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@Smurfite

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LFC, L̶a̶b̶o̶u̶r̶, Socialism, Cammell Lairds, Antifascist and COLFC Views are my own, tweets may contain sensitive subjects. Fuck the Tories.

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@Smurfite
J M
4 years
Job done 💪 Fuck the Tories @Scouse_ma
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4 years
Gonna remake this tomorrow 👍
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5 years
The regular euro away fans will have packed up the flags at the sign of trouble, texted their mates to see which pubs are sound and gone to meet them. All thats left here is cunts acting like England fans and embarrassing my club. Bunch of twats.
@emiliabonaECHO
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Fans now chanting "we shall not be moved" at Spanish Police
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5 years
@702ara This is the guy to worry about.
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6 years
If anyone on Anfield Road fancies getting their roof sorted around the start of April that'd be boss 👍
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6 years
We'll always have Burnley ❤️
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5 years
RIP Phil Downey Arguably the grandfather of Liverpool FC's illustrious flag culture. We owe you a lot lad 👍
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5 years
Absolute quilts in our end caring more about keeping their recording steady then celebrating an 80 odd minute penalty. Meanwhile good reds have missed out.
@TheRedDebate
🔴 The Red Debate 🎙
5 years
Milnerrrr
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J M
6 years
I know most of the lads at the back of the Kop aren't too keen on wearing colours and have a scarf lately but it'd look boss having everywhere covered in red for the city game. Like the semi against Chelsea was with small flags waving round and everything.
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@Smurfite
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7 years
🎵Oh what a terrible time For being a blue Celebrating a draw Like you won World War Two Oh Everton... We're all laughing at you!🎵
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J M
6 years
NEED A FLAG MADE? 🔴 NO fire safety certificate 🔴 NOT printed 🔴 NOT perfect ⚪ Will be made from actual material ⚪Will be made with a needle and thread ⚪Will have the boss imperfections that make it a proper flag Check some of my personal work and DM me. (Need £ 4 Kiev)
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6 years
All finished ready for City 👍 Allez Allez Allez 🔴⚪🔴⚪🔴⚪
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5 years
Up the Coach 1 Ultras! @travel_limited
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5 years
Thoughts on a Fuck the Queen banner on the Kop then? 😂
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5 years
🎶HERE WE HERE WE HERE WE FUCKING GO 🎶 5 days lads. Not sure I need to say much more. Great Gerry Cinnamon themed flag made for and designed by @IshanWeldeLFC It's a fucking Belter 💪 🔴⚪🔴⚪🔴⚪🔴⚪🔴⚪🔴⚪🔴
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J M
6 years
Coach Greeting Flares Bangers Pyro of any and all variety. Flags pre, post and during the match. Bring on ya Internazionale and Allez Allez Allez. Pints by the gallon and spirits by the pint. Show them what they'll never be and do the things they'll never do. Up the reds 🔴⚪🔴
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J M
4 years
@TheAnfieldWrap @Carra23 Just finished this, dropping it off to @LFCgenevieve to take in later Allez Allez Gérard Houllier
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J M
6 years
One of the quickest flags ive made but it went well 😂
@KerrySomewhere
Kerry ✈⚽️🌍
6 years
Exactly one year ago I was at Anfield for Liverpool vs. Everton FA Cup. This banner I saw there that day was probably my favorite of all time. 🤣 #LFC
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J M
6 years
If anyone complains about flags going during the match they should get out of The Kop. It's gonna be all standing, if you have an issue with it go stand elsewhere. Allez Allez Allez 🔴 ⚪ 🔴 ⚪ 🔴
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J M
5 years
Lets all remember one of the reasons we're goin on Saturday. Divock Fucking Origi. A man who has had a better return to form than Lazarus. What a guy. Flag made for and designed by @nathrehman 👍 Hope you enjoy it lad! Up the fucking Reds! 🔴⚪🔴⚪🔴⚪🔴⚪🔴⚪🔴⚪🔴
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5 years
@Theorynos @mweinbachXDA @dbrand Additional oil provisions.
