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The Mountains
Joined April 2011
The amount of footballers I watched growing up that are now in management is actually crazy ngl.
🚨 Nuri Şahin will become the new head coach of Dortmund. Official announcement expected soon. 🇹🇷. (Source: @GraemeBailey)
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A long story made short… I had a proud dad moment buying my two year old son his first boots today, showed the mandem… let’s just say it was a humbling experience 🥴🤣
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Do you know how dislikable you have to be for the bible brothers to have to put hands on you? 🤣
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Worst thing you can possibly do is tell another woman about issues between you n your Mrs.
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About last night. Cant wait to meet my second princess. I’m officially a girl dad 👨👧👧❤️
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Over £700M spent on a squad that only has one creative midfielder, one good winger, 0 good strikers & 5 left backs lol. The squad building under Arteta has been an absolute joke.
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Fuck heartbreak, you ever had a close friend or family member really do you dirty? That shit will turn you cold.
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This is what im tryna be on ulot can keep your nice footwear pics.
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Man had Mitoma, Minamino, Asano, Maeda, Tomi & Kubo on the bench lool. What an idiot.
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Im way too grown to be forcing anything in life, if it aint for me it aint for me init.
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I’m convinced a lot of Arsenal fans would happily go back to the days of playing beautiful football but losing games lol. I don’t understand why going to big European and domestic away grounds and making sure we get a result it looked down upon esp without 5/6 first team players.
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Lol uno when you're so comfortable around someone you can release your inner weirdo? Yeah that.
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Arteta coached a 4-0 and somehow lost the game 0-2 loool. These forwards are a bunch of fucking jokers.
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Question for the mandem… if your girl purchased you two tickets for the champions league final as a birthday gift, are you obligated to take her with you??.
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Growing up without a Dad made me hate Fathers day but the past 4 years helped me realise that not every “Dad” can be a “Father” Happy Fathers day to all the guy’s doing it the RIGHT way
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Ive clocked, the vast majority of Arsenal fans on spaces thrive off negativity… when we lose 700+ people in the space but when we win barely 100 people wanna show up loool.
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I fully get why people dont like posting their pregnancies and children online. You people make me sick.
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I was having this convo the other day… £1Million vs 1 year in jail, all you have to do is score 2 out of 5 pens vs Emi Martinez. Mandem are you backing yourself to win the money or are you gonna end up going jail? Personally I back myself to bag 2 pens with an M on the line 🤣🤣.
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Smh as an Arsenal fan I am disappointed and if we fail to bring in an attacker I dont want to hear any excuses made for Arteta and Edu’s incompetence this window. THIRTEEN MILLION EUROS lol.
🚨🔴 BREAKING: Federico Chiesa to Liverpool, here we go! Agreement done for €13m initial fee with add-ons. Four year contract for Chiesa as new Liverpool player, set to fly later today. Chiesa accepted Liverpool immediately. Deal DONE. Exclusive story confirmed. 🔐🇮🇹
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I cant fuck with niggas that focus primarily on chasing pussy/chatting to gyal. .
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Left the game on a stretcher, there’s your answer lol.
Tierney playing that left centre back roll beautifully, dunno why Arteta won’t keep him kmt 😔.
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"How's you and your girl?" Is a question asked by witches bmt. Leave us alone 😒😂😂.
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Bare people I used to check for, will never hear from me again but thats just how it goes.
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Shoutout Man United, went down to 10 men, kept being brave, kept playing football their way and kept conceding goals 🤣🤣🤣.
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Arsenal fans love coming on twitter with this “harsh reality” “honest assessment” gimmick when in fact it’s just negative nonsense. Trying to put the club down in the name of being edgy. Weirdo’s.
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Wearing Burberry shirts & designer kicks dont mean you dress well bro lol. Seen nuff man wear designers and still look bummy.
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@Culturecams No one in that squad is more creative than Trent tho, England have very few creators.
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Them ones when you fall out with someone, they start sayin certain things and it's like "so this is how you felt all along".
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Saka and Timber, this Bible Brothers right hand side is generational 😮💨😮💨
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When a girls reallyyy feeling you, you’ll know. She wont even have to tell you.
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It shouldn’t take motives like carni for you to realise your jawn is for the streets. Mandem need to wake up.
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It's like girls get a kick out of acting up just so their man/bae can regulate & put them in their place lol.
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Like it or not, this is on Arteta. He was cowardice in his line up choice, 3 defensive minded midfielders vs B’mouth, cowardice in his substitutions and approach after the red card. Ultimately the inevitable happened. Poor team selection and poor game management. We move tho smh.
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You girls with pretty feet, that paint them white & rock nice heels are proper special una 😍 #FreeTheFeet.
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Dyu know how many times I've typed a msg then just cleared it all because of pride.
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Next time I go on a date, I wanna do sutten like pottery or wine tasting… sutten grown, different, out my natural comfort zone.
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Eternally grateful for the love I’ve received today . Twenty Fly 2️⃣5️⃣🎉
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Lol today I woke up and decided to let go of all the negative energy I feel towards the people that have done me wrong. .
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Are you seeing what being unproblematic and stress free has done for my skin & beard? 😅
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Happy 5th birthday to this beautiful human I have the privilege of calling my daughter 5️⃣🎉❤️
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She Gave Me The "Wtf You Taking Pics Of Me When I Just Woke Up?" Look 😅👶🏽 http://t.co/zcWgFagcsr.
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It's like when people stop fucking with you, they force themselves to fuck with people that also dont fuck with you.
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As a child mum did alot of things like not letting me go to sleepovers, gettin onto me if I came in late without calling or texting etc and at the time I thought she was moving mad. It’s only as I got older I understood she was tryna protect me from these sick people out here.
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Jokes aside ulot can drag me if you want but stop using pics of my pregnant mrs. She aint got nothing to do with this. It’s weird ngl.
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Bare of these so called fans are fugazi, silent in victory but loud in defeat. Guys wanna be so right about not rating a manager/player just so they can say “I told you so” no matter if it’s at the detriment of the club they claim they love and support.
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"I Miss You" & "I Love You" Are The Most Awks Things To Reply To When Its Not Mutual 😰.
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So we bid for Watkins knowing full well Villa may be selling Duran to Saudi, hilarious stuff from this club.
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Mandem need to understand that no matter how peng she is or how nice her body is, if she's a young ting, she's a young ting.
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So ESR was performing so “well” in training that now we’re in talks with West Ham to let him go on loan? Somethings not adding up @MoArsenal86 help me understand bro?.
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This is him on a BAD season btw and some Arsenal fans think a player of this calibre wont improve the squad, I understand he had some howlers moments last season but I’m defo all for this deal 🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️.
🎬 Raheem Sterling 2023/24… 🏴. 🎥 @fukxumean
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So many good performances today, Ben White, Kai Havertz, Martinelli, Ødegaard to name a few but you see Jorginho and Declan Rice absolutely PHENOMENAL. I wish they could share that MOTM award
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No one really speaks about the emotional burden that comes with being everybody’s go to, having to make sure everyone else is good whilst not being good yourself gets long at times.
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We all need a hero from time to time lool. Happy fathers day ❤️🖤
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Kai Havertz put in a VINTAGE centre forward display tonight. Absolutely phenomenal performance, he’s transformed our frontline. £60 million down the… 🎶🎶.
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Only neeks cheat back, male or female lol. Bare of you lot need to grow up and stop the childsplay.
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I just clocked, I am getting excited about this Gyokeres performance like we aint gotta play Sporting soon… feck.
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