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Just because you miss someone doesn’t mean you need them back in your life again. Missing someone is part of Moving on.
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can you imagine how hot we all would have seemed 600 years ago
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My brother took a picture of my Unc sleeping one time and put that on the computer background, he didn’t even know who it was, my Unc said “ Godamn who that ugly mf “ 😆
Godamn that’s me fvck all y’ll, fvck everybody!
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Eventually you will figure out who to keep close and who to keep at a distance. Unfortunately, it takes being wrong a few times to really learn what's best for you.
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I go out of my way for people. Whenever I see people “ I go out of my way!”
Read that back
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MAYBE WE FEEL EMPTY BECAUSE WE LEAVE A PIECE OF US IN EVERYTHING WE USED TO LOVE
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My phone just filmed a 2hour documentary in my pockets 😤
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Anyone else think it’s weird how Cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign
🫢
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
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In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day he checked the comments and replies, and got the idea for hell.
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For pride month you can’t say “let me get this straight…”, you have to say “just so we’re queer…”
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When a leg cramp sneaks up on you, that is a Trojan Charley horse
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Behind every smile, there's a story of a personal struggle.
Love yourself for who you are, and trust me, if you are happy from within, you are the most beautiful person, and your smile is your best asset ‼️
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knowing where to fish is more important than knowing how to fish
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There should be a reality show where project managers try to meet outrageous deadlines while developers keep introducing new features.
Turn the table around, watchu think huh 🤔
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Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman!
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There are 3 stages in a woman’s life;
- Pampers
- Always
- Depends
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Next time someone slides into your DM asking for a pic, send ‘em a picture of your bills
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Let me hear you say, Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers. 3 times really fast
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Bought a pair of sustainable
alligator shoes.
‘How do you know they’re authentic?’
‘I don’t have to cut my toe nails anymore!’
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People who talk to themselves tend to be great lovers.
Did you know that?
Yes, I did know that.
Thank you for asking.
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I’m a fvcking cowboy! Come on over and ride my horse, then I’ll ride you like a horse
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Studies show that men born between the 1st and the 31st day of the month are sexier than the others.
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Talk your shit! If you ever get the opportunity to rub it off on the people that did you dirty, don't miss! 💯 🪓⚔️🥊
#INSIDETHERE
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