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To all Queenslanders now under the Libs , for the love of god don't let them organise anything to do with ferries . Kind regards , a Tasmanian under the Libs #PoliticsToday
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I did it !!! In my just completed teams meeting with management I managed to squeeze in a "I have a concept of a plan " Quite proud of myself
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I’m not sure whether the nurses in this clinic were mentally prepared for my flanny shirt and football shorts ensemble 😊😂
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Quick coffee and scroll through twitter Vance - fuck Dutton -fuck Rainbow lorikeet- aww cute Vance - double fuck Israel - Fuckety fuck Dutton - double fuck Home grown carrots- nice Vance - triple fuck Anyone got any spare fucks I could borrow ?
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I'm flying over the Cuckoo's nest. I'm ashamed , embarrassed . I'm meant to be strong , resilient, a leader , a role model . 😪
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As 28,546 thoughts raced thru my head last night, 1 stood out. How will I explain my stay to friends ? Will run with ima 1968 Holden in need of service . Bodies ok but engine needs a reboot . Recharge battery , tighten a few nuts then come out purring with the odd backfire 💨❤️
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Seeing a Psychiatrist in 10 days and am literally shitting myself as to what I will find out about myself and scared that nothing is diagnosed either. Ten months it took to get DVA card and appointment
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Convinced , ordered to stay here 🥲Not my usual Friday , not my usual grand final day coming up . Anywho, I hope everyone enjoys their weekend , be kind to yourself and others ❤️ Go lions
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Still blown away that a father can buy his teenage son an AR-15 weapon in the USA 😏 When i was a teenager i got given a fishing rod and sent on my way to get dinner
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Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes , that would be boring . Spend 30 seconds in my head, that'll freak you the fuck right out 😊
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Isn’t it funny how your depression/anxiety is never spoken about but when it leads to frustration/anger you’re the bad guy 🤔 PS. It’s not funny #depression
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#Autism Everyday i see the torment in my 17 yo autistic teens eyes as he navigates life. Lonely days doing his best @ college , hidden away in b/room gaming and anxious about what his life will be like. Loving him doesn't seem enough 😢 I just want him to be happy
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Appreciate all the fucks kindly given and for the people who are completely out of fucks . I’m storing all my fucks kindly donated in a special place for a special time 💕💕💕
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As a result of being “social” for the last 3 days , I will now be holed up in my doona teepee eating snacks and cups of tea for the next forever #introvert
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A few hours of driving ahead of me today , alone with my thoughts 😬 Could be a blessing ? Could be an exhausting brain fuck ? Spin the wheel , everyone’s a winner
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👇 i am going to have a good week , i hope you all do too.
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Morning all , I have a plan to get through the workday today , well it’s a concept of a plan , who am I kidding I have no plan at all 😬 it will be a improvisational, spur of the moment haphazard shitfuckery 😊 Enjoy your day 💕
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Breaking: I now identify as a Church so I can avoid paying taxes. More to come
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Have a big bush of this in the backyard , think it’s star jasmine . SMELLS FANTASTIC 💕
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My Doctor is so thoughtful 😊 He knows I have anxiety so he kindly put both his hands on my shoulders to comfort me in my prostate exam
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I read somewhere last week that the fight or flight response is triggered in life or death situations . Why then do i get it with basic daily stuff like emails, phone calls and work meetings 😌
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Happy Saturday 😊 Not sure all my ducks are in a row today .. not sure where some of them are to be honest and pretty sure one of them is a bin chicken
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Growing up in the 80s and 60 minutes was a Sunday night staple . George Negus a journalist of the highest ilk . #ripGeorge
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My thought of the day : Getting offended by something posted on twitter is like choosing to tread in dog shit instead of walking around it .
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Her celebration on the podium deserves a 2nd Gold medal ❤️
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Alexa Leary you star! 🤩 The Aussie swimmer won the 100m freestyle gold in devastating fashion, breaking her own world record in the heats then again in the final. MORE:
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@CraigHill01 I hope the judge awards her a broomstick so she fuck off in comfort 🧹
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I jumped on the scales this morning and it came up “One at a time please “ I now need to replace the bathroom window 😳
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Anyone else feel like this week has felt like a month 😳 I’m hanging on by a thread, fuelled by copious amounts of 👇☕️
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Me: Might be a good time for a 7 day twitter detox . Also me : I should probably ask twitter what they think of that idea 🤪
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I don't think America is quite right in the head . It needs therapy and lots of it
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“But I want you to know and we want you to know we believe you are a vessel. You are a chosen vessel”
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All piss and wind , it simply can’t be policed for one .
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Parents tell me they’re worried about what age their kids should be on social media. We’ll introduce legislation in this term of Parliament to enforce a minimum age for social media and other digital platforms. It's about supporting parents and keeping kids safe.
