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@SoHeise

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28, Avid Michigan and LeBron stan

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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
10 months
Luka James Heise. You’re the best thing to ever happen to me son, and I absolutely can’t wait to start this life adventure together and to raise you to be the King that you are ❤️
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@SoHeise
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5 years
this is a hot water extractor, a good ones about $1500, or you can goto your local Home Depot and they’ll rent them for 4 hours for $40
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@SoHeise
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6 years
this might be the worst highlight tape I’ve ever watched 🤣
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
6 years
@Saycheese_Media If you don’t know now you know
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
11 months
@RGIII I think the committee saw what America saw yesterday. That FSU team yesterday would not even remotely be undefeated without Jordan Travis. Michigan would’ve beat that team 35-3 lol
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@SoHeise
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7 years
I’ll never ever forget the time I asked this girl on a date, had to postpone cause I got called into work, and THAT SAME NIGHT that same girl came into MY work and I had to serve her while she was on a date with another guy.. I was LIVID 💀
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
5 years
any girl can suck dick and make mediocre food, but can you help determine better ways for us to accumulate more income and make better investments, while building more assets?
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@SoHeise
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7 years
The fact Taft, nor NISD has said ANYTHING about this is absolutely pathetic, bring this girl home!
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@SoHeise
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6 years
@DailyRapFacts “20 hours”
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
6 years
I know it’s asking for a lot, but RT to help get my grandmothers spa more exposure, she can really use the business and I hate seeing her stressed. Anything helps, Kiawah Island, South Carolina, Synergy Day Spa
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
7 years
let’s go twitter do ya thing! let’s get Joel a new kidney!
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
7 years
IF ANYONE IN THE MARBACH AREA HAS SEEN MY CAR PLEASE CONTACT ME, I WAS JUST AT GUN POINT AND FORCED OUT OF MY CAR
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
7 years
PSA- it’s only $4 to make your girls day at your local HEB, go show her some love!
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
7 years
some of y’all got a female, dudes literally beg for, and yet you still treat them like shit and give them wayyy less their worth, I can’t even fathom it 🤦🏻‍♂️
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
5 years
@phoenixkennedy @kavilaa_ @oliviasalkey_xo @purefro Cannabinoid Hypermesis Syndrome, do your research
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@SoHeise
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7 years
If ur battling depression & ever need anyone to talk too, idc who you are, I'm here. I'll listen all day & night, nobody needs to feel alone
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
7 years
watch after your friends, notice the signs, not everyone who seems happy is genuinely happy, depression isn't a joke and it sucks /:
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
7 years
It is not hard to give your significant other what they deserve, idk why some of you act like being in a relationship is a chore
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
1 year
@daily_msu How’s your QB doing??? I can’t even name who is 😭
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
7 years
if you got someone going out of their way to make sure you know how they feel about you, always texting you or reassuring you and all around just giving you the love you deserve, don’t be a dumbass and fuck it up with them, that’s such a rarity to find now adays
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@SoHeise
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3 years
@disclosetv This is embarrassing
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
7 years
unexpected reassurance really is the best, when your significant other never fails to remind you how much you mean to them and their genuine feelings for you, can really hold a relationship together
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
11 months
@CFBRep Michigans so damn elite at developing talent
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
6 years
Im getting drunk as fuck tonight. Fuck 2018
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
3 years
@BleacherReport @br_CBB The amount of disrespect in the comments is disgusting. #RIP
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
7 years
if someone really wants to talk to you, they’ll put in the effort to do so, idc how busy you are, if someone’s really worth it, you’ll find a way
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7 years
if someone really wants to talk to you, they’ll make it happen, excuses are bullshit, because if they really cared, you wouldn’t be treated as an option
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
7 years
I want a New Years kiss for once lmaooo
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
8 years
Sir Robert saved my life
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@SoHeise
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8 years
get you a guy who can be diverse with his style
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Derek 〽️
6 years
the voting polls are rigged, it’s kinda obvious at this point, when arguably two of the biggest icons in the world are fully endorsing Beto and he still loses, I don’t recall me seeing one Ted Cruz advertisement or commercial ever.
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Derek 〽️
7 years
the thing about depression is that, it's not easy to just go and talk to someone, when you get so low, it's hard to open up about anything
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
1 year
@daily_msu I get it, I’d still be upset if someone came to my school and beat us 49-0 😂
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
9 years
I love reassurance, I love being told over and over that I matter, and that I'm important to you, you can never go wrong with reassurance
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
7 years
idk if I’m ever tryna date again, to many of y’all think you slick and be cheating or fucking people just to fuck
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@SoHeise
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7 years
titty suckin hours
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
5 years
@Saycheese_Media you’d think them being masked would give it away that they’re not legit lmao
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
5 years
@TheHoopCentral well that explains why the Lakers won’t make him their head coach 😂
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
7 years
reassurance is really appreciated too, never fails to tell someone how much they mean to you, it’ll probably make them feel great too
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
9 years
breaking ankles at golds, OH MY GOD HE FELL 💀
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
7 years
the worst thing you can do to someone emotionally is to ruin their perception on love, once you change that, it changes everything
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
3 years
Please take a moment to read.
