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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
2 years
Philippians 4:13 I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. ♥️
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@Sir__Max1
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2 years
Amushelelo is fighting for black empowerment, let’s just support him. Namibia is ours!
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@Sir__Max1
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4 years
Your boyfriend cheats on you almost everyday, but you are here going on about Sunny boy being trash. Leave that trash first!
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@Sir__Max1
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8 months
When war strikes one day, we know where to run to. A brother 🤝
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Eagle FM Namibia
8 months
Botswana President Dr. Mokgweetsi E.K Masisi has directed that flags fly at half-mast throughout Botswana from Monday until the late President Hage Geingob is laid to rest.
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@Sir__Max1
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2 years
IUM, UNAM and NUST are both institutions of high learning. 🌚
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@Sir__Max1
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2 years
You can’t open a bar in Namibia without a liquor license, yet Chinese who don’t have trade certificates, fitness certificates and not banking their money are protected by NAMPOL for selling fake goods which a black person is not allowed to sell. Let’s protest!!!!!!
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@Sir__Max1
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4 years
Zooming people’s pictures just to body shame them it is not even funny 🚮 Immaturity!
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@Sir__Max1
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2 years
“Amushelelo is just trying to score votes” Hey, put politics aside and Think! 💀
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@Sir__Max1
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4 years
Why would you sneak ouf of quarantine facilities because of sex ? 💀
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
2 years
Dear Namibians, if you guys really want to change Namibia, time is now. Amushelelo needs your support, The revolution cannot triumph without the action or support of all us Namibians. Namibia is ours!
@namibiansun
Namibian Sun
2 years
BREAKING: Police chief Sebastian Ndeitunga has ordered the arrest of NEFF commissar for economic development Michael Amushelelo for "inciting violence and looting" at China Town today. "There are established channels that he can follow against abusive employers," he said.
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@Sir__Max1
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4 years
Kwanyama huns are so beautiful and well mannered ♥️ The rest of you can ignore my DMs.
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@Sir__Max1
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1 year
No Dlani. I know two people who don’t have close relationships with their mothers, after listening to their stories. I actually understand them. Every human being (including your own mom) can be toxic. You and I should be grateful, but let’s not judge them.
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@Sir__Max1
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5 years
“So how was the fight ?” D naff: Ae omwene okwati osha gwana. 😂😂😂 #MTCKnockoutProject
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@Sir__Max1
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3 years
I hope y’all find jobs soon. 🕯♥️
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@Sir__Max1
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4 years
Before you travel talk to God and your ancestors to protect you. ❤️
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
4 years
Why do you want to be a friend to everyone? It’s okay to know everyone, but don’t be their friends.
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
4 years
Our students in Cuba want their bags this shouldn’t go on deaf ear pls 😩 let’s keep tweeting about it so the government answer them.
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
5 years
Ladies and gentlemen Bernadus Swartbooi is in parliament 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
3 years
11 months left for you to get your driver’s licenses guys. Focus ♥️
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@Sir__Max1
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2 years
Aawambo people believe that there is a big snake underground and if it breathes, every person found near will die especially those who are found digging wells. 🤣 It’s actually high concentration of methane but not a snake.
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
4 years
I don’t know why but a text from my mom or siblings during morning hours scares me a lot 😂😂😂💀
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@Sir__Max1
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4 years
Wtf is wrong with goats ? 😑😑😩
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@Sir__Max1
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6 years
May your CV fall in good hands this year, be patient & pray! 🙏
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@Sir__Max1
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4 years
Hi guys, I am opening a bar here in Outapi. Drinks 🍻, carwash and Kapana will be available 😊. Posters and everything coming out on Monday 🙏🏽 Come support us, we ll do takeaways!
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
4 years
Don’t forget to have sex guys. Have sex!
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@Sir__Max1
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4 years
Good morning my president @hagegeingob please consider removing this curfew thing. It’s unnecessary. Regards
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
3 years
Why do you want to video call people you are not dating?
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
4 years
Shoprite to sue its 93 employees? Wtf no, our ancestors should wake up. Namibia stand up, let’s boycott shoprite I am in. Let everyone know please, they are our brothers, sisters and cousins!
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
4 years
I really prefer swiping than having cash with me. 💀
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
1 year
Crime doesn’t pay, there is nothing better you can justify here. Just keep quiet and stop annoying us. I have a very bad experience with thieves, so I will never sympathize thieves tsek!!!
