Not a lot of people know this but I grew up in Naraina Vihar, West Delhi right next to Chetan Bhagat’s house and he would criticise his mom all the time to my parents. In fact it was my parents that would try to explain to him that what he’s doing is wrong.
I may fight or find many faults with my mother but I won’t go criticising her in the neighbours house.
I may find a hundred things wrong with my country but I won’t go criticise it publicly on an international stage.
Maybe it’s just me, but some things are just not done.
Imagine how your grandparents (who gave up their youth to fight the British) would feel when they found out your entire personality is Manchester United
There are a lot of things that are tough about being gay in India.
The toughest thing though- has got to be having Vivek Agnihotri on your side, while you’re fighting for your rights.
NO. Same sex marriage is not an ‘urban elitist’ concept. It’s a human need. Maybe some sarkari elites drafted it who have never travelled in small towns & villages. Or Mumbai locals.
First, same sex marriage is not a concept. It’s a need. It’s a right.
And in a progressive,
When people say things like “Sharukh is the most humble guy I’ve met” they’re basically saying “if I was as successful as him I’d be spitting on peoples faces, I can’t believe he said hi”
I was extremely tired so I said “main sona chahta hoon”
Suddenly a crypto bro popped out of nowhere and said “but bitcoin is a better investment than gold”
Mannn I was talking to this woman in the audience at my show on Saturday and she said that she’s a child psychologist so I asked if it’s anything like ‘say Na something with Anupam uncle’ and no one in the crowd got the reference. I’m so mad
*Me listening to Atif Aslam*
Friend: hey don’t listen to that.
Me: why
Friend: We’re boycotting Pakistani artists.
Me: ok but ab toh aadat si hai mujhko aise jeene main.
Decided to stand outside the lingerie store while my wife went inside so that I don’t look like a creep to the other women.
But now I’m standing alone right outside a la senza looking like a bigger creep
In Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi, Anushka almost cheats on Shahrukh but Shahrukh is the one conning her by being the man she cheats with so now despite being the one who's cheating... she ends up with trust issues?
@iAMNArcissist_
@chetan_bhagat
Undoubtedly. There was a certain Pathak aunty on the second floor of the F block and if the ball (while playing cricket) ever went into her house- she would never return it. One day Chetan just sold all his crypto and bought her house to give us back our balls.
I can’t imagine asking my relatives to sign NDA’s before coming to my wedding.
Indian uncles will be taunting some shit like “Vishwas naam ki bhi koi cheez hoti hai ki nai?”
Thinking about the time when a meme page used a clip from my stand up video with their logo.
So I reuploaded it on my page and then they asked me to credit them ON MY JOKE. 🤗🤗❤️
Once in school, the history teacher asked me a question about Gandhiji’s non violence and non cooperation movement. I got the answer wrong and the teacher beat me up.
This is all you need to know about the Indian education system.
This post is only 45 minutes old as of now. If there’s anyone in this area can just have a look at this dog and get him out of here I’ll be indebted to you forever
@Shailesh_SRP563
@chetan_bhagat
Yes not a lot of people know that most fights he had with his mum were because she never supported his dancing career. In fact he gave Farah Khan her big break
Judge: But why you take undue advantage of other’s religious sentiments and emotions. What is wrong with your mindset? How can you do this for the purpose of your business?
Your parents try to discipline you in your childhood because they know that when you grow up this same discipline will help you get a good job and afford therapy.
Anupam Kher on Naseeruddin Shah's statement: There’s so much freedom in the country that you can abuse the army, badmouth the air chief and pelt stones at the soldiers. How much more freedom do you need in a country? He said what he felt like, it doesn’t mean it’s the truth.
The extreme amounts of privacy at the
#VickyKatrinaWedding
is obviously Katrina’s idea.
I’m sure Vicky isn’t missing any chance to flex how he’s marrying up