Tomiwa
@SkipOfSwitch
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Tactician but I’m mostly strategic. RMG, Growth & Marketing | 3X founder | AAPR
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Case Study: The Impact of Polarization of Fan Bases - A Look at 30BG and Wizkid FC
#Afrobeats
#SupportAllArtists
#30BG
#WizkidFC
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This car is a Nigerian citizen!😂
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You better name your child "TROPHY" so at least you'll carry a trophy once in a while😩😂
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Imagine buying it then you go for a class and the lecturer seizes it and threatens to break it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Got my account back since 2019!! Y’all still remember me abi?🥺🥺
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Retweet if your mum ever covered up for you so your dad won’t beat you😂
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Most guys have a stable barber than a relationship😹
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Retweet if you enjoy being single but you want a relationship😂
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I pray my mum lives long till I’m successful so I can spoil her & repay everything she has done for me😭❤️
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One of the best things in the world is to have a socket near your bed😭😂
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The shower gets turned on when I enter and remove my clothes😂🥵🥵💁🏿♂️
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Cardi b trying to speak any Nigerian Indigenous language when she comes 😂😂😂
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They start a conversation with you like you’re best friends😂😂😂
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Joro is this,Wizkid is saying nonsense .Blah Blah Blah .
• Number 1 on Apple Music
• 1million views on YouTube
• 453k plays on audiomack
Only God can help us in this country with our “I must condemn what everyone condemns and I’ll go to my closet and fw the same content”
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This could be us but you chew your nails 😂😂😂😂😪😪
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Imagine you go for a job interview and the HR is someone you dragged on Twitter 😂😂😂😂
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Don’t date the whole World with the excuse of finding your soulmate,sit back and enjoy your single life till he/she comes💃🏻
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I didn’t kill my mother so you can’t kill me😂
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Financially - I'm going to win
Career wise - I'm going to win
Mentally - I'm going to win
Emotionally - I'm going to win
Physically - I'm going to win
Family wise - I'm going to win
With love - I'm going to win
In my life - I'm going to win
I claim it!
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Me : I want to barb
Apprentice: Oga isn’t around, But I ca...
Me :
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If your js3 and ss3 wasn’t fun then you didn’t attend a secondary school🚶🏿♂️🚶🏿♂️🚶🏿♂️
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If I forget your birthday,I’m sorry..No be me born you abeg.
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When you see her instagram pictures then you see her on face on a video call😂😂😂
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Hey Valerie,congratulations on your convocation,I want to propose on this special occasion that we have a marriage COVENANT 😍..We’ll travel anywhere you want with FIRST CLASS,I’ll love you to any DEGREE😭,you are 9thing maybe I’m the 1 to compete you that’s 10/10.
Graduated from Covenant University at 19 with a second class upper degree, and I’m so grateful to God♥️
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Aproko Dr. is different from Dr. toolz. One get degree then the other get likes and rt 😂
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If you haven’t done this thing,God will Bless You financially
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Posting two because I want you to fall in love twice 😂😂😂
Deleting in 30 minutes 🥴
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I hate being told to go do something I was already about to cause then I don’t want do it anymore...😑😑😑
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So my dad was recording lectures via WhatsApp voice notes for his students 😂
It was about 28 minutes then he was about to send it... hmmm
HE MISTAKENLY PRESSED CANCEL inside of send😭💀...
The class rep called him he didn’t even answer 😂😭.. I can’t even laugh well Abeg 😂
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This girl beside me in the cab wants to whine me ni sha😂.
She opened her Instagram,she kept pointing the phone towards my eyes then I finally noticed her 4000 followers 😂😂😂..Me sef vex..
I changed my Twitter to day mode,and showed her my 20k😂😂...She wore her glasses asap😂
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What if Jesus comes on your wedding night?😂
Before you start the koko.
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But phone camera does😂
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Wizkid performed in
#ilorin
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If my children don’t sing,call me a bastard😪😭
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When you do something and you expect your mum to yell at you but she doesn’t even talk 😂
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Suicide doesn’t take the pain away,it passes it to someone else
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Top 10 artists in Nigeria
1. Wizkid
2. Davido
3.O
4.L
5.A
6.M
7. I
8.D
9.E
10.Burna boy
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I can’t be the only that misses home when I’m in school and miss school when I’m at home😂
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If you cut your mango with knife before eating it,you’re going to hell fire😂
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My mum: Slaps me , Shoots me, breaks my head, squeezes my intestine ,ruptures my blood vessels.
Still my mum : Why are you crying ? Did I touch you?😂😂😂😂😭😭😭
Me : No ma.
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In my life,
Financially - I'm going to win
Career wise - I'm going to win
Mentally - I'm going to win
Emotionally - I'm going to win
Physically - I'm going to win
Family wise - I'm going to win
With love - I'm going to win
In my life - I'm going to win
Claim it!
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One alphabet can end it😂
Man texts his babe : “I wish you were her” ..
But he meant “ I wish you were here”😂
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When you get heartbroken don’t come and disturb us with nonsense inspirational quotes on WhatsApp now😂😂
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Real gees don’t break up again ,they just leave you to keep dating yourself😂
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How many likes did your first blown tweet get?
Mine is 240likes 😂😂😂
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Funny how ig users don't use Twitter because it's "confusing and savage" meanwhile almost all the memes on ig are made from Twitter.
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Last borns when they do something but mum puts the blame on the older siblings 😂
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There's a level of friendship you'll get to with a girl that you'll see her as your G,no sexual feeling whatsoever...
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Never ask a woman what turns her on,at that point she’s turned off and that’s the end.
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Me going to withdraw my last 1k and I see available balance “985”😂😂
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I didn’t kill my mother so you can’t kill me😂
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The people you go to meet about your issues still go inside and talk to God,so why don’t you talk to him one on one..Daughter to Father,Son to Father😌
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Imagine the person that recorded the video forgot to save it ...😂😂💔💔
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Something must kill a man and I think I just found minesssssss😍🥵❤️
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Hating Davido’s music is a thing but hating Davido as a person??? Never! Nothing like that!!
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A guy impregnated 3 girls...Told 2 to abort,But as God is a fair God,the 3rd girl gave birth to triplets😹.
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When you’re single nobody notices you,but as soon as you get into a relationship they start rushing!😭 like where were y’all since!?
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When Olamide was signing artist and dropping hits back to back,burna was looking for songs to sample o😂.
Olamide na Baba!
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Hey Aduke,Let me be the Adekunle to your Gold😍,Maleek berry e before you sleep😌,I’ll be your wiz kid..When you’re feeling bad I’ll be your small doctor...Promise you won’t be Amaka so I won’t peruzzi you😂...😘😌❤️
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When a guy you’re not interested in is telling you how much he likes you.
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How my mum sees my friend Vs how they really are.
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I wonder how Hausa people in sabo sell suya (the same commodity) in the same place but they still don’t see themselves as competitors.Infact they support each other. Very Unlike any other tribe I know.
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240 million votes!! 3 naira per sms.
240,000,000 X 3 naira = 720,000,000 naira
Big brother gained 720 million naira and the winner is getting 60million😂😂😂😂
Asides miscellaneous.
Big brother is a business man
#Mercy
#BBNajia2019
#BBNaijaFinale
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If it’s not about money you’re talking a rubbish!!!!😂🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿
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Friends that take pictures as fine as the one you take for them are scarce tbh😔
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I just remembered I didn’t tell y’all this gist about my conversation and experience with this girl on here..
Grab your popcorn dears😂
A thread!
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