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Walz wants your daughter to have access to tampons at her school if she needs them. Vance wants to know your daughter’s menstrual cycle to see if she was up to any aborting. Let’s check the weird meter…
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The pregnant woman with the unviable fetus that had to flee Texas to save her life would like a word.
Graham: The bottom line is Conservatives are tolerant, we are kind of get out of your business, you leave me alone, I’ll leave you alone
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Ah yes, I remember that I don’t remember the NYT asking McConnell to resign after he literally froze up. On camera. Twice.
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A bribe from Egypt before taking office, stolen national security documents, goons to attack the U.S. Capitol and 34 felonies involving porn star affair hush money. None of this garnered the four-alarm-fire coverage spent on Biden’s age. It’s a complete failure by our press.
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Every fiftieth pack of Trump Trading Cards contains a verified top secret National Security document!
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I’m not sure people are aware how many Americans want to never think about Trump ever again, until the end of time.
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I imagine if Harris or Walz were suspected of having taken a $10 million bribe from Egypt, our vaunted political press would find time to ask them about it.
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I’m beginning to wonder how this current NYT crew would have covered Hitler. “While many are suffering under the Chancellor’s strong arm tactics, others see strength in his forceful, somewhat anarchical style.”
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Why, in a country that made such a big deal about the e-mail server and its impact on national security, letting a judge endlessly delay the trial of the guy who did this👇with actual top secret documents?
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Here’s something a President did that’s more offensive than eating an ice cream cone.
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Remember, Democrats must display 100% perfection during the campaign while Trump can demean Congressional Medal of Honor winners and not know what state he’s speaking in. This is in the stylebook.
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No one is hurting the reputation of the NYT more than the editorial board and staff of the NYT.
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Hey Kristen Welker? Here’s some alleged damage inflicted on our sacred Capitol allegedly by alleged President Donald Trump’s alleged insurrection attempt.
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Let’s move on from January 6th the way the Republicans moved on from Benghazi.
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Masks and vaccination passports are unacceptable burdens to those lugging a strapped AR-15 into an Arby’s.
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I’m going to call the Texas Supreme Court and have them reschedule Ken Paxton’s testimony, since they take direction from private citizens now.
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Last chance to brag, my cartoon in this week’s issue of the New Yorker.
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Here’s why you do an immediate family Thanksgiving this week.
Just got to work and was notified there are no more ICU beds in the state of Arizona.
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Sturgis will eventually commingle out a variant that kills in seconds. The Harley strain. Unless the DeSantis strain arrives first.
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Why am I not hearing about GOP reassessments after losing an incumbency? Reaching across isles? Needing to understand Biden voters?
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Trump supporters fervently love their candidate because he doesn't follow the rules and hate Clinton because she didn't follow a rule.
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Perhaps Trump has simply exhausted America. Narcissism is very, very tiring. We want to get back to OUR lives.
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Ironically, Trump was able to power through his mental anguish to get to his daily courtroom nap.
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“We’re not gonna fix it. Sorry 8-year old.”
JUST IN: A suspect is at large after five people, including an 8-year-old, were fatally shot in a Texas home, authorities say
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Ethan Hunt would realize, at Mar-a-Lago, getting a noc list didn’t require high tech trapeze skills. You just had to flatter the owner and he’d take you in to see all the top secret documents you want. In open boxes, next to the drums of men’s bronzer.
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Tone coverage indicates the press will go along with 100,000 to 200,000 American dead being acceptable. Like the child prison camps they never mention anymore.
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He should have waved Nationals Tickets in front of Kavanaugh.
Father of Slain Parkland Teen (Fred Guttenberg) Says Not Only Did Kavanaugh Turn Away As Soon As He Mentioned His Murdered Daughter. But Kavanaugh Himself Asked Security to Remove Guttenberg and ID'd Him to Security By the Bracelets He Wears for His Daughter.
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We should be polite and let Republicans set up their deportation camps and end elections. We’ll get good behavior stars.
