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If you shit yourself ironically you've still shit yourself

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Joined April 2018
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What da hell is a world cup final doing in Arlington, Texas 😭😭.
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World Soccer Talk
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2026 WORLD CUP FINAL IS COMING TO TEXAS 🇨🇱. FIFA is set to announce AT&T Stadium in Arlington, TX as the host of the 2026 World Cup Final, according to UK journo @MartinLipton. The $1.3 billion stadium beat runner-up MetLife Stadium. #WeAre26. Details ➡️
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Look at this, what a ridiculous athlete he is.
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A cool gif from Gaethje Ferguson I found on reddit, 56 seconds of thudding shots. Credit in top reply.
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Fucking loved this
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3 years
No it wouldn't.
@SandhuMMA
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Nate Diaz vs. Khamzat Chimaev would be an incredible co-main event for Kamaru Usman vs. Leon Edwards 👀 #UFC278 (via @KChimaev)
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Aldo retirement is my Queen Elizabeth dying.
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The best and greatest British fighter of all time.
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Usman in his corner after three Leon elbows
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How I'm gonna be shaking during the Gaethje Max walkouts.
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On a scale of 1 to 10 #StormIsha is looking very windy out there this #SundayMorning on the Hellfire trail. #StaySafe #YellowWarning #weather
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A translated Olivera interview (thread). Olivera on his financial situation
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He's absolutely glowing wtf drop the skincare routine.
@MMAFighting
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Alex Volkanovski is excited about the chance to "debunk" the UFC cover curse 😁 #UFC294
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Blaydes 10-8
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Small gremlin is set on a buisnessman by local bald wizard
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Alexander Volkanovski, please save me Alexander Volkanovski. Please Alexander Volkanovski.
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The UFC has successfully fostered such an anti-journalism culture that fans get personally offended if journalists act as journalists and not as super-fans. Credit to all the writers actually doing investigative work and the interviewers asking hard questions.
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The champion has a name.
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Damn, I hope Justin is well
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UFC has no juice anymore. No aura. You can tell they don't give a shit. Got your biggest star doing your shitty reality show and nobody seems to care anymore. It's over.
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A section from Khabib's autobiography on Tony Ferguson
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Of course he won, look at him. #ufc263
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Good dick got her learning about Jose Aldo and shit.
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OUT STRUCK HOLLOWAY.OUT GRAPPLED ORTEGA. IS THIS MAN NOT YOUR KING?.
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Costa runs out, kicks Izzy in the cock and instantly loses by DQ.
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Jair lands 3 counters and none of them affect an off balance, charging Francis. Jair knocked out crowder with a back stepping jab. What the fuck even is Ngannou physically.
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You good Usman?
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Surely firing an energy beam out of your head like that is illegal in boxing?.
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She divorced him because he was accused of rape. Barstool what is this.
@StoolFootball
Barstool Football
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Hakimi is playing 4D chess 🤯
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Intersting discussions happening rn on the Georges St-Pierre Instagram.
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Rest in peace Marvin Hagler. One of the greatest boxers I've ever had the pleasure to see. Tough, smart and skilled.
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4 years
Don't claim you know combat sports unless you were watching Theagenes of Thasos' legendary run of winning the boxing gold in the 480 BC Olympics, the pankration gold in the 479 BC and his other titles at many of the Panhellic games across many sports.
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Colby after Masvidal ko's him.
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Both these guys are realistically out of the title picture. It's time to run it back.
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Geoff "Hands of Neal" Neal
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In the UFC we were not allowed to have good fights. If you didn’t love DWCS they would scalp you. Elite fighters were considered privilege so we only could watch Anthony Smith. And if you refused to watch the heavyweights Dana White would shoot you in the head
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Bryce Mitchell had two 30-25s and a 30-24 and he still hasn't got a bonus.
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Jones fiance left an abuser. Yes, he may have drug and alcohol problems but she left an abuser, I fail to understand the outpouring of pity for him and lack of it for her. Leaving an abuser is incredibly hard.
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Always makes me mad how he did this before Zabit on a better opponent but Zabit got more credit.
@BirksMMA
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Aljamain.
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Joe rogan on commentary when someone is rocked
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I just got sent this photo by a whistleblower who told me the fights were pre-recorded. They changed the outcome to keep Izzy champion, this is a big scoop.
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Alex should just retire now and cap off the ultimate hater arc.
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4 years
Winner of Adesanya vs Whittaker 2 the middleweight GOAT, undoubtedly.
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Just give up bro she's having sex with other guys on drugs and you're writing about how Leon Edwards controlled Gunnar Nelson.
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Incredible, collosal, earth shattering dub.
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Leon just told the schmo to shut the fuck up and then laughed right at him lmfao my GOAT.
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Bro chimps are fucking STACKED look how easily this one lifts the guy without much effort from they angle.
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Oh my god his name is wrong on his belt
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Jon Jones is MMA's Kanye West.
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@rudy_mustang Oh my god I recognised Khabib from his ear what's wrong with me
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"Yan vs Sterling is OFF the card due to a positive covid test"
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McGregor being the face of our sport is something we need to move away from quickly, the amount of accusations levied against him combined with his past actions prevent me from being a fan at all. It's a bad look, being represented by a bad person.
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This video of Leon genuinely has me feeling awful, poor man.
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Heartbreaking. We need to normalise corner stoppages in mma.
@mmagonewild
MMA Gone Wild🥋
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Hate seeing this
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@5keppy @grandayy Nothing!. What's a Malta with you?.
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Chimaev is so unlikeable, fully lost the crowd here.
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Bautista is a better actor than The Rock.
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How did Ferguson take those shots from Gaethje what the fuck.
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Nirvana should replace the nevermind cover with this
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UFC are running a fucking puppy mill with DWCS where they bring mediocre guys who bang into the talent and let them Duke it out for scraps. Fill up the prelims and they don't have to pay fuck all. Not conductive for talent development. Speaking of, they cannot develop talent.
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MVP: Oh nice another binman to style on. Coker: SUPRISEEEE SHAWTY!
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Stipe Miocic. Don't forget what he once was because of this.
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You can simultaneously believe in improved fighter pay and also believe that Jon priced himself out of the Ngannou fight by asking for about 50 million as per his coach.
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FUCK FUCK FUCK I ACCIDENTLY TRANED BELLATOR INSTEAD OF UFC NOW WHAT.
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I have discovered Anderson Silva's son is on tiktok
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You know what? Fuck you. *unmixes your martial arts*.
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Who should be the next James Bond?
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Jon Anik making his amateur debut soon. Awesome. So clearly dedicated to being a good commentator (to me, the best) and now he'll have in cage experience too.
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"I'm telling you Herb, he's fucking 15. He shouldn't train"
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Colby getting the next welterweight shot
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Rogan interviewing Conor post fight
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Leon confirmed better wrestler than Colby.
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Bisping just stopped Cormier from podcasting in the booth, confirmed Jack Slack listener. #UFCVegas21.
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Colby Covington is literally just racist. Like there's no other way around it. He's racist.
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Holy shit.
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Seen a few "Paddy is basically early Gaethje" and I'd like to tell you all you're dumb.
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