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5 years
We've been to Serbia and Napoli Ate frogs in Gay Parie Then Mane munched on Bayern on our trip to Germany We're going back to Portugal to check for Maddies bones Then we're marchin to Atletico to bring the sixth back hoooome To bring the sixth back hoooome
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J M
5 years
Need more Yellow flags I reckon, makes me think of the 1980s Reds bein boss. Flag made for and designed by @LiamBurthem Can't wait to see some of these around Madrid! 👍 Expect to see some more completed flags tweeted out soon ✊ 🔴⚪🔴⚪🔴⚪🔴
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5 years
@doglab Dont do it lad
@doglab
Danny
6 years
this the deepest thing I have ever seen.. deserved to share
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J M
6 years
Been a solid week of making flags 👍 glad the lads I gave em to seem to like the ones I've done. If anyone else needs any done over the summer get in touch with me at j-p-m @live .co.uk 👍
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5 years
First Flag going to Madrid done ✅ Loved making this, designed by and made for @charlward5 👍 For those of you in my DMs I havent spoken to yet i'm not ignorin ya, I'm just getting to grips on how many I can make! I should be in touch with ya by monday. Up the Reds! 🔴⚪🔴⚪🔴
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J M
6 years
Tory Tory Man United singing Feed the Scousers while they play Cardiff 😂
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@Smurfite
J M
5 years
See this guy, who has been given a free ticket to Madrid despite not following either team, he does sponsor work with The Sun. If you see him in Madrid let him know what you think of that.
@Calfreezy
Calfreezy
5 years
New video out on my channel, got my best mate champions league final tickets 🏆
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J M
7 years
🎵We've conquered all of Europe We're never gonna stop From Paris down to Turkey We've won the fuckin' lot Bob Paisley and Bill Shankly The fields of Anfield Road We are the supporters And we come from Liverpool Allez Allez Allez...🎵 🔴🔴🔴 #LFCAwayDays
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J M
5 years
All ready for the coach 😅 @travel_limited
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4 years
@btsportfootball Greenwood's boots
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5 years
@martylfc82 @TOTKHQ I hope we dont, prefer songs about us than them
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J M
6 years
Not much is getting said about the way @aBOSSNight are literally organising a pissup in a brewery. Well in lads. 👏👏👏
@aBOSSNight
BOSS Night
6 years
- it will take place on this island ⤵️ - in a large Microbrewery - it's 2.5km from Parc de Princes (3 Metro stops) - food will available - free entry - BOSS is 2pm - 6pm - but the venue is open from early morning - the match will be on big screens for those without tickets ✊
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@Smurfite
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1 year
@Shugartickz Hola dickhead
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@Smurfite
J M
5 years
So, Allez Allez Allez is officially retired now then yeah?
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J M
6 years
If you listen really hard you can hear an old guy from the back of 306 telling them to put the flag down so he can see.
@footballontnt
Football on TNT Sports
6 years
That atmosphere 👏 💛🖤
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5 years
@doglab I'll find one for your lad an all, think about that mate. You and your lad watching footy together. You can have that.
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5 years
@doglab I'll give ya me ticket to Liverpool v United at anfield this season mate, just stay around for it. Dont give up
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J M
5 years
Another day, another flag. The simple ones are always the best. Fuck off huge Liverbird and LFC. Boss. Made for and designed by @wriggo_pete 👍 Up the reds 🔴⚪🔴⚪🔴⚪🔴⚪🔴⚪🔴
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J M
3 years
@thomas91378687 @connorLfc97 Don't be asking folk to share any vids, let's not make plods job any easier for em 😂
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@Smurfite
J M
4 years
@MerseyPolice @MerseyFire @MerPolCC Can you explain the reason you have seized an item which is legal to own and use on private propety? Are paintball, airsoft and photography enthusiasts due to expect a knock on the door? It is important an answer to this is given and made publically known.
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J M
1 year
@khabs_ne Lad I get what you're saying but there's a lot of pride to be found in the number of your fans that are standing against sport washing and keep highlighting the issue despite the obvious benefits it has brought to your club. Keep up the good fight 👍
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J M
5 years
We're on our way @travel_limited
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J M
6 years
1 out of 7 of the lads who are travelling to Kiev have a ticket. They are still gonna have a boss time though. Up the fucking 70p for a pint Ukrainian Reds. 🔴⚪🔴⚪🔴⚪🔴
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J M
5 years
These U23s games may not be as good to watch but its the only time you get to see kids running round the concourse scrapping and having a laugh. We need to get more kids going the game, and growing up with it together, or we will end up losing it.
