hitter… However; Fenway at 390 ft in centre field is 45 ft shorter than Minute Maid at 435 ft. That’s a lot more doubles that would be caught in Houston. And Fenway at 302 ft in right field is 24 ft shorter than Minute Maid at 326 ft and the wall at Fenway is 4 ft lower. That’s potential for more HRs. Do you want to reassess, dude?

@MishandledInfo @LouMerloni Fair. I think Cora would like to DH Devers. We’ll see.

@Jared_Carrabis I bet the cigar cost half a Bregman 🤣

@Jared_Carrabis Let’s go John!

@Tommygunn1544 @AaronJFentress @JesseRogersESPN @JeffPassan Agree. It’s paying to manage risk.

@AaronJFentress @JesseRogersESPN @JeffPassan Time will tell.

@joshuabuckley @JesseRogersESPN @JeffPassan I have. Wait till you see how his swing performs with 50% of his games at Fenway. Plus his defensive numbers which are critical to Boston are solid.

@jayhaykid If he performs in Boston he will be there more than three years too.

@LouMerloni This changes everything.

@JoeNoodle23 @SenThomTillis @elonmusk @MayorBowser That would be criminal damage. Politicians aren’t immune from criminal charges. As you will see when DOGE gets to the bottom of who has been on the take from USAID.

@CollinRugg Surely he’s calling for an assassination? Isn’t that a crime?

@EndWokeness Bring back the asylums.

@gr8tixx @JonahLupton @DOGE Elon’s explanation 🤣🤣🤣

@JonahLupton @DOGE The US Federal Government seems to find the most inefficient way of doing everything. Either that or a bureaucrat owns the mine and is leasing the space for a criminal amount of money.

RT @EndWokeness: FEMA CFO Mary Comans was just fired for funneling $58M to illegal migrant hotels in Manhattan. FA, FO.

RT @Common_SensePod: 🚨WE'RE BACK🚨 Common Sense Podcast with @Joey7Barton kicks off this year with the unbelievable life story of @TheDogHa…

@CollinRugg Both names on Google Maps in Australia.

@ImMeme0 Send her to Guantanamo.