dr. deez
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growing up is realizing that sometimes, the bad bitch fumbles you
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nick yingling
This image has brought me incredible peace. Like staring into pool water
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she told me it’s a friend vibe and i hit her with the fgc nod
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why is ken fucking chen choppin it up with KD in this screenshot
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my homie who used to play melee is a math phd, last night he showed us his algebraic geometry textbook signed by none other than
@C9Mang0
LMAOO
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a new player asked a simple question about recovering as zelda in the sheik group chat
in return they got a 4 page incredibly detailed response from none other than KirbyKaze (whom i have never seen a message from before)
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ok but why is he kinda spitting here
Tucker Carlson really looked Ben Shapiro in the eyes and said “are you joking?” 💀🤣
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the parallels between bowling meta and controller discourse in melee are so funny
their version of hax$ is an australian guy who started using two hands instead of one and now everyone thinks it’s broken LOL
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warming up alone for my pool at genesis 8, dude walks up and asks if he can play with me. i ask if he plays Falco cuz magi is in my pool and he says "no but i can play falco if you want"
he 3 stocked me for like 20 minutes with no tech skill, turns out it was
@jakedirado
LOL
idc about your tier list trends
tell me about that one time you got so unbelievably fucked up by someone in melee that it still lives in your head rent free
I'll start:
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seeing someone call The Yard cringe white boy shit in Big House twitch chat hurts so much more than seeing it in a youtube comment lmaooo
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i think socal folk who want to discuss socal vs NYC locals should ask themselves "do i attend my locals often enough to have an informed opinion on this"
socal has no energy? come on man
@slime_machine
Nah
We have no energy in socal because we expect excellence
If you can't bring that to the table
Fuck you
Bring it next time
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i think all “gifted kids” should consider the possibility that they just had wealthy parents
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oh yeah also hit this LOL
played some ranked for the first time in forever and made it to cleeshlow
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MY FUCKING GOAT
Player Spotlight: s-f, for placing 3rd at Verdugo West as the 13th seed in a six set losers run, beating Calvin, Faint, Life, Foo, Casper, and Kürv!
Honorable Mention: ARR0W, for placing 3rd at Smash At The Commune as the 5th seed, beating Hyruler and Stone!
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@slime_machine
@TRAPAZ0ID
@Nadeshot
i think if you did work at mcdonalds you’d be really good at it :^)
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this is a perfect representation of my experience playing fox falco
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almost had a slime moment on this guy but he really saved it with the follow up
i was a decent (~185 average) bowler in middle and high school and i still have a bunch of old trophies (and im lowkey tryna get back into it so if anyone wants to bowl hmu)
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mainstage was a success 👌
Whoever's tag is "deez" fuck you. Fuck you for doing well and making me ask in the discord call who you were. I hate it here.
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@Kony20XX
cliche “if pp is your favorite you’re a clown” straight into john ko confessing his ppmd love is fantastic editing
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melee players will practice tech chasing spacies for 6 hours but have never talked to a girl. like bro you’re worried about the wrong leg split
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rip (retire in peace) prof
the goat of non-african non-american melee
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we’re actually homies now that’s crazy i wonder if she has any hot friends
she told me it’s a friend vibe and i hit her with the fgc nod
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@slime_machine
“im dating baddies you’ve never heard of with a hairline you wouldn’t believe”
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why the fuck are all these ice climbers players labbing ics sheik. you won that one. let it go. figure out how to beat luigi or something
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one month weed free today 😁 got sober 6 weeks ago, caved once and hit a joint with the homies and immediately realized i don’t need that anymore. honestly feel like a different person, i love feeling in control of my life and my mind. here’s to keeping it up 🎉
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and just like that, it's official 😁
22 years of school and now i finally have to get a job LOL
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one of my favorite moments of the weekend, random guitar hero performance by
@Acai28
dude is sick with it LMAO we were so hype
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@KevonKJ
yeah well have you considered that one of these is a quirked up white boy with a heart of gold
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i passed my thesis defense!!!
other than officially filing the dissertation im done 😁
honestly it’s just starting to hit me how proud i am of this accomplishment. can’t wait to start the next chapter 🙏
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what if it’s actually 6 guys at my local
You don't know the meaning of despair until you've lost at least ten sets in a row to a guy at your local
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i can feel the power coursing through my veins....
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do you think that helping socal beat tristate will be enough to convince slime to unblock me
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i was a decent (~185 average) bowler in middle and high school and i still have a bunch of old trophies (and im lowkey tryna get back into it so if anyone wants to bowl hmu)
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high school ex girlfriend followed me on ig last night resulting in an extremely vivid slideshow-esque dream featuring a diverse cast of women i once loved. so that was fun!
