Skhora Wora
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A beautiful mess. | A Development Planner. | Bigots will be blocked. | IG: @skhora_
Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined October 2010
I can't wait to get to the point in my life where I'm not always worried about money. 😭😭😭.
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Karma doesn't exist guys. You just have to be okay with knowing that the person who hurt you doesn't feel bad and isn't losing sleep over what they did to you.
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This is what happens when you don't leave KZN. You think the world begins and ends in that province. Asimazi nomazi lomntu.
If he plays his card right, Siboniso Duma will lead the ANC nationally soon…his popularity is more than that of the president currently.
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Imbi kengoku lento yalo Thulani because it may have been her dream to be Miss SA since primary school, but asizokwazi uba noMiss SA oyi rape apologist. Sorry kuye.
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Ndicela nithi HOOORAY!!! Happy Graduation Day to me. 3rd Wits degree in the bag. 😊🎉🎉🎉.
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You lot are living on a diet of alcohol and hot wings and are shocked that this generation is dying young? Umntu hasn’t eaten a vegetable that’s not a potato in years but okay, let’s blame the vaccine.
The vaccine is wiping out those who took it 1 by 1, especially the youth.
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There's no gender war. There's just women fighting for their humanity every day and men fighting to maintain their privilege at our expense.
This gender War between Men and Women is destroying humanity.
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Guys, have you ever heard of Vanessa Goosen? She was a 21-year old Miss SA finalist who spent 16 years in a Thai jail. Her crime? Bringing books back to SA that, unknowingly to her, were laced with drugs. 🙃 Do with this information what you will.
This is a long shot but here goes: we are looking for someone coming to South Africa from Lagos, Nigeria within the next few weeks to bring with for us books from one of our suppliers there. We are willing to give them an honorarium for this. Thank you, and please RT.
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I have no desire to permanently move abroad mna shem, so ingathi ngesizama uyilungisa le country. 😭.
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Life has stunned me into silence and humbled me in ways I never thought were possible. I have nothing to share. I can relate without telling you my whole life story and it will still be genuine. I’m also just more private about my stuff now.
For ex over-sharers… how did you stop sharing so much about yourself? How did you relate to people without feeling the need to be more open than you needed to be? Because 🧍🏾♀️🧍🏾♀️🧍🏾♀️.
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KK ku Muvhango has beeeeeeen ahead of the fashion industry then.
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You can always spot the guys who consume that alpha male content. They’re losers who have no respect for women. They also can’t interact normally because their brain has been fried by all that misogynistic crap. I’m sure he thought he ate after that initial text.
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So when men have dreams where they're having sex, it's a wet dream but when it happens to women it's a "spiritual husband"? 🤔.
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May was absolutely FABULOUS. 🥰❤️ Best Birthday month ever.
I think we’ve all had enough of this month. May photo dump 🤲🏾.
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Guys. Iphumile le MSc Development Planning. 😭😭😭 I have minor changes and corrections to make to my thesis, but otherwise, I'm quarter to being a Master's graduate. 😭😭💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽.
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Xa umntu engasakufuni, you know it. There's something in your gut that tells you. Icaca gca.
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Your spouse becoming hyper religious, years into your marriage is grounds tbh. We would have to wrap it up real quick.
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This is dumb. She died there. She was raped there. She was beaten there. Why on earth would you attach her name to the place where she took her last breath? Where she was violated? You guys don't think sometimes.
The @PostofficeSa should change the name Clareinch post office to Uyinene post office. No one should forget what happened in that post office. #UyineneMrwetyana #UyineneMrwetjana
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I wish I didn't feel everything so deeply. It's an amazing thing when I'm happy, but when I'm hurting? Unbearable pain.
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Y'all were in primary school in 2011? 💀 Yey. I'm old.
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Y'all do understand that systemically, men and women aren't on an equal footing right? That's why there's no such thing as reverse sexism. Once you understand this, you'll understand why your "jokes" about women will almost always constitute as misogyny.
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You guys have been crying for Miss SA to be more inclusive and accommodating of different types of women and now that they've removed some of the strict qualifying criteria, y'all are finding fault with the fact that more girls are finding the courage to enter this year. 😑.
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You're scared of her too, otherwise you would've named whoever you're talking about and said this with your chest.
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Umntu will withhold affection angakuchazeli ifeelings zakhe ude ucinge akakuthandi, only for them to catch feelings when you pay attention to the other people who are actively pursuing you. 😐 . Learn to speak up gents. Asiphelelanga kuni. Options galore.
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I think it's time I admitted this to myself. I'm emotionally unavailable. I want a relationship in theory, but I don't have the will and the desire to fully invest myself in anyone. The very thought makes me anxious.