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@Smurfite
J M
6 years
Deffo printed not made like...
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6 years
Anyone else reckon we'll be bouncing round chanting "One Kiss" with pyro and bangers at the obligatory Prenton Park/Wigan half time concourse?
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J M
5 years
@hxrrieett Wan Bissaka, two Bissaka, three Bissaka, more They can have all their Bissaka and they still wont make top four Five Bissaka, six Bissaka, seven Bissaka, Eight Sign all ya Bissaka and you'll still be second rate La la la, lala lala! La la la, lala la la!
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6 years
Chester (a)
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5 years
Queue for @hatscarforabadg there! Goes all the way round the flat iron 😂 Noone does it quite like us do they 😅
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3 years
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5 years
Unbearables hit Newborough Beach, Anglesey 😂
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J M
3 years
Anfield should be a terrifying place to go for a Tory, if you ever hear some cunt make a comment like this then give em hell. Tories should be made to feel uncomfortable and challenged in any situation but especially at our game, in our ground and in our city. Drive em out.
@harrymiller1999
Harry Miller
3 years
At the match yesterday, we were all singing Thatcher’s lovely song. This southern cunt behind me said, and I quote… “Let her rest” Need to do fuckin background checks at the gates
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6 years
Not gonna lie seeing the folks filming, stood at the front not even bouncing up and down are the same type of folks who sit down on the Kop and moan to stewards. Prefer to show folks they were there rather than actively participate in it.
@TheAnfieldWrap
The Anfield Wrap
6 years
AND ANDY ROBBO 👊👊 @aBOSSNight
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6 years
The club can say they have a better system and we can discuss tiering the sales all we like but the simple fact is these sales will keep getting worse until we have a stadium capable of holding the demand. Build the fucking Annie Road.
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6 years
This is massive by the club this, ring fenced area for 17-21 Yr olds in the Annie. Know a 17-21 Yr old with a membership? Get em onto Already have one? Get the club to switch you. Like the boys pen you could end up meeting your friends for life here.
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J M
5 years
I'm really likeing the gold on red this year. Lovely and simple flag, hopefully it'll get to see some great times goin all over with the Reds. Made for and designed by @antmc442 This time next week lads, this time next week. 🔴⚪🔴⚪🔴⚪🔴⚪🔴⚪🔴⚪🔴
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J M
5 years
Had a fair few bevvies on the Ferry, dad had a kip, I still havent slept and im havin the time of me life. Up the fuckin Reds. @travel_limited
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5 years
@JozavelliNew @HUGE_HOG We're not English we're Scouse
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J M
6 years
Bury (a) 🔴⚪🔴⚪🔴⚪🔴
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4 years
Just got me new job as a Mental Health Nurse lined up for when I qualify in December 💪 Between this and the Reds winning the league I'm liking this half of 2020 better!
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J M
5 years
"We haven't got a car phone Del."
@ALBY_LAD
Alby
5 years
Didn’t see tha coming tbh
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4 years
Campione Liverpool 💪
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J M
5 years
Still need to do some stitching on this and will post a completed pic when its done but the message needs to go out ASAP GET THE FUCK OUT AND GO VOTE LABOUR! Designed by and still being made for @lewiscockram 👍 Up The Socialist Reds ✊ 🔴⚪🔴⚪🔴⚪🔴⚪🔴⚪🔴 #VoteLabour
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J M
7 years
Stopped off at a non league game on the way to Southampton and it was boss 👍 Why spend time in a service station when you can watch a great game with a pint and your mates?
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2 years
Can't wait to get goin y'know
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6 years
Spread it round lads. Arkles not the Annie
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5 years
On our way to the Rocket. Cant wait for this trip! @travel_limited
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J M
6 years
Day and a half ago I bought a tartan blanket for 50p from a charity shop. I'm getting pretty quick with this flag lark y'know.
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J M
5 years
Who fucking cares about a game we werent even in. Anyone singing this in 130 will be getting a smack.
