@Numberonejrio YO

Shout out to the bands who play at the rigby and crank the PA monitors (one is blown out now) and LEAVE EVERY CABLE IN THE BUILDING IN A TANGLED MESS. KYS

Cant belive the school district is pying me to play deus ex (2001) for 8 hours today. Some heroes dont wear capes I guess

Its 10 pm, do you know where your elderly grandmother who might be in the movie cocoon is?

Yo i SWEAR TO GOD if my gf and I dont go as Monarch and Doctor Girlfriend for halloween this year ima lose it

@JackATTKemo @EMWAY608 Did they ever get bumper boats???

@elegantly_high @EMWAY608 THANK YOUUUUU

W2 actually stands for Weed 2

@Plankfan @EMWAY608 I didnt but I did see they announced a release date. Are they really bringing back the ape escape crossover? It was much more underwhelming back in the day Im sure it will be again but fuck it, Im just happy for more mgs

@redsun405 wheres the option for "red sun is the good kind of blasphemy"

Me doing a stand up special about eric devries ala any early 2000s "blue collar comedy tour" type comedian be like " we need to faruza balk"

@kylespinny This is where the Anor Londo archers train type shit

@kylespinny Kuck chair type shit

@kylespinny garrys mod type shit

@kylespinny leisure hour type shit

Stu go to sleep, stu go home, stu calm down...

@rinsjpeg Emway used to cover Some Day We Will All Pass Away, with kyle on rhythm guitar and cleans, and me on screams

"Im from the future, but I still like boobies" - Benjamin Franklin

I love playing the "where did I work this last year?" game every tax season