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Curious if we could get some insight on how Peter Baker grieves. And offer some insights if we think he’s not doing it to our expectations.
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Who is stopping Bill Bennett from going anywhere? Go on pandemic denier. Go volunteer at a hospital since it’s a big nothing. Bring everyone copies of your Book of Virtues, which apparantly doesn’t include a chapter about talking out of your ignorant ass about viruses.
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Last time I’ll mention my cartoon is in this week’s New Yorker. I swear.
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If I were Megyn Kelly I’d enjoy my NBC face plant payoff money and keep my racist defending commentary to myself.
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The man who changed the name of Twitter to X and invited Nazis back to the platform, wants you to know it was the Jews ruined the value of his company.
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Where does Katy Tur stand on American concentration camps I wonder? So much concern about Democrats and their nominees. None for Republicans. Ever.
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We once were concerned about an e-mail server and it’s impact on national security. Seriously.
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An old one of mine (actually, the first cartoon I sold to the New Yorker) is up on Instagram.
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If any of you think Trump would have matched Biden in this coalition building, and not sided with Putin and surrendered Ukraine, you also must believe he built a wall and Mexico paid for it.
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I once saw a major candidate have to leave a race because he yelled loud in a microphone once. Times have changed.
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Let me tell Democrats a hard truth, you will never get credit for being the good guys. Ever. Try a fighting stance for once and stick up for yourselves and your voters.
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Now folks can be jealous of us Coloradans for something besides legal gummies.
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Hey media? If Biden wins are you going to spend four years profiling his voters? Are you going to corner Republicans about Democratic talking points?
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@FPWellman
Amazing that this story would have gone nowhere if people like you hadn’t decided not to let up. Media wanted to make this go away so badly.
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Last time the GOP was this cocky, they got us into a war to find fake WMDs then tanked the world economy.
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Picky I know, but I don’t want the man who included “rot in hell” in his Christmas message to run everything again. Or to have the nuclear codes. That’s just me.
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Tammy Duckworth’s story about her loss of limbs while defending our country is compelling but nowhere close to as harrowing as having to descend a small ramp in leather shoe soles.
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@Mikel_Jollett
@Kel_inthecube
Don’t forget James Comey and his marvelous memo. Stand up James, thanks so much!
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We watched an orange baby man yell at reporters over a helicopter for four years but to the fainting couch if Joe gets frustrated one time.
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A person with that poor a memory regarding how many free trips he accepted or how to report them correctly, probably shouldn’t be making decisions about America’s future.
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Holding an extremely high bar for Democrats and absolutely no bar whatsoever for Republicans has somehow become the accepted stylebook for media and it has to goddam end or we will no longer have a democracy.
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Give me your huddled masses yearning to be free.*
*Offer not valid in TX, AR, LA, IN, IL, MS, OH, AZ, NC, FL, WI, MS & NH.
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I never thought America could be stupided to death, but here we are.
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The Rock doesn’t want to alienate these good folks.
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They save this exclusively for immigrants they fly to Martha’s Vineyard.
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Bret Stephens still wants more policy from Harris though.
Donald Trump wants to give immigrants “serial numbers.”
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I don’t understand this tweet. Where is the self praise? The insult to opponents?
Today's news of a second vaccine is further reason to feel hopeful. What was true with the first vaccine remains true with the second: we are still months away. Until then, Americans need to continue to practice social-distancing and mask-wearing to get the virus under control.
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Won’t someone in the fake news media give the Governor of Florida his due now? Give him cedit for current conditions?! Huh??!
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Squi wouldn’t have been this dumb.
Vermont official asks Kavanaugh to correct claim about state's voting procedures - Kavanaugh made a sloppy error and should have already corrected it. This is humiliating.
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My wife’s ectopic pregnancy ruptured her fallopian tube and nearly killed her. Under Ohio’s bill, she would have been forced to have additional surgery at that time to implant the embryo in her uterus. From the keep big government out of my life crew.
