The Sunday Skipper
@SkipperSunday
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I'm at your cricket club, I captain the Sunday side, and I need you to play for me this week on a one-off basis, every week. #sundaycricketproblems
Ringing you 11am every Sunday.
Joined April 2015
You're only a proper cricket captain if you store random household items in one of these #sundaycricketproblems
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My sole criteria for arranging a return fixture next season are: - Did I do well? - Did I enjoy the tea? #sundaycricketproblems
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I spend Thursday to Saturday moaning to the wife about the number of exams our under 16s do nowadays. #sundaycricketproblems
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Oppo's pro played yesterday. Too busy moaning about his presence to notice it was 2 teenagers who took us for 290. #sundaycricketproblems
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Lots of rain offs today. Might go down the club to check my players for tomorrow aren't too smashed. #sundaycricketproblems
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I've dropped our promising U15 district batsman for a 49 year old who plays in black socks. Well, I need a driver. #sundaycricketproblems
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Sunday morning: checking Facebook the second I get up to see who's played a rain card. #sundaycricketproblems
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A 1s player has become available today...need to find a way to drop the keen but talentless 17 year old regular. #sundaycricketproblems
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You think Strauss made it sound personal? I pay £8 to play with 10 guys who I think are c**ts every week. #sundaycricketproblems
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I spent the Bank Holiday like I spend all Bank Holidays...avoiding my wife and trying to do selection early. #sundaycricketproblems
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Bank Holiday weekends mean we might not have to draft in an under 12 on the morning of the game this week. #sundaycricketproblems
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Spent 40 over at slip next to our fattest player whilst the oppo racked up 320/3. Great tea though, we'll be back. #sundaycricketproblems
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Praying for a downpour today inside in the first 10 overs that means everyone fancies a game tomorrow instead. #sundaycricketproblems
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I see Saturday's games as a networking opportunity/exercise in bribery to fill the remaining 4 spots in my side. #sundaycricketproblems
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Glorious sunshine should mean everyone's keen for this Sunday's game, right? Currently got 3 confirmed and 1 maybe. #sundaycricketproblems
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@AaronEvans1990 He's phoned him direct and no-ones told me. Got to get the tea lady's son in wearing trackies #sundaycricketproblems
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RT @AaronEvans1990: @SkipperSunday blanking the Sunday ones captains 10am call because you know he's going to take the only "cricketer" in …
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I'm secretly hoping the 1st XI captain's missus dumps him so he might play a couple more games for me. #sundaycricketproblems
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Gave it my best 'Sunday's can be a great opportunity to stake a place Saturday's' line yesterday. All out 78 and over by 5pm. #nevermind
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Wake up 10am Sunday. Stinking hangover. Check phone. 3 players dropping out. Sigh. Not too bad. #sundaycricketproblems
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