The Cooligans
@SoccerCooligans
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The Gulliest ⚽️ Podcast by Two stand-up comedians: @NotAlexis & @ChrisPolanco
New York, NY
Joined March 2015
Happy Cooligans Join @YahooSports Day to all who celebrate. 🎉 🥳.
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This is how easy it is to help normalize and slowly remove bias from women’s soccer. 👏🏽
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Fabrizio Romano this week breaking news of managers getting sacked before their clubs even get a chance to notify them. 😅😅
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Gotta appreciate “The Office” level camera work right here. Pure comedy. 🤣🤣
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Grant Wahl was the first ever guest on our FuboTV show. He was kinder to us than he ever needed to be and always looked out for us. He'd even come to our stand-up shows occasionally. This legendary sports journalist embraced two comedians who loved soccer. We are devastated. 💔
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Imagine going studs up on Kaka in a charity match. This is crazy. 😬
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Ah yes. We ALL remember that time when absolutely nobody in soccer media was critical of Megan Rapinoe. If only you would have focused on your career instead of storming the Capitol, you might be on the USMNT now and not providing these terrible takes.
Megan Rapinoe shouts and screams about every radical liberal idea and the soccer media claps like seals at her . Christian Pulisic does the trump dance and now the soccer media says he should worry about what “message” it sends.
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You don’t have to like Hope Solo to know she belonged in the HOF the absolute moment her career ended. Put some respect on her career and what she did for this sport.
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when the teacher picks on you to speak in front of the class but you didn’t even realize there was an assignment 😳😅. 👩👩👦 @alikrieger @Ashlyn_Harris
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Yooooooo👏👏👏👏👏. Big congrats to @alikrieger and @Ashlyn_Harris on their engagement💍❤️🙏👏👏👏. This is beautiful and we will do everything in our power to be invited to this wedding! Can we MC it?!?! 🤩
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Just saw a guy with a soccer jersey tucked into his jeans. We all agree he can’t be trusted, right?.
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Dude is such a dedicated @LAFC fan he made his own brown LAFC hat so he could wear it while working without going against the uniform code. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
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It’s only week 4 of MLS, but we’re comfortable awarding Announcer of the Year award to @ChrisWittyngham! 🥇 🤣 #LAvORL .
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We’ll stop calling it soccer when you stop eating like a recently divorced dad who isn’t handling it well.
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Huge congrats to the homie @alikrieger on her debut with the @OrlandoCitySC commentator crew!. WHAT CANT SHE DO?!?!
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President Biden today signed an executive order making it illegal for US Citizens to suddenly acquire an English accent when watching a premier league match at the local soccer bar. You’re from Kansas, stop it.
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But I thought the 🇺🇸 had no soccer culture?!?!?!?!.
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Hollup lemme sit down WUT
A new study says women's sport has the ability to generate the money, but needs the visibility to succeed.
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Gotta love when something so brilliant/disrespectful is captured in 4K cinematic quality. 🤭
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Don’t mess with Pep after that Sicko Mode beat switch! 👋
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fam. plz don’t get injured during quarantine, Christian Pulisic 😨
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We hate constantly saying this but if this happened in the premier league we’d never stop seeing the highlight. BUT, because it’s MLS.
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Deadass she said “you guys tried your best” ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha. How can you not love this entire team?.
I think Julie Ertz says "Good game, you tried your best" - if so (and even if not) Ertz is the new patron saint of #SpittinFirePod. #USAvFRA #USA #MLS (cc: @BenBaer89)
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Just want it to be noted that we have always been fans of the exceptionally talented CENTRAL ATTACKING MIDFIELDER Alexandra Blaire Krieger aka @alikrieger of the US Women’s National Team. 🇺🇸 #uswnt #USAvCRC
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When this guy gets home he’s gonna find his family gone and a note his child wrote saying “we can’t love you anymore” 😳
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Christian Pulisic when his ride to Manchester pulls up
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Barcelona are 🤏 close to planting drugs on Frenkie de Jong. 🤯.
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Barcelona told Frenkie de Jong on July 15 they have evidence of criminality around contract given by old board + cause for legal action vs all involved. #FCBarcelona asked him to annul deal & revert to previous terms @TheAthleticUK #MUFC #CFC
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Messi responding to the six thousand football clubs inquiring about his services:
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just when you think you’ve seen it all, this sport finds a way to leave you flabbergasted. 🫢
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🤣🤣🤣 this was on the live feed?. Yo what did Posh Spice do to this guy?!
