This week’s long form post brought to you by @SocialismSucs. Give her a follow! —— I want to talk about a phenomenon I noticed yesterday. As you are probably aware, President Trump signed tariffs into reality against Canada and Mexico last night. Prior to the release of this information, Canadian idiots were losing their minds and threatening to “bring the United States economy down!” Um. Sure. The entire Canadian GDP is $2.7T in American dollars. The United States Internal Revenue Service posted a tax collection of $4.44T in 2023. Combined with Mexico, the total GDP of the American “enemies” in this trade war is $3.93T. America taxes their own people more than your entire domestic product. I promise you we’re not even going to notice your “economic devastation”. But this isn’t quite what I want to talk about. During the back and forth exchange in which I more or less crushed the feeble arguments of more than two dozen mental incompetents with Canadian, Ukraine and (for some reason) trans flags in their bios, I noticed a strange phenomenon: the majority of these accounts were a year or more old, unverified, and had fewer than 100 followers. This was a source of hilarity to me, and I was quick to point out that if you’ve been on social media for a year and not even five dozen people are interested in what you have to say, perhaps you need to self reflect. (I recognize that this is an “appeal to the masses” argument. It is still valid when we’re discussing the actions of a president supported by a majority of the population. We did, in fact, vote for exactly what Trump is doing and we support it.) I do not believe that these people are bots. Their responses were too myriad. The deviations in syntax too widespread, and the spelling and grammar blunders too creative to attribute to a single programmed source. However, I do wonder where the relevance these people claim comes from. They clearly are not well informed— one told me, apropos of nothing, that Canada could “easily stop an invasion of the US military.” Um. Canada has an armed forces of 44,000 people. America has 138 MILLION armed CIVILIANS. Canada’s less than intelligent Prime Minister just declared he was going to confiscate “assault weapons” (whatever those are) and send them to Ukraine, while we in America are building more AR15s at HOME than Canada has military personnel. I appreciate every single follower I have, and I thank you all, each and severally, for being here with me. It surprises me and humbles me that so many of you think what I have to say is important, relevant, or at least worth laughing at. It astonishes me that anyone can be on this platform and not see their follower base grow. This isn’t about monetization. It’s about saying something of meaning and importance. When I have someone attempt to attack my arguments, and I examine their post history for clues to their point of view, and their account tells me that they have almost no support, I have to wonder what makes them think for even a second that they are so confidently in the right that they can open a dialogue by calling someone a retard. This is ME talking. “F**king retard” is, like, my third favorite phrase, particularly when responding to Hairy Sissy or Taterhead Schiff, but I like to feel I’ve earned the privilege of saying that because a bunch of people have CHOSEN to follow me, in theory because they like what I write. I want to wrap with two points. The first is that I appreciate this responsibility and promise to use its power for good, or at least for something really funny. And second, before you bother to engage with someone attacking your posts, pop to their profile and see who thinks they’re worth listening to— odds are if it’s not many people then you probably shouldn’t be listening to them, either. Throw them a block and move on past. Thanks for being here. -SK-

@DerrickEvans4WV Donald Trump has been working for all Americans since 2016. He’s been nothing but vilified by democrats. Same weather. Different day.

RT @RDobihal: lolz

@Sullivan_PhD76 How about you shut the fuck up? President Trump is doing exactly what we sent him to do and it is democrats, not patriots, screeching about it. Nothing he’s done is against the Constitution, you dumb fuck.

@MaciJones69 Every boy playing guns in the back yard knows what that is. I fought off many a Cobra Trooper and Gamalon Soldier with the CS (Combat Stick) MK 4. (MKs 1-3 broke under extreme conditions.)

@MadamSavvy Thank you for what you do, Savvy. I only found you recently, but I appreciate your flavor of weird. It’s like Wintergreen Mint!

I don’t like Piers Morgan. But I like this part of him.

RT @elonmusk: Yup

@FBGreatMoments Stopped his feet.

@RDobihal Renee, I’ll turn on notifications and repost what I see you posting. Hopefully that helps.