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asked a girl out and she immediately asked me when's my birthday
this is the astrology equivalent of making it to the second-round job interview
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officially one year since i turned my life around. last year i was underfed, depressed, and addicted to weed. today, things couldn’t be more different. thanks to everyone in my life for your love and support. 158 to 188 lbs and im not stopping here 💪
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don’t know why but i tend to really like music that’s clearly made for lesbians. i think they just like good music
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respect your elders 😉
@SmokeMath
@taybornn
@DanielHasCorona
stats dont lie man no shade or anything just a number, but yeh im down for a mm bro ill spank u and get a free meal so im super down :)
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ok im sick of hearing this, reached out to nels personally but he hasn't responded.
tristate wasn't asked to "nerf" their crew. we agreed beforehand we'd pick teams of similar skill from who showed up, which we did by matching players one by one (fiction aklo, nut jjm, etc)
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@bluerosetori
i need a 4 hour youtube video on the history of taylor swift made by a mildly autistic person IMMEDIATELY
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@Dallaszgeer
@WeshBallz
see you did nair shine dair shine shine dair, super lame.
wes on the other hand hit you with the dair shine dair shine shine dair, extremely sick and not basic
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deez Road to Diamond ™️
ggs to my opponents see y’all in master…
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depression been depressing recently so ive been lowkey starving myself but now my bank account is full and people keep complimenting my body? sometimes i wish i could lose just once to see what it’s like
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my date today canceled and honestly i feel bad for her. she will never know how hard she fumbled. it's sad
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laundry situation is getting dire im secretly rockin the ex gf’s knee high socks today
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hey do you guys think *rolls dice* drake.. is a *throws dart at dartboard* closeted transgender woman..?
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slug (fantastic player) can drop 5 billion guaranteed followups and still beat the best sheik of all time i hate it here!!
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a girl just crashed her bird into another girl knocked her over and spilled her coffee everywhere on the busiest part of UCLA campus
some guy yelled SUE HER
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been struggling with weed again for a while but honestly have been inspired by
@TheSWOOPERR
and im recommitting to taking my sobriety seriously, so here’s day 1 of my accountability thread :^)
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earned my phd
got my first job as a research scientist
took the (very difficult) first steps to heal from my breakup
found a great therapist
and most importantly..
made it onto the h2h spreadsheet for the socal melee power rankings! im the goat!
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hmm i wonder what recovery option the netplay falco will choose this time
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today i am going on a first date for the first time in almost a year. lend me your strength..
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i love my problematic age gap friendships (im 27 and they’re 22 but they treat me like im 35)
it's actually good for people to have age gap friendships. like 20 year olds should be friends with 30 year olds. generational divides are a legitimate societal problem. older people and younger people have a lot to learn from each other and a lot to gain by supporting each other
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beat kurv at verdugo for 4th :)
even though he fucked me in the run back LOL but i beat two other great foxes today so happy with my progress in that matchup and pleased to take my first top 100 win
ggs only to my opponents 🙂
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i regret to inform you all that sleeping early and waking up early actually feels really good
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figured i should clarify: almost everyone i met and played with from tristate is real as fuck and has my respect. i just didn't appreciate the way nels talked about an event that i worked hard to make fair and hype
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got 9th at halloween verdugo, barely lost to breakfast but finally beat cliché who has mixed my shit for a while. also had a fun stream set with jack ☠️ington 😂
ggs friends, and congrats to Fiction for getting 1st!! and 4th, 7th, 9th x2, 13th, 17th x3, 25th x2, and 33rd x2
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@LudwigAhgren
@slime_machine
Samox is the evil mastermind behind the propaganda for melee culture.
Very concerning. But yeah man, you're def making puppets out of people. It's a bootleg Hollywood.
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@Buntherz
yeah can i get the uhhhh caniac bento no pickled radish extra rice ball and three extra soy sauces
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exploring Berlin by playing one of my favorite games
simply walk in a random direction and at every intersection, go the same way as the nearest group of young attractive people. eventually you will end up somewhere cool
i call it Connect the Hots ™️
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just met emma watson
didn’t get a picture because it wasn’t the vibe but trust
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@SladesBrother
*explaining the buffer system *
actually the reason im so bad at this game is because im sooo good at the other one
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the hardest part about telling my kids not to do drugs will be knowing deep down that drugs are a really really really good way to meet girls
we all know coke is bad of course, but say you're twenty-two someone you have a crush on invites you to a party and asks you to do coke off their naked body. how much self control can we as a society reasonably expect from me, I mean someone, in that situation
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