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My lack of tweets recently was due to a hospice vigil for my Mom, who passed away early Saturday morning. She was surrounded by her seven kids who she raised selflessly with patience, skill, humor and hard work. I was fortunate to have such a caring role model.
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If your idea of manliness is being fine with mocking a 17 year-old, you’re confusing masculinity with being a complete asshole.
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I miss the days of generally being able to almost completely ignore politics until a week or two before an election.
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I’m just not feeling that Hillary Clinton e-mail sever level outrage about Trump’s march towards fascism.
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I think with 50,000 dead Americans a lot of us turn to our President for sarcasm.
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Perhaps Biden should say “fake news” and then personally insult the reporter asking the question more? The media didn’t seem nearly as outraged about that over answering questions as honestly as possible.
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David Tennant and
@georgiaEtennant
do their first Audible ad this week. Every other podcast will have to step up their game now...I don’t know how you beat the Scottish accent charm.
Episode 5 is here! Jon Hamm joins David this week to talk Mad Men, breaking into Hollywood and walking into a pub in Wapping with the cast of Ab Fab.
Available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts from:
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What if Pence is the asymptotic super spreader? Who waltzed maskless through a hospital last week?
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Which Nazi memorabilia collector paid off Kavanaugh’s debts?
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The GOP transformed itself into a clown party, spending billions to defend America against imaginary Fox News talking point threats like caravans & voter fraud. Thereby becoming uniquely unprepared to deal with ACTUAL threats like shooting rampages, hurricanes and a deadly virus.
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@anylaurie16
She performed it like I did oral reports in High School. Breathlessly quick with the only goal being to finish.
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Don’t ever kneel during the anthem because it shows disrespect for the troops who’s lives are worth major coin from Saudi Arabia.
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If only bump stocks could get pregnant, we could regulate them.
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@KBAndersen
@DouthatNYT
One of my faves from pre-Trump inauguration. From The Charlie Rose Show (remember him?) with Major Garrett. I did a spit take as watched this claptrap unfold.
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Hell hath no fury like a Republican demanding that Democrats fix the National Debt they multiplied.
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My guess is McCarthy and McConnell would still be objecting to a January 6th Commission, even if they had successfully lynched Pence.
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Marco Rubio looking for tax themed Bible verses as we tweet.
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“Look, we may end up in a nuclear hellscape, with the living envying the dead, but at least we didn’t upset the base.”
It gets worse.
Republicans are now reluctant to warn voters of the dangers *they* perceive from Trump's trade war, because they worry about criticizing him in the eyes of GOP base voters.
My new post:
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The mere concept of mass deportations for no reason but race should be abhorrent to every American.
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Best line: "You will pay. Mexico will laugh."
my latest >Making USA Pay for Wall Is Hilarious, Humiliating, Brand-Crushing Broken Promise for Trump. Key to Defeat
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You get to sleep in an extra hour! *
*Offer not valid for dog owners.
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Dropped the little girl I used to scoop up and hold, at college today. Had a weird, misty-viewed drive back home.
Probably allergies.
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Welcome to steerage former blue checks. We dance a lot and make hobo stew!
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Your GOP ladies and gentlemen. Democrats would be expected to have already expelled of course.
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That Son-Of-A-Bitch!
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Huh. Almost like Biden and Harris knew what they were doing with the whole Inflation Reduction Act deal.
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The guy the press knocked out of race for fear of being to old just did a complicated prisoner exchange with our mortal enemy while the GOP standard bearer had a hissy fit at a black journalist conference as an introduction to his new all-racist campaign strategy.
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*Spoiler*
Hate to be captain obvious here but why is Jesus wearing a cross?
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Hold on. The same NBC that tried to foist Megyn Kelly on us? The one that had to pay $30 million to go away after she waxed nostalgic about using blackface on Halloween? No!
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I swear I am going to Twitter HQ and into
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