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
2 years
In education system there is what we call extra mural activities and they are important as they allow kids to develop skills and abilities other than that of the academic related, but equally important in their lives. I hope the boy excels well in his dancing talent. Tambula ♥️
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
8 months
You people want a scammer and fraudster to become a president? Then you guys can as well give us Sacky from Jail please.
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
3 years
Your partner should be your best friend too. ❤️
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
1 year
It’s just not Twitter, the people you insult here everyday will receive your CVs or sit with you in boardrooms tomorrow. These people know your names guys. Learn how to use social media guys. ❤️
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
3 years
To be quiet honest, having a WiFi is a basic need.
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@Sir__Max1
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3 years
I can’t afford not to pray. I ask everything from God! ♥️
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
2 years
Sending my whole 3% to my girlfriend tomorrow, because she is everything good that happened to me this year. ♥️🌚
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
3 years
Just because you got vaccinated now you want to be William Shakespeare of Twitter, oh relax and educate people with kindness. 🌚 It’s actually not a competition.
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
1 year
Guys a uniform is a symbol of something beyond just it being clothes. It comes with certain representations, values and belongings. 🤦🏾
@Black_Jesus1
Black jesus
1 year
Atupangwa keenkolwe chakalunga😂🤦🏾😂
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@Sir__Max1
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3 years
If alcohol makes you to be absent from work, then you are abusing it and you need to change.
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@Sir__Max1
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4 years
Did shortlisting today, and your girlfriends & boyfriends (who are qualified teachers from high institutions) do not know what does “maiden name” mean?🌚 uhm..
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
3 years
No accidents recorded, people don’t drive fast anymore because of high petrol prices. Everything has an advantage. ❤️
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@Sir__Max1
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3 years
People with boring sex should date each other please.
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@Sir__Max1
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4 years
Tate Shiimi became a minister of finance, now people are even getting paid on Sundays. Who does that ? 😂😂😂
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
5 years
Been at work today till 18:00. Shortlisting forms of approximately 200 applicants, but only maybe 60 made it through to be called for an interview. What I have noticed today is that, these kids don’t know how to fill up the forms 💔😫 might make a thread tomorrow for y’all!
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
4 years
Stop forcing conversations with people who don’t want to converse with you.
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
3 years
Tate Kalunga aka Grootman of salvation, please when it’s my time please don’t call me through a car accident. 😭💀 Asseblief my boeta!
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
2 years
Ancestors are not demons, we are Africans. Connect!
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
4 years
During a relationship break do you cheat or still stay faithful? Asking for Frieda.
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@Sir__Max1
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2 years
My friend that works for FNB with a white polo found love now he has been drinking Savannah non alcoholic for a month. Why do women like changing men like this ? 🌚
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
2 years
People who “apparently” don’t have time for politics irritate me so much, you don’t have time with something that is affecting you every day? You literally do not care because you are well-off. Look, people are suffering!
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4 years
Ashike FNB charges will humble you 😭🤣🤣🤣 to kothapo ike, shi toka penduka owunako nale o N$ 2.00 ko account.
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
3 years
No one will choose a Wildtrack over an Amarok V6. Rest, Amarok is a beautiful car please. ❤️
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
2 years
NAMPOL is protecting Chinese over its people, that is it!
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
3 years
If you cheat on me, I will leave you alone. Hate to be disrespected. 🌚
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
5 years
Do you guys call this Kapana? If yes, then we have Kapana in North.
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
3 years
For people in Outapi to learn how to use ATMs fast. 🕯
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
11 months
I believe so much in education, and I love seeing people completing their studies. Please go to school or finish that course.
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
3 years
We also didn’t have water in Outapi for the past three weeks. Sometimes we bath with sand or petrol. 😭💔
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
3 years
My mom will call me early in the morning just to tell me deaths of people I don’t even know. 🤦🏾‍♂️
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@Sir__Max1
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3 years
Congratulations 🎊🍾 to all the IUM graduates 🎓. Let’s take care of Namibia, when you get the chance to deliver please do it. ♥️
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@Sir__Max1
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1 year
As a country we need to be grateful of the idea of NSFAF to pay students N$2400 per month. ❤️ A change of that magnitude shouldn’t go unnoticed. We truly need to appreciate our government for that.