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Tom has entered the acceptance stage of Tottenham supporter grief 😅
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Breaking: Tottenham supporters breaking in Old Trafford to see what trophies look like.
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When you told em you was gonna flex on em. And they said you wasn’t gonna flex on em. Then you went out and BIG flexed on em
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“Hey Siri. Can we marry a tweet?”.
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If this isn’t nominated for best film Oscar, we riot
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. basically the player being passed to can’t be farther ahead of the last defender when the ball is passed to them, and by “farther ahead” I mean closer to the goal.
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MLS announced attendance numbers were BRUTAL this weekend 😳:. Atlanta 0.Miami 0.Columbus 0.Toronto 0.Cincinnati 0.Vancouver 0.Philadelphia 0.Orlando 0.Houston 0.New England 0.MInnesota 0
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RIP to our dear friend Daryl Grove. One of the most intelligent, funny, thoughtful, honest, and goddamn gulliest human beings we've ever encountered. We are lucky to have had you in our lives.❤️
Goodbye, to our friend.
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Wow. This is hilarious. Alex Ring’s daughter won’t shake hands with any #RBNY players. She’s like, “keep it movin, bruh. It’s rivalry week.” 🤣 #HudsonRiverDerby.
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This is @alikrieger and @ChristenPress intensely strategizing with their teammates after going up 6-0 against Belgium in a match that had roughly 20 seconds left until the final whistle. Gully AF! #uswnt 🇺🇸
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Us watching all the IG story updates at the Ali Krieger & Ashlyn Harris wedding. 😅 #Krashlyn
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MLS about to announce RJAM. Replace Josef Allocation Money.
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“How do you feel about racist chants from fans towards one of your teammates?”. Leonardo Bonucci:
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Denmark vs Finland match is suspended. Although it'll be nearly impossible for some, we can only remind and suggest everyone to not share/watch what happened to Christian Eriksen. It is incredibly sad, so try to avoid that re-traumatization if you can.
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Our sources are telling us Ronaldinho has joined the side for a record transfer fee of 12 cigarette cartons and 5 gallons of toilet wine. And given that he’s already a Paraguayan citizen he will not occupy and international roster slot. 😅.
BREAKING: Ronaldinho joins prison 5–a-side squad. Someone stream these matches.
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Stop telling us to call it football until you can learn to pronounce Nike.
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We need to come up with a term for people who know nothing about soccer but still go to bars and annoy everyone else. We could only come up with one term but it seems too offensive:. Manchester United Fan.
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The “retirement” quote is what will be talked about most, but what’s significant here is that Chicharito feels like he let his family down by leaving Europe. Clearly wants his parents to be proud of him. We’ve all been there.
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You'll know where to find us the next 4 years. 🇺🇸🤤⚽️
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Did Miami know these jerseys would become a wet tshirt contest in this heat?. Cause we’re seeing A LOT of nipple on this here broadcast. #MLSisBack.
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Hire lip readers for the fans yelling at Vinicius plz.
🚨 La Liga have hired a lip reader to investigate what Bellingham said to Greenwood after Getafe filed a complaint. @ellarguero #rmalive.
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Shame on @espn for keeping the camera on this pitch invader and giving them the publicity they are seeking. This will only inspire copycat behavior. 🐈 #RSLvTIG #LeaguesCup
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It’s happening! @alikrieger and @ashlynharris24 of the @ORLPride and the @uswnt will be joining us on our @fubosports show Tuesday April 14th at 8pm! DO NOT MISS IT! Schedule it in your calendars right now! Watch on @fubotv or stream for free at #USWNT
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This Tuesday at 8pm on @fuboSports, we will be interviewing/interrogating @alikrieger & @Ashlyn_Harris about our missing invitation to their wedding. Was it an honest mistake? 🤔. Watch on @fuboTV or stream for free at #USWNT #ORLPride
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The Daryl Grove Commemoration Patch Pre-Order - 100% of the proceeds go to Daryls wife to help with his medical bills
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What would they be saying if this happened in MLS?.
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