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Siselela unxila njena beloveds, not uba sibe attractive.
There’s nothing attractive about being drunk.
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Ever since I used a Word template to make my CV look like this, I have recruiters calling me all the time. Putting your photo on it is also something I would advise.
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The girlies understand this tweet. It flew over the niggas' heads.
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@mmola_kentse She made her choice. I don't even feel bad for her. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
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I remember reading that book when I was about 19 or 20 and it broke my heart. She was pregnant at the time they arrested her and she had her baby in that prison. Just be careful taking things over the border for people. Even when it's family and friends.
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Sizwe's hot takes are not it. 😭 What kills me is that he thinks he's so profound. 😭🤣 He definitely should've been a white man.
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I’ve never felt the need to have inyama on the side after eating umphokoqo yazi. 🤣 Ndiyiva ngani apha ku Twitter lento.
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Am I the only one who feels like there’s been a concerted effort to sanitise Wendy Williams’ image since she got sick? Why are we forgetting that that lady was vile? 💀 She was not a good person.
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Adulting is difficult. I really don't find Midrand jokes funny. Trying to scrape together imali ye deposit neye rent is already hard enough. Imagine eye furniture kengoku on top of that. You end up buying it in drips and drabs because kunzima.
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I don't think people understand the depth of body image issues. Yho. I envy people who've never had that struggle. Imbi.
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This never happens. 😐 "There's this one ugly friend who's always available, should I bring her?" is not something women ever say. But I guess agenda > facts.
You know when amajita say "Please bring your friend" and the boss of the crew says "All the pretty girls are gone to their boyfriends, but there's this one ugly friend who's always available, should I bring her?". Ungam'bringi.
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Where relationships are concerned, just do you. We have very strong opinions apha ku Twitter that we sometimes don't implement in our own lives. Yenza lento ikholisa wena qha.
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Nguwe owrongo for finding this tweet kodwa bendikuhleba bhuti. 💀.
I hear you but perhaps you can stop watching and keep it moving no?😊.
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If you want to talk about range, then Thembi Matroshe is it. What a smart, well-spoken, intelligent woman.
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Not having a twang is not synonymous with having a speech impediment though. I understand the point she's trying to make. She could've just pointed out the classism and anti-blackness of it all.
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Heartbreak is terrible. I wouldn't wish it on anyone. It literally feels like your heart is aching. Akungeni nokutya xa intliziyo ibuhlungu. Ulala ulila every night, amehlo avuke edumbile every morning. All you want to do is lie in bed, even doing mundane tasks is a lot. 💔.
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I will never forget la December sasiphethwe ngu Babes Wodumo neDistruction Boyz. 😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥.
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We're currently going through the most as a country right now. We don't want any visitors.
A special message from Prince Harry: 'I can't wait to introduce my wife and son to South Africa! We'll see all of you very soon.' | @Channel24 .
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Men will pursue you, do and say all the right things and then when you let your guard down, they will embarrass and hurt you. 😭😭 Yho ha a. Ndiyawoyika mna shem. Ndinentliziyo encinci and I get hurt so easily.
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Financially, this month has been a crime scene. 😭💔 I can't believe it.
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I love that people think I'm unapproachable. Saves me from a lot of unnecessary interactions.
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The truth is, we are not living healthy lifestyles as ulutsha and we’re binge drinking every other weekend. How on earth are we not going to die of strokes, heart attacks and organ failure?.
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Imagine thinking your tertiary education makes you more deserving of government aid in a country where equal opportunity is a myth. Since when does having a Masters degree mean you deserve food and essentials more than the next person? Wow.
#R350 - this supposed to be R350 for ppl with matric , R700 with diploma , R1000 with degrees & R1500 for us unemployed with honours, masters etc not just generally we all get R350😴😪😏.
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Some degrees are easier than others though. It's just an immutable fact. It doesn't make them lesser than or inferior, it's just how it is.
Ayikho icourse elula. Kunyiwa yonke Indawo. Stop le mentality of thinking certain degrees are easier than others.
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The caption is what's putting me off. Rich people poking fun at poor people will never be funny. And ewe wethu, it is that deep. This is awful.
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2018 is going to be amazing. ☺☺☺.New city. New job. New beginnings.
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It’s actually spoken about quite a lot.
no one talks about the damage of constantly being desired but not loved all the way through.
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You're lying. People have been thirsting over Lorch since the song came out. Mihlali is actually joining the bandwagon late.
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The medication in question is ecstasy. Yho abelungu. 😭😭🤣.
A Cape Town family is racing against the clock to raise nearly R500 000 after their 32-year-old loved one was arrested for travelling without her prescription for the medication she takes.