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@Sir__Max1
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2 years
Farming is very expensive and tiring, goats giving birth nonstop but they don’t want to breastfeed their kids or some don’t have milk at all. Why tf do animals trying to be absent mothers too ? If possible let’s just stick to alcohol beloveds. 😭
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
3 years
Natis has introduced local languages? This is my time to shine and get me a license guys. 😭🥺
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
4 years
Relationships are a waste of time. 🚮 Imagine, me checking up on a person every after 3 hours or something? Ae give me zero colleagues 🤣 I have better things to do in life.
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
3 years
I read a devastated cheating story on IG, women ae. 💔
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@Sir__Max1
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6 years
Do you guys even pray? Let's pray ouens!
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
5 years
Dogg copied a whole logo ? Ano uusama wa Dogg owo wina 💀😂😂
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
5 months
Academic wise, Job Amupanda is an inspiring person to many!!!
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
3 years
Sundays are personal, stay home and think!
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
2 years
Why would you kill your girlfriend and kids ? Kids ? Bruuh 💔💔
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
3 years
SuperAweh lasts 2 or 3 days only. This is a scam. @MTCNamibia
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
5 years
People supporting Hage are either benefiting from the system or their parents are busy chopping money within the system then there is YOU. Yakwetu there is nothing good about Hage just let people to protect their breads or make their names. We know 😂😂😂😂
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
3 years
To be quite honest I have a beautiful, caring, giving and smart girlfriend. 🌚
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
3 years
Stop wasting your little last money in the name of supporting friends who don’t go extra for you during your bad days. ❤️
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
4 years
I spoke to someone from Dr’s village today. 😂😂😂😂 😭😭😭😭😭guys. That guy is a legend.
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
5 years
Get any job for now, while waiting for your dream job.
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
4 years
Nangwee ngu ho pula aanhu ee favors odhindji dhindji oto popi kombinga yo save money 💰 , ninga nee ho kutha ko saving yoe mboli 😂
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
3 years
I cannot afford to skip a day without praying, no!
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
3 years
Why would you leave your own mom with 21 kids and go stay in the city ? What selfishness is that ?
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
3 years
Guys, if your girlfriend sells lunch packs do you buy from her everyday or do you just get for free ? Asking for oomf. 🌚
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
2 years
Internet people are very funny and weird, one minute they are insulting strangers with their mothers, tomorrow they have suicidal thoughts and want support from same strangers. Next week they are hungry and want strangers to buy them cheese burgers. 😭😭
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
4 years
Insults are a big turn off to me. I don’t participate in such nonsenses.
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
3 years
We have a lot of picky graduates in Namibia, come attack me I will be online guys.
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
3 years
Why do students think we should feel pity for them because they are writing exams? Tsek
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
3 years
Now we shouldn’t go drink after your funeral? Owa kolwa? 😂
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Sir Max
5 years
Polo TSI are beautiful cars 🔥, just that people who drive such cars are always single and they don’t change their wigs. I don’t know why 🌚
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
3 years
All stars are elite shoes.
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
4 years
Your so called boyfriend will go on a trip with his friends, leaving you behind because you forced that relationship onto him. 💀 Date your type guys!
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
4 years
People won’t share their Netflix passwords with you. Because y’all share it with your boyfriend as well 🌚. Now imagine you & your boyfriend on my Netflix account?
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
4 years
People who write “ochili” instead of “oshili” or “otshili” are so annoying
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
4 years
I am such a kind and helpful person maanh. Tate Kalunga needs to check up on me always..🌚
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
2 years
The huns will eat your money in the name of “you are nice”, and go back to their boyfriends. Don’t say I didn’t warn you majitas.
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
4 years
Don’t just disagree because your favorite tweeps have also disagreed. Please, learn to think for yourself too.
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Sir Max
3 years
People who schooled at combined schools can’t swim. 🌚
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
5 years
How about y’all start paying for your girlfriends at driving school so they get their licenses? I am talking to y’all in relationships. 🌚
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
3 years
If that boy is not arrested until tomorrow then we are failing to protect women as a country.
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Sir Max
1 year
A lot of you are not patriots, a country can’t be bashed like that and expect people not to cook him. Namibia is ours, and we should defend it anytime!
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
4 years
Goat meat doesn’t need funny ingredients please. Stop stressing me 🌚
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
5 years
Your partner can’t even afford super aweh but you are saying you want a car as a gift in V 😭😭😭😭 from who ?
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@Sir__Max1
Sir Max
4 years
Told this one I am hungry and she bought me food. Women are caring if they like you 🥺
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