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
7 years
I can’t stand people who just up and leave all quick when they get mad, like if you don’t act mature and sit ya ass down and talk it out like an adult 🙄
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
5 years
My client took her Lexus to her dealership for maintenance after I detailed it, and they told her, “your car didn’t even look this nice when it was here, who did your car?” And now I’m supposed to be expecting a call from Lexus about potentially detailing their cars
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
7 years
my parents always told me "you are who you hang around" and I never believed them but like now that I'm older I've realized it's so true
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
1 year
@daily_msu How y’all feeling?😂😂
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
5 years
this is the country we live in?? the people who are supposed to protect us and whom we’re supposed to call in an emergency have the audacity to say things like this??? Fuck 12.
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
9 years
how some y'all dumbasses be when you got a good girl down for you and only you
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
6 years
imagine having someone who gets excited to talk to you and goes out of their way to try to see you all the time
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@SoHeise
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7 years
I’m tryna go downtown to the pearl to the “bouquet bar” on a date and build a bouquet of flowers and a pot holder for $20 👀
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@SoHeise
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9 years
wanna go on a drive-in movie date
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
1 year
@daily_msu Well at least it wasn’t 49-0 😭
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
7 years
thanks to everyone who helped, and shoutout to all y'all who said I wouldn't get it back!
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
7 years
that it was illegal to drive with the lights on in the car 😂
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
7 years
let’s hope this one lasts!
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
9 years
#tweetanattraction if you have your priorities straight and goals set
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
7 years
if someone really wants you they’ll definitely make it known to you
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
3 years
What a $525 interior detailing looks like.
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
5 years
check out my homie he can RAP
@KhaliTheKing
KHALi 🛸
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Album almost done, so for holding on... shoutout @YbnCordae
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@SoHeise
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7 years
it’s crazy how many people will take advantage of you for having a good heart
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@SoHeise
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7 years
a girl who likes giving head >>>
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
1 year
HE JUST WON 2.7 MILLION!!!! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
1 year
My uncle is currently fishing in the Big Rock Blue Marling fishing tournament for a grand prize of $2.7M! He currently is in first place and just caught a 484 pound Marlin!!! Final day is tomorrow, praying for a W!
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@SoHeise
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5 years
@DaltonReese_ LITERALLY, I just don’t wanna cough up the 1.5k for a great one 😂
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
3 years
Me and @IsiahThomas back in the day at a UM game! #GoBlue
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@SoHeise
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1 year
@kickerupdate Future GOAT kicker #GoBlue
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
5 years
Full Detail with a full mold removal and protection service, this transformation came out fantastic! Totally brought the car back to life 😎
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@SoHeise
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5 years
being a detailer sure isn’t easy, this was the task of today’s work 🙂
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
6 years
this time 3 years ago, I walked in on my gf fucking another guy, fuck valentines 🤣
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
7 years
My new car 🤷🏻‍♂️😍
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
5 years
Watch till the end 😂😭 Charleston traffic is something else 🤣
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
2 years
This new Money Man is serious
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
7 years
this is key in a relationship
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
7 years
if you don’t hold every door open for your girl, or you allow her to walk closest to the road, you weren’t raised right
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
6 years
like this for my positive outlook on you
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6 years
this was disgusting
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@SoHeise
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1 year
@daily_msu Didn’t need to cheat to beat y’all 49-0 😭
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
6 years
some y’all be bitching bout how shitty your baby daddy is like you ain’t the one who let him nut in you
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
7 years
It’s so easy to please me inside a relationship, stay loyal, show me attention and real love and just match my effort, not all that hard
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7 years
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@SoHeise
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1 year
IM GUNNA BE A DAD ❤️
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7 years
Some of y’all act like it’s hard to show your girl love, give her your undivided attention, love her like there’s no tomorrow, & cherish her
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6 years
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1 year
@daily_msu Wait… you’re worried about Harbaugh when… What Mel Tucker do again?? 💀
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
7 years
imagine putting all your love and effort into someone just for them to turn around and treat you as if you were never enough
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
6 years
@LegendOfWinning I’m quite sure it was a joke since 3/4 the internet has been making a meme out of being rich if you have airpods... but go on
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Derek 〽️
11 months
@ShawnSemones @RGIII Their last evaluation was their performance yesterday without their ELITE QB. After TCU was completely embarrassed last year in the chip, no way the committee sets FSU for something like that, in my opinion
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I was so stuck on the past, I never gave you a genuine chance at forgiveness. The man who made me fall in love with sports, with everything I’m into in life. I grew up wanting to be just like you Dad. I’m sick to my stomach right now. RIP Dad. I’m so sorry for everything 😭🕊
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@SoHeise
Derek 〽️
11 months
@_MLFootball Who wouldn’t want the easiest route to a Natty game? Lmfao come on now
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@SoHeise
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6 years
Got her right before the gym 😂❤️
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Derek 〽️
6 years
@LegendOfWinning wait.. how does him not closing out on his opponent have to do anything with chasing stats? Lmfao
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3 years
What a $975 severe mold removal looks like
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@SoHeise
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@CFBRep Oregon and FSU > OSU
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