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“It’s not raining in my house, so the flood victims are lying”.
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Back in the day when photo albums were served to visitors for refreshment 🌚
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There’s levels to this relationship thing o, because....
How dafuq are you lodged at Eko hotel? Eating pancake in jibowu & still getting your man to pay the transport for all your dick appointments?
I’m lost.
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Everybody in CU had a “calamity shirt”
The one that didn’t need ironing, that you could easily pull out for those random 2am meetings with Papa.
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Dear
@jack
, is it maturity that’s preventing you from suspending Ahmadu Garba’s account?
Because we don report am taya. Please send him off to his Crowwe app. He’s inciting inter-ethnic violence
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NYSC opened my eyes to the fine line between UNEMPLOYED graduates and UNEMPLOYABLE graduates.
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America would go down in history tomorrow...
Either for electing the first female president, or for putting sand in the world's Garri
😔
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Whatever happens, I pray that there’s genuine love between myself and whoever I choose to spend my life with.
Human beings can be awful.
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Somewhere in a DM, a girl is rebuffing a guy 'cos she has a bf.
Somewhere in another DM, her bf is convincing another girl he's single.
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Just seen You don’t know me on Netflix and all I can say is
If you see someone reading on a bus, leave them alone.
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@Pinky_Balboa
If you're trying out new food and it's wack, your senses tell you it's wack.
My condolences to her 😂😂
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@LBMM__
Bro I thought you were legit coming outta the closet for a second there. 😂😂😂😩.
What fuckery is this?!
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One year NYSC to foster National Unity, but your Yoruba dad won't let you marry "Omo Igbo"...
This country is one big joke biko 😂
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I act like I’m okay, but deep down, I no longer want to be paid in Naira 😥.
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I think entitlement is a more disgusting trait to have.
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I hate small talk... I hate big talk too
Infact I hate to talk.
Don't talk to me.
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You cannot ask God for a Queen, and then remove her crown when you receive her....
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@theNETng
@youngskales
@iamvictorokpala
You don’t call someone out of the comfort of his house to trash talk his art tbh. Victor could have told him off camera.
They’re so many artistes with good n bad songs, I think an interview should be a chance to showcase his good. + skales has been through a lot.
This is wrong
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One day we will talk about guys that lie about being sexually involved with ladies to defame their character too...
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I have played Jore for the 100 billionth time since it came out. I’m about to go again 😫♥️
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The problem is not that people believe Love is not enough, it’s that they do not understand what love, in its purest and unconditional form, looks like.
Because indeed, love is enough.
Marriage will teach you that love is not enough. The very notion that love conquers all is a lie ; how do they handle arguments,pain, setbacks, goodnews etc. Does he/ she support you? I mean advice, invest in you etc? Do they listen to you? What’s their spending habits etc
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Never shout boss. Beans still dey cook.
‘The hatred for me is too much’, Desmond Elliot laments
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How I want my funeral pictures taken:
use a trampoline if you dont have cool locations 😎🙏🏼
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A myth.
With the right amount of mutual commitment and effort, anyone can be your soulmate.
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@yeankhar
For her to have said this to you, it’s possible she went through your TL and concluded you talk too much? No?
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Robert Gayle was such an opportunist.
He married both women for what they could bring to the table.
It’s the reason why it’s important to know if a person loves you “because”, or loves you “despite”.
Melinda loved “despite”, that was her mistake.
#Acrimony
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You know how you want to tell someone how you’d like to be loved, but you also don’t?
You wish that they would just know and act accordingly, because then it feels natural.
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There are no recorded cases in Rivers State yet, but Governor Wike is doing the absolute most!
Love to see it!
Just In : From 6PM tomorrow No one is allowed to go in or out of Rivers State. All sorts of movements ( Flights, Roads Transports e.t.c ) will be prohibited as at 6PM tomorrow.
RT for Awareness!!!!!
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There is no “the one” for anyone.
“The One” is whoever you choose to put in the work with.
What opinion about relationships will get you in this position?
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You’re posting pictures of your unclad self on the World Wide Web for yourself.