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@jonkudelka Not being left behind
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I’m thinking pre drinks for a 7pm party should probably start around about NOW
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Everyday we are bombarded with evidence of global stupidity through the plethora of communication channels of the modern world. It's everywhere you look 👀 News is designed to shock , scare or outrage us . They are simply making $$ from our stress. Yes #MurdochGutterMedia i see u
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Morning all , had to share this . Cooked a Baked Garlic &Parmesan Chickenloaf last night . Some nice gravy and salad . Was a winner 🥇 probably over indulged on the bourbons though 😊
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If anyone is after a recommendation for a terrific Australian series to watch on Netflix , have a look at Territory . Its a ripper ✅✅✅✅✅
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Probs not a popular opinion on here but I’m seriously sick of politics and more so the blatant partisan cunt puddles in main stream media 😏
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Just got hands this to read from a colleague . Love footy and the history of it , especially here in Tas . Good timing as I’m sure the AFLs newest premiership coach and his family will get a few mentions ❤️ #AFL #GravelandMud
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Fucking beetroot stains in the fridge 🥹 I’m gunna have to throw the fridge and all it’s contents in the tip or set the house on fire 🔥
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@kate6063714 DO.YOURSELF.A.FAVOUR
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I've gained a bit of weight of late but I'm now at the stage where when I suck my guts in another chin pops out 😳 I think it's because i went on the keto diet but thought it said cheetoh #fattyboomba
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Good morning 👋
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Nature is Amazing ☘️
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This video is the reason why I pay my internet bills for 😂🤣
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Stumbled across this beauty on the weekend . I’m not really car crazy but I can see myself driving this beast 💕💕 Camaro
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Lovely day in the sun to enjoy a nice Willie in the Huon 😊
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Timeline cleanse , just beautiful 🥰
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The groom surprised the bride by having her students with Down syndrome be the ring bearers.. it’s to die for 😘
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Nearly 10 days 😊 Not out of the woods by a long shot though . This weekend will be a true test 😬
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@MikeCarlton01 Tell me he didn't have cheese and bikkies too 😳
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Good morning all , In case you missed it, Geelong won and for your viewing pleasure , Jezzas goal 👇
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JEREMY CAMERON THAT IS OUTRAGEOUS 🤯 #AFLFinals #AFLPowerCats
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I'm usually not educated enough to comment on politics , especially American , but what i do know is that if Trump loses in November it will stabilise America and its politics for generations and that can only be positive for the rest of the world .
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I've always been thankful that i had to learn how to play this in primary school. I've lost count of the times I've resolved difficult situations in adult life with a quick rendition of three blind mice 😊
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I ran a half marathon in 2015 and got passed by someone in a penguin suit 😳 I haven't run since 😂
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Imagine taking running seriously and a guy dressed as Jack Sparrow casually passes you while slamming a shot
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Terrific service , my farts smell like potpourri 😊
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@CarolynGilholme Few dings and scratches but only adds character 😊
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@MikeCarlton01 If any journalist, commentator or so called expert watched this debate and thought Trump “came out of that in front” clearly indicates they are not fit for any role involving an opinion on anything. Blows my mind they get paid to dribble this rot
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@lisa_enough reckon i ate one of these a day for two terms around the same year and still have a toothache 😅
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@6NewsAU That sucks
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It really is important to ask this question in todays world. Please remember though that it is also ok to not have any answers , it's ok just to listen , sometimes that's all that's needed ❤️
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Full Time 💔
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Empty seats at a home semi final @GWSGIANTS @AFL , disgraceful
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@LlJuju2022 @dyingforashit From what I can see of Nat who promotes herself saying she hates drama on this platform , she certainly likes to get involved and comment on subjects and posts that are none of her business 🤔
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Weight gain is becoming a bit of an issue , I can still remember when I was 6 pounds 2 ounces 😳 I’ve let myself go , the struggle is real 😜 Also want to know where that $987 is 😂 #QuitSmoking
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@noplaceforsheep Don’t be like Linda
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@TankVaxxed I like that idea , will give it a go 😂
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@Peter_Fitz A bloke at my local RSL , do t know his name , let’s just call him Barry
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@Martin_Flanagan I apologise to Martin who just dm’ed me to politely tell me he wrote the foreword 😂 I hadn’t got past the front cover at the time 😂
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@Peter_Fitz He has a lot to answer for 😂
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All I can say is I feel sorry for the United States of America and it’s people #Debate2024
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@BoneJeni Most of that will buff out
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@kayosports Had to turn the Rabbitohs - Manly game off yesterday with the continued buffering , do better @kayosports
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I wish there was a trade period for politicians like in the AFL . I would happily trade Barnett, Abetz and Ferguson for @StevenJMiles . What would your trade be ?
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@BoneJeni Please wear shoes
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@AlboMP I’d prefer children to have stable roofs over their head and food on the table as a priority
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Hopefully one day mental health will be taken seriously in Australia and tragedies like this never occur 😪
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Weeks back a young Aboriginal bloke took his own life after begging for help at @NSWHealth Dubbo Hospital mental health unit and being turned away. On Sunday his sister too was turned away after begging for help. On Monday in the early hours she hanged herself in Elston Park.
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@KathyLette Love this . My 17 yo autistic lad epitomises this . I will show him this word tonight ❤️
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@MotherO12536172 I am free balling 😂
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@RonniSalt I’m just worried for my puppy , I’m going home 🏃🏃🏃
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