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You don't always know where or how you got Covid yazi. And contrary to popular belief, testing positive doesn't mean you were out galavanting, having the time of your life.
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Lol. Ziyandihlekisa iimpendulo zenu xa umntu efuna umsebenzi apha. 💀."Is your CV up to date?" "Are you registered on Pnet?" "Have you tried going back to school and upskilling?" 😑😑😑.For some reason, you always assume that the job seeker is doing the bare minimum.
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So being a stay at home girlfriend involves centering your entire existence on a man, because you're so desperate to keep him and his money interested? Sounds like a full-time job to me.
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I can't believe universities had the capacity to loan students laptops this whole time but just didn't. 😐😐😐.
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I was doing 5 courses this year and I managed to bag distinctions in 3. 😭😭😭 Now all I have to do is finish my research report and I'll graduate with my Masters next year. 😭.
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South African YouTube content iyafana. You guys are all doing the same challenges, all playing the same games and featuring the same guests on your channels. It's becoming very redundant.
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I think that Musa account is starting to lie now. Uyaxoka la bhuti. Take everything he tweets with a pinch of salt.
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I promise you bantase, your intellect is not determined by whether or not you understand what the drop in oil price is going to mean from an economic perspective. Don't feel the need to comment on it if awazi. Not all of us are well versed in topics such as these and that's okay.
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Inoba South Africans will only start taking this virus seriously when people start dying. Maybe then people will just stay tf home.
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😭 I'm overwhelmed by how my partner chooses me every day. It's so new to me, it feels too good to be true.
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South Africans raised R471 000 in a little over 24 hours for someone's fees. I am in awe. Yho. I'm so happy for that girly. She can now graduate and start her job in January. 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉.
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Arrived at my new job. Been sitting in the car for 20 minutes. Soyiki ungena. 😂😂😑.
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I tried praying tonight for the first time in weeks and I couldn't stop crying. The only words I was able to utter were "Lord, please help me". I'm in the depths of despair. Ngaske ndilale ndingavuki.
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Did they really think the president would be bold enough to ban alcohol with immediate effect on live TV if he hadn't covered his bases legally? Bayandidika ooPhumzile van Damme.
There you go, banning of the sale of alcohol has been published. Sorry legal and parliamentary Twitter. So it’s banned legally now.
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"You're actually very smart" is a backhanded compliment beloveds. La "actually" uyakhabisa. Watch yourselves.
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Bayandoyikisa mna abantu who would do anything for imali. There has to be somewhere where you draw the line.
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I'm too passive aggressive to ever be a parent. I'd legit give my kids the silent treatment and I just don't think that's healthy parenting. 💀.
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They 100% are trying to be harmful and you can’t convince me otherwise. We like to gaslight married women on here about how they need to get over themselves when it comes to people wanting their husbands but if we’re being honest, the girlies can be unhinged and downright creepy.
What’s funny about this requesting to follow people’s husbands on IG chat is that the wives are telling you that they don’t like it but people are still going on about how they don’t mean any harm but they still won’t stop. See the irony in that? 🤣.
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I genuinely want to fall in love and feel safe in my feelings for one special person. I don't remember what that feels like. I don't remember what it feels like to be in love with someone who loves me back. Wow. Mandilale because ndiyagowa.😭😭😭😭😭.
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#GlowUpChallenge .2009/2010 vs. 2017/2018. Apart from the weight, I don't think the difference is all that dramatic.
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I asked for Savvy at the restaurant I'm at and the waitor told me they don't serve alcohol before 10am. He then brought me a coffee I didn't order, kanti the Savvy is inside the cup. 😂🤣 Love him so much.
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I don't have friends that I wouldn't trust around a boyfriend. I've never felt the need to enforce any type of boundaries because I've just never been worried about anything happening. 🤷🏽♀️ Also, my friends know what's appropriate and what isn't. A hug is harmless.
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Love that for her. Mna I don't even think I'd come. Ndingaza the following week when I'm sure you've unpacked.
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"I'm not like the other broke women who will ask you for money. I'm different. I'll ask my parents instead. PICK ME! PICK ME!!". Mkr. Hay inene niwaxabisile. I want better for y'all. Truly.
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Seems like you just wanted to get that off your chest.
Random question:. How many of your "friends/acquaintances" have you slept with? . Mna +-6.
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I remember writing a status last year on Facebook, venting about how I was sad and depressed after my appendectomy. My dad and my brother booked me a flight the very next day uba mandibuye. Dad even organised someone in JHB to take me to the airport. So yes. Indoda mayibe ne plan.
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Despite our best efforts to try and remain positive, 2020 is turning out to be a horrible year. 😭 No amount of optimism can salvage this shit show of a year. Yhu. 💔.
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