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@CurranteEstevao
that’s like me saying you’ve ran the length of the UK if i count up all your runs around the trent
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me at the first opportunity to be there for ja’marcus
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looking for mutuals :)
- 19 he/him
- f*lipino
- nursing student
- Val, TFT, Overwatch
♡/↻ very appreciated !
#promotwt
#valtwt
#anitwt
#leaguetwt
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huge difference between “not someone i’d hook up with” and “not just hook up with”, marisa.
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relationship falling apart cus i can’t give her a good reason why my grindr app has a face id lock on it
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Who got that one League of legends video?
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...This is the part where you qrt with a funny video, don't disappoint me
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yer bird is in the jay slater missing person facebook group thinking she’s sherlock holmes
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LMAOOO.
#Gumayusi
was at the gym the other day and heard some questionable ("hard to understand") EDM music coming from the men's locker room. He was wondering if he heard wrong, then
@RekklesLoL
came walking out 🤣🤣🤣
Rekkles what were you listening LOL
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me after checking the wreckage and seeing the kids didn’t make it
Starting this year in Texas a drunk driver must pay child support if they kill a child’s parent or guardian
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saw a bloke getting shagged by a horse the other day and this is still the worst tweet i’ve seen this week
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did not consentinels
Sinatraa is set to make his return to competitive
#VALORANT
, in a team with PROD, Marved, zombz and Dizzy.
They will compete in the Last Chance Qualifier for NA Challengers, starting January 17.
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that’s cycling mikey trying to get the tree 6 points and a £700 fine
Dramatic video captured the moment a tree came crashing down and nearly hit a cyclist as thunderstorms hit Milwaukee on Tuesday. The cyclist was okay.
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he’s exposed nothing then?
@serpentineseer
He was talking about the burn out he experienced when he was a neurosurgeon and how he felt himself dying. He had a rewarding job only if patients were also making lifestyle changes alongside surgery. Otherwise he was just performing surgery on people who made no changes-
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i would simply buy a different knife if i wanted to use it to stab someone
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British beer drinkers, face the truth: a pint is too big, a half is too small – all hail the two-thirds measure | Elle Hunt
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no vibrators to promote but look at these deer 🤷🏻♂️
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why would you be proud of putting 2000 people out of a job 😂
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⚠️ 🚨 ⚠️ 🚨
THIS MAN SLIPPED SOMETHING IN MY DRINK AT TWITCHCON BE WARNED LADIES!!!!
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valorant sex offenders
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maybe they’re of radiant skill level but don’t feel comfortable playing ranked cus of the sexism and misogyny they face daily on that game just for using their mic? 🤷🏿♂️
Women’s Val so funny how is there a diamond 1 player captaining a team 😭😭😭
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@digital_bathtub
this is insane because the guy who tweeted this is pretending to have a gf (not the first time he’s done this) and also lied about pretty much everything he’s ever flexed on his twitter account.
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HAHAHA
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miu in all chat in plat lobbies after winning a 1v3
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new to the
#asianfishing
community please let me know if you have any tips and tricks
#ssibal
#anitwt
#squidgame
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me at the trampoline park
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What were the Simpsons moments where you laughed so hard you couldn’t breathe? I have two: Mr. Sparkle and Worker and Parasite - literally dying of laughter
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what kind of men are you expecting to find on an online rape forum
Only 30% of men declined to rape a woman & none alerted anyone she was being raped. But it's just a couple guys, right?
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if you can’t look at an adult woman who is short without having paedophilic thoughts then you have no respect for her as a person and you’re probably a paedo 👍🏼
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aim sleeve ✅
lexapro ✅
new tft szn cheat sheet ✅
full fat can of coke ✅
it’s gaming time.
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@xtalcastle
its always serious. the language we use reflects our thoughts and cultural feelings. even when we delude ourselves into thinking theyre jokes. thats how “irony poisoning” works. if you want to reach a serious level of intellectual respect you have to be aware of yourself
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this over dominoes all day long 👍🏼
we need to accept the fact if ye get a pizza in that box it’s gunna be straight ass
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how do you come to a realisation that you have a fungal/spore based mind control fetish
what the fuck happened to saying hi or hello
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I got doxxed on 4chan like years ago for being black so they turned me into a football player, I was 14 at the time 😭
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thought i was looking at another london vid for a sec
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even george floyd? 🤨
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americans are weird for not letting their cats outside
what is an opinion you have about owning pets that will have you like this?
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“cheese and toasted please”
@NotDonJake
Phrases that'll melt subs:
"Eyes on me"
"Use your big words"
"Ask nicely please"
"What was that?"
"That's my good baby"
"Good girl"
"Watch that attitude if you still wanna walk..."
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so they knew she was more at risk to stomach cancer and didn’t check? 🤔
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he’s like a teacher’s pet but for police officers, and 62 years old.
Two years ago today I happened on this guy running from the police, specifically the violent crimes task force.
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me: *transracial, considering ethnic modification, at a consultation with a plastic surgeon*
the surgeon: so here’s what you’d look like if you were black or chinese
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@GRAIN7392849114
wait til you discover that i have irl friends, foreign concept for you i suspect
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she’d rather abuse drugs at 2am on a wednesday than watch a show w me.
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right??
@444jdk
and i were just discussing this last night and it’s sad how men think and behave towards their partners.
the person who sees your vibrator as a threat and not a collaborator is not your soulmate
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Just had to pull up about 4 miles from home with an Achilles problem
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