Chris
@SmallWhale13
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Co-Host of the Crap Vegas Podcast. Lover of dice, the number 21 and all things Vegas. Listen to the podcast, grab a coffeedice hoodie and more on our website.
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When you run out of room on the rack, that’s a good problem to have.
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Terrific end to the night. I had a solid 30 minute roll and it was taken advantage of!
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The employee shortage is only getting worse in Vegas. A LOT of employees are jumping ship to Resorts World to get in on the ground floor. Gives them a chance to pick their shifts and no seniority to overcome.
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@LasVegasLocally
Planet Hollywood doesn't get as much love as it should. Good rooms, some decent dining options, great location, good dealers and a good vibe on the floor. I have never turned down beautiful women dancing in front of me either.
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Was speaking with a dealer last night who’s wife works at Circa and found out some interesting stuff. Staff turnover is already really high. Employees have no EDR and must pay for food from vending machines. Employees also have to pay $40/month to park offsite. (1/2)
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@VitalVegas
Tipping the slot attendant is customary and anything more than $50 is generous and appreciated. The amount of the jackpot doesn’t matter and shouldn’t effect the tip amount. $200 is reasonable in any situation and belittling these people will stop them from tipping at all.
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Go to pickup one of my kids from a party and the dad offers a drink from his bourbon collection…holy shit.
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This is just a reminder to all gamblers - if things aren't going your way and your luck is poor, color up and walk away for a short bit. Hit the reset button at a new table or a new game. Your mind will thank you and your wallet may as well. (btw, i'm terrible at doing this)
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Very fun morning session today. Started off rocky but sure finished strong.
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So boyyyy do I have a story for the podcast this week. The bet is the biggest part of it.
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@VitalVegas
All employers have requirements for employment and this doesn’t violate any protected areas. Nevada is at-will employment and this doesn’t violate any protected classes.
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So our host went out a little bit and put us dead center, with a couch and bottle service for
@ladygaga
tonight. This is gonna be pretty fun.
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If the craps table is full and I have to play slots, I guess this isn’t a horrible morning.
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Our buddy
@VegasDuffy
had a hell of a roll and I didn’t get a great picture towards the end, but a huge swing into the positive by the time he went out. Hit the tall twice!
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There is a $15 craps table at Wynn! Don’t remember ever seeing that, even early in the morning. Come play with the best dealers in the country.
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@stevegrantz
Say what? You think it’s wise to charge employees to park at their job - even when they are getting below market wages? I don’t follow this one.
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I apologize to everyone's DMs and stuff I haven't responded to recently. Have a family health issue that is taking up all my time and thoughts. Have some patience with me and keep my family in your thoughts (and prayers if that matters to you).
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I wish my real world friends were half as supportive as my Vegas friends. You guys are awesome and it’s amazing what a great community that exists if you weed out a couple bad apples! Cheers.
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So far so good. Place is beautiful and feels like vegas. Let’s throw some dice!!
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No need to ask for a double on a Delta flight… they always take care of you. Some Woodford to enjoy before dinner!
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I'm 2 hours into putting a craps table together and have reached the point where I cannot screw in bolts into the rail from the bottom by myself... that being said, I'm super excited. Other than a new layout, table is terrific.
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Josh told me my podcasting location wasn’t picturesque enough last episode, so I decided to change my scenery for today’s recording…
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So Josh and I are absolutely fucked… turns out our seats are front row at Absinthe. RIP
@CrapVegas
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Successful weekend at Aria.
✅Made Em All
✅Too many (small) handpays
✅Virgin shooter success
✅Red Rock fun w/
@VegasDuffy
✅Survived another Spirit red eye.
Looking forward to recapping on the next pod. Give us a listen if you haven’t!
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Terrific morning of
#coffeedice
@WynnLasVegas
. Met listener
@JerryWeseloh
, got a shirt/lucky horseshoe, made em all twice, and had a terrific time. Not a bad start to the day! (Where is
@VegasDuffy
)
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Absolutely monster evening with
@VegasDuffy
@WynnLasVegas
One final evening session at Golden Gate on Deck!
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The most consistent part of Vegas Twitter is someone posting a good hand on video poker and 100s of people bashing the pay table.
