SomeCallMeLaz (BSc)
@SomeCallMeLaz
Followers
540
Following
171K
Statuses
121K
Woke nerd. I read, I write, I game, and I drink too much tea. I deny permission for newspapers/media organisations to use my tweets.
Scotland
Joined May 2009
This is my new favourite tweet ever ever ever. Happy nightmares!
The real reason they discourage MRIs during pregnancy is because then people would realise they’re incubating nightmare demons and would be rightfully terrified
0
0
12
@scottish_water Is something going on in G66? The water seemed to be off, not sure how long, and now it's really discoloured. I've been running the cold water for several minutes.
1
0
0
RT @PeterStefanovi2: 🚨FOR NEW PATIENTS NHS DENTISTRY HAS EFFECTIVELY CEASED TO EXIST The Government’s own shocking data shows a staggering…
0
56
0
RT @HossamShabat: The child, Habiba Al-Askari, will have her leg and both hands amputated due to delays in her medical evacuation. الطفلة ح…
0
470
0
RT @krassenstein: Trump: “The United States is tired of being ripped off. That's why we have $36 trillion in debt. We have it for a reason,…
0
13K
0
RT @michael_hoerger: COVlD Heat Map: 30 States + DC in the CDC High/Very High range. 1 in 67 (1.5%) of the population estimated to be act…
0
218
0
RT @DeborahMeaden: Those shouting waste and fraud believing Musk is the man to uncover it… how about he pays his share. Who investigates th…
0
808
0
RT @luckytran: More details on censorship at the CDC from @Alexander_Tin. TLDR; Trump officials stopped CDC scientists from publishing data…
0
173
0
@FirstinGlasgow Are there any X85 or X87 buses actually running to Glasgow right now? Because none are showing on the app and 2 have failed to appear at this stop as scheduled.
2
0
0
RT @RMTWishMoth: 'Who would want to run Scotrail anyway?' Well it turns out Prof Iain Docherty would, as he is today installed as chair of…
0
11
0
@mutablejoe I expect there might be one or two that "aren't too bad" but frankly I've not seen them. Having a history doesn't automatically make something worth saving. We need to stop being so wanky about these things.
0
0
1
RT @_johnbye: Anti-vax group Children's Health Defense are releasing a "documentary" promoting homeopathy as a "transformative healing moda…
0
41
0
RT @MarkRuffalo: Elon Musk wants his Empire on Mars. The reason he wants to shut down USAid is that he wants tax payer money to fund and bu…
0
4K
0
RT @marcuschown: If, in five years, Labour goes the way of the US Democrats and the UK elects a populist, far-right government, every UK me…
0
138
0
RT @implausibleblog: Left: Zia Yusuf, "We need a total bonfire of all of the red tape that stops the UK from building.. That's what Reform…
0
2K
0
RT @SoVeryBritish: British maths… “I’ll be there in a minute” I’ll be there within half an hour. “I stayed for a couple” I had 9 pints.…
0
593
0
RT @algore: Today, President Trump will issue a series of Executive Orders that deny the climate emergency facing our country in favor of a…
0
5K
0
RT @AOC: Just to be clear, you are defending a Heil Hitler salute that was performed and repeated for emphasis and clarity. People can off…
0
42K
0
RT @WhipKClark: Just hours after taking the oath of office, Donald Trump took down — a website to help women find h…
0
18K
0