@TOTKHQ
Top Of The Kop
5 years
🎵ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ THREAD🎵 Knocked out in the quarters 2 years in a row, Ground with no supporters Nobody wants to go, Plastic flags started waving The Etihad got loud, Sterling thought he’d won it But the goal got disallowed! ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ 🎵
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5 years
Coach 1 lad, the epitome of rollin with the hits and comin up smellin of roses. Songs, bevvies and a boss time. Loved it all. 6 times and what a group of folks to travel with. Up the fucking Reds! @travel_limited #Coach1Ultras #CoachOneToQuatar
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J M
6 years
@SamAIex @S_S_McGivern We've taken down Flight Radar We're never gonna stop From Paris down to turkey We've tracked the fucking lot Van Dyke and Nabil Fekir Jurgen Klopp and more If Maddie McCann was a keeper We'd have found her at age fouuuuur ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ
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5 years
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3 years
@JFittys @connorLfc97 Don't be asking folk to share any vids, let's not make plods job any easier for em
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@Smurfite
J M
5 years
In all seriousness if the Mancs beat Barca and we end up against em in the Semi I am 100% taking one of these to the game. Load on the crates, red flags hanging off the side of a Mersey Ferry as it sails through the Lancashire fume. Be lovely.
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J M
7 years
@_gerrardlucas @seacatking @NathaLFC25 @LucasLeiva87 Forgot to show ya a couple pics I got of the flag on the day. Figured you might like to see em (even if it is late.
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J M
5 years
New favourite version
@SanLorenzoEng
Cuervo Inglés
5 years
ENGLISH FANS - 'Si Señor' was not invented by River Plate so why don't you share San Lorenzo fans doing the tune more justice... "Now you'll see, we are not Boca nor River Plate..."
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4 years
@billymooreAPBD Stay strong lad, I'm self isolating for the next week or so cos I got a surgery but after that if you ever want a mate to ride the bus with you while you get ya confidence back just drop me a message and I'll be there 👍
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J M
6 years
My Aunt (whos not really my Aunt but gets drunk with me Ma on a Thursday) bought me a scale model of Shaqiri for Christmas 👍👍👍 Up the Cubic Crimbo Reds 🔴⚪🔴⚪🔴⚪🔴⚪🔴
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6 years
Bluenose decorated the christmas tree in my work. Made sure to add some red at the top for Christmas.
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5 years
@Dwights_Magic Up the Dutch!
@aBOSSNight
BOSS Night
5 years
Jamie Webster x 50,000 🙌
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6 years
@HUGE_HOG Gotta disagree lad
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J M
5 years
For anyone asking me about Pyro for the final, I'm not gonna try sneaking boxes of explosives across boarders to sell em for a fiver each in Madrid. I will however leave this here @pedidosbengalas 👀
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7 years
Headin to Anfield with a portrait of The King @LFC @kennethdalglish
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7 years
@seacatking @NathaLFC25 @_gerrardlucas Job done. The back looked bare so I did a bit on that. Hopefully @LucasLeiva87 likes it on Sunday 👍 #LFC
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6 years
Don't think I've ever been more proud 😂
@lilnorthkane
Guns&Harry
6 years
PUTA LIVERPOOL, PUTA LIVERPOOL
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5 years
A thing of beauty
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5 years
100% worth jumping on this, imagine a a couple hundred scousers in a convoy turning up to a hotel. Be one hell of an experience. £400 for no swollen ankles, a bed you can lie in there an back and you dont have to fork out £1000 to random travel companys. Money stays in our city
@travel_limited
Football Travel Limited
5 years
We have 100 spaces on our Thursday coach trip we will be selling on the phone only tomorrow between 12pm-2.30pm.... £399 coach leaves Thu evening includes hotel accommodation Friday & Sunday - back in Liverpool Monday tea time Call tomorrow - 0151 305 0295 Be a belter Trip this!
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J M
5 years
Everyone is on about the crappy light show but there's nowt being said about the fake crowd noises they're putting round ready 😂
@Daily_Hotspur
Daily Hotspur
5 years
Imagine thinking there is a better stadium in the world... #COYS
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J M
6 years
@kevlfc77 @LFC_Banners Putting my one to shame there lad 👍 Absolutely boss
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6 years
Up the Pink Gin and Lemo reds ⚪🔴⚪🔴⚪🔴
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