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I lost my dad a few months ago and wish everyday I had more time to spend with him. Doing my best to follow in his footsteps for my kids. Happy Father’s Day to all my friends on here. Enjoy every moment of it.
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I wish one casino would go all in on theming in this market and see how it goes. I don't even care what the theme is, but buy in 100% and make guests feel immersed.
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Quick tour of a Palazzo Premium King Suite. Filmed in landscape so
@LuckyTraveling
doesn’t yell at me.
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We just played with the rudest Dont player I’ve ever seen. He also took a $200k marker and had no problem flaunting. Overall, we’re up for the night and having a great time!
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I’m not huge on food pics, but
@DelmonicoSteak
was so good last night. Highly recommend you give it a visit, if you haven’t already.
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Just awesome treatment from Aria. Very thoughtful and appreciated.
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Yes, still very frustrated
@WynnLasVegas
sponsoring an event for the scam artist D Lucky. EZ Life Slots put out a new video on Youtube today reminding people how this scammer works - highly recommend you check it out.
How was due diligence skipped here??
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Forgot to mention yesterday, but I am still a slot expert. Used my system, immediately hit a hand pay (after losing a few thousand first testing it out). Taking pre orders soon.
@TravelFanboy
approved.
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Finally made some Vegas plans... I will be back at Wynn September 28-30th. See you all there!
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Biggest takeaway of the weekend was how far the Cromwell has dropped from when it re-opened. It’s a shell of what it once was and the only thing saving it are the dealers. Unfortunately, even some of those are struggling. Makes me sad.
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My friend
@vegasduffy
and I are launching an online craps community for all the gamblers that are just as obsessed as we are. We need help getting started with some sample content and to test some features as we get going. If interested in helping, message me!
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Nice little hit at the bar this morning after giving up the guaranteed full house. Thankfully I didn’t regret that decision!
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@VitalVegas
They can sue all they want, but won’t win. They are employees and the casino can require whatever they like of them internally as long as all treated equally.
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Just walked in my house and already miss Vegas. Gotta get back soon.
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Thank you to everyone who sent me some very nice messages about the first part of my gambling addiction story. Part 2 will be up on Sunday. If you are interested in checking it out, visit:
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🚨🚨 It's Go Time! 🚨🚨
@vegasduffy
and I are proud to announce the launch of our new podcast - Crap Vegas. The podcast is now live on Apple Podcasts, Spotify and more. Your feedback and questions will drive the show. Please download, rate, and call us!!
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Game time has arrived! Little bit of (undeserved) style to make my way over!
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Financially, not a great trip, but Wynn service remains unrivaled. Back to reality!
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I am terrible at video poker, but even I can’t mess up hands like this.
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Let's make it official - first trip to Venetian/Palazzo in a VERY long time scheduled for 12/27-12/29. Hopefully see some of you all there!
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Let’s see if the United 737 Max 9 experience is better…almost to Vegas!
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What do you think is the most commonly shared photo from Vegas on social media?
My choice... view of Bellagio fountains and strip from Cosmo balconies at night.
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Plane boarded. Few hours and it’s time to throw some dice in Vegas!
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Riding to Wynn in a Rolls Royce kinda makes up for the fight delay… just saying. 😳
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This is something that used to be a bigger topic for me before becoming a credit player, but something I still advise people NOT to do. Don't carry large sums of money with you through an airport, unless you are are willing to lose it.
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Last night was a lot of fun. Dinner with
@TravelFanboy
very enjoyable. We tier matched at Mirage but couldn’t find a $15 table to play at. Today, at Wynn all day - Park around 6 and Rio after most likely. DM Josh for more - he is more responsive 😂
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So I never knew that even mentioning playing the don’t would piss off so many people. Josh and I will discuss more on the next episode of Crap Vegas with special guest
@TravelZork
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Best donut I have ever had. You definitely need to swing by Donutique next trip to V/P.
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Part 2 of my life as a gambling addict has now been posted. I hope you all enjoy a little more backstory into who I am. If you ever need someone to listen to your story or help guide you down a better path, please know I am a person willing to listen!
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Back home and starting the 4 day countdown for Vegas. Cannot wait!
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