A short story. This annoying little guy is a bane of our existence, so when our 5yo agreed to remove some toys from her playroom, we took the opportunity to add him to the donation pile. (1/n)

@greggislocallfc He's having a Karius.

@dyna_mikeJ @RACArena I assume he called out the Plumber of 69?

@johngibbonsblog Nature of paying for the rights?

RT @LFC: Team news is IN 🙌 #EmiratesFACup

@AdamBienkov How is it that high.

@DrNaumanNiaz @Amermalik12 Phillips was amazing.

@ajarrodkimber He came to give a talk to my school once. Interesting thinker.

@JackWebb2377 @Lfcsalesinfo I got one last year with all LC homes

RT @LFC: Up the Reds ✊🔴 #LIVTOT

RT @afidelf: Favourite part of the little pre-Test ceremony for Dimuth Karunaratne, was his mother clutching his arm like a nervous parent…

Whoever told the family of MAGA hats on my train that all Euston departures stop at Birmingham (this Liverpool one doesn't, its on the other line) is today's hero. They just got fined.

RT @RepMarkPocan: Elon Musk gets more than $20 billion in contracts from the US government and bought his way into a new role in the govern…

@Transfer__HQ @CursedFootball According to Paul Merson. Lol

@greggislocallfc Am excited to be going.

RT @danbarker: Thoughts and prayers with this Guardian opinion writer who, after her second article on the closure of her local supermarket…

RT @JustinWolfers: No, I'm not going to help sanewash the Trump tariffs.

RT @Care2much18: This wildly misleading tweet, and the mostly hateful replies, is like entering an alternate version of reality. If anybod…

@_Hinkypunk @jamesrbuk Reason. That appears to be what they're missing.

RT @LFC: Our team to take on the Cherries 🙌📋 #BOULIV

RT @LFC: Team news is in 👊🟢 #UCL