Sissyone
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a teeny tiny dash of blasphemy
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Someone said Jeffrey Dahmer wouldn’t stand a chance with this generation because he’d try to drug them and they’d just be stood in his kitchen chatting shit till 6am 😂😂
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@daisylandq
She’s literally smiling through parts of this like she’s enjoying reliving the moment
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@RealDeniseWelch
The omricon “variant” is to keep us all in a perpetual state of emergency in order to push the vaccinations and boosters the government have convinced so many that they need in order to socialise/protect people or even just to NOT DIE themselves.
It’s absolutely mind blowing!!
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In a dress size UK 14. CLINICALLY OBESE on the BMI!
Suck my dick fat shamers. I’m not fat.... I just need to grow a few inches taller!
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When I am bored, late at night, I text random numbers saying "you should really clean under your bed, it's filthy under here! PS I love you"
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34 years ago my dad didn’t pull out and now I have to pay bills and shit....
I didn’t sign up for this....
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My son just came and asked me if it’s true that you receive a text message from Prince Andrew on your 16th birthday and I am beside myself 😂😂😂
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Ladies!!! Do not be ashamed to smash on the first date.... just remember to say something like “I don’t normally do this” so he knows you’re a liar as well as a whore.
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Do I want to join Mrs Hinch’s cleaning tips on Facebook.
No, I fucking don’t. Here’s a tip for all you bitches sucking Mrs Hinch’s perfectly bleached asshole; polish your sideboard the same way you always have, Linda. It’s sufficient.
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33 never felt so good... you wouldn’t know though because don’t touch me....
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Yesterday, I went to town to clothe my bigger size. Ended up sobbing by the time I got to the 2nd store & had to leave- I felt insecure & a lack of range & availability in my size ended in a panic attack.
Today, I embraced my body but recognise that a change needs to be made
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If I text you and you open and ignore me; I'll take it as a mistake. You were busy. You forgot. Hectic lives, it happens.
If I text you multiple time and you STILL open and ignore me; I'll cut you off.
We are not friends anymore. You're jarring. its rude and it’s no behaviour
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When I was younger I was playing in the alley and fell down, grazed my knee pretty bad! It was bad times.
I didn’t have Twitter back in like 1994 so I’m just telling you now....
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Happy birthday to my big sister Shen
@Afterglow85
wishing you the bestest of days.
May your day be merry and bright! And May all your christmases be white. 😙🙃
Love you very a many’s
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My friend has really changed since becoming a vegetarian.... it's like I've never seen herbivore.
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If we have 17 mutual friends on Facebook and I haven’t sent you a Friend request - know it’s because I don’t like you and think you’re a cunt.
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If I see one more of you people MOANING about being stuck at home... STUCK AT HOME!!!!!!!
HOW DARE YOU COMPLAIN....
There are people out here; medical reception staff, dental workers, care workers, nurses, doctors...
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Peace, Love and a Selfie that doesn’t really even look like me! Happy hump day tweeps!
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Sad about being alone on Valentines day?!? Don’t be, nobody loves you any other day of the year either.
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How I felt about Christmas shopping today! Got it done and was home by 11 💪🏻😂
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To all the girls who say gentlemen don't exist anymore!? They do but Gentlemen are attracted to LADIES, not sluts.
Soz!
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I’m allowed to walk around my house naked..... if you get caught looking into my house whilst I am naked then your punishment is also seeing me naked... jokes on you.
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I don’t always look like my profile picture.... but when I do I’ve spent a good two hours on the result you’re seeing there..... the least you can do is fucking like it.
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I don't always look like my profile picture, but when I do I've spent a good 3 hours on the result you see there......so like the fucking picture you ignorant assbags! It's Hard work making an average-looking, ginger/albino look like that fine, young specimen of woman! 😂😂😂
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Someone just asked me if I wanted to see their 🥒💦
I’ve kicked right off because- I don’t know where they come from but the universal emoji for Dick is the 🍆
You don’t just get to change it because you feel fancy... mmmkay.
Take your cucumber water and fuck off! Disgrace.
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When Matt Hancock said 15 million jabs to freedom I didn’t think he meant per fucking person ……
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Before..... before I full on SNOT SLUGGED my face... bastard bitch.
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We made a new chicken coop for Bernadette, Agnes, Jemima, Ivy, Bella and Edith!!!
With recycled wood from an old bed! Proper chuffed!
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Happy birthday to me!!!! Some of my lovely gifts! Got a gorgeous pair of earrings from my lovely sister
@Afterglow85
thank you for spoiling me!
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This morning we said goodbye to our grandad, Paddy. My heart is broken.
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