Okay but why did you delete it when it got 0 likes and retweets? 🤔
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My Dad is so impressed with how organized this protest is, he cannot believe that there’s no leader.
E shock am!
#EndSARS
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This tweet is for the women that see stranded fine chics on the road and refuse to pick them up... Contunu! Ur husband would pick us instead
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Tumini and Aminu are the 1 billionth reason why communication should never be overlooked in a relationship.
How did she not tell him about her unusually cosy client nau? 🤦🏻♀️
#TheMensClub
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Say Amen!
...because I’m out here looking like answered prayers. 😂🥰
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School fees not bride price, yes.
But this behaviour of faking romance to milk people off their hard earned money is quite demonic.
If you don’t like a man, don’t like his money too.
You paid school fees
She dumped your ass and you can’t accept rejection, take your L in peace and go
like resulting in physical abuse would change anything ?
School fees not bride price bruh.
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Mind games are exhausting. Why do I have to act like I don't love you so I can keep you interested edakun?
Is that not an evil spirit?
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Last year I was suicidal.
This year I would do anything to stay alive, I don't want to die again. 😅
It gets better with time, don't quit.
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Adulting
What did you think was going to be amazing but turned out to be horrible?
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You can only laugh about the brutal experience when you’ve graduated from CU.
In those moments, it didn’t feel funny AT ALL.
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Results are out and guess who cleared all her papers?
🥳🎊🎉
I cannot wait to be done with this Exam so I can go back to creating magic!
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‘It’s me ooo. A premium queen. An open book. A creative. A genetic gold mine.
The best part of dating me is that, it’s me you’re dating.’
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It’s mildly upsetting when people only accord human beings respect when they become aware of their social status.
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Find the courage to leave the table if respect is no longer being served. ✌🏻
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I love how boys stick to the bro code, have their backs and all...
It's something you can't find with girls
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@ladytiffs_
@Brownsugarsteph
The man was more in love with his dream than he was with his wife. Fullstop.
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For any two people to enjoy their relationship,
the man must feel respected and the woman must feel genuinely loved.
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#CUFreshmen2016
The compound is big, but the school is small. It's best not to cast, everybody will hear.
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Let’s not pretend like any logic could have superseded the blatant rigging that took place last Saturday.
Less than a year ago, Atiku, Kwankwaso and Obi were all members of the PDP. They collectively have 12,742,244 votes and counting. APC’s Tinubu currently has 7,788,290. 12m would have been enough to win this election.
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Who remembers the time some people went to party at Elegushi and the Student Affairs people went there to pack all of them.
Tearsss 😂😂😂😂
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“... and if looks were Cars, you bodied the 1939 Vintage Packard with ease.”
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When others say there is a casting down, we will say there's a lifting up.
The lines have fallen to us in pleasant places 🌼🌸🌺🍀
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So Yvonne Jegede and her husband dated for over 10 years, but couldn’t stay married for 2?
Mahn! Sometimes you think you know, but you don’t.
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Talking about “why you having trust issues”
Whuuuuttt?!?! 😂😂😂
Where una dey see this kind love abeg
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Everybody tryna assume the 'Yoruba Demon' status these days.
Maifren Shutup! Your mother trained you well. You are a child of God.
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To the woman with ambition,
Your drive is your superpower
Be selective with people u allow in your space
Every interaction isn't beneficial
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When you say you're a CU Graduate and employers of labour say "WOW! No wonder" 😍
Y'all are blazing the trail walahi.
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So today I realized that a retweet is not an endorsement.
Sometimes it's just "I cannot see this nonsense alone"
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Ever notice how ordinary a person looks when you no longer have feelings for them?
How it was your love that made them special.
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It’s December 2019 and Duncan Mighty’s Obianuju is still a fire jam 🔥
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Why not just pursue the cow and bite it?
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The day my mum beat me, asked me to pack my bags and leave her house...
then came back to remind me to make lunch before leaving
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Fix your relationships.
Speaking in tongues will not replace the apology you owe people in English language.
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"The thing go Skrrrr"
First of all, it's just 1k I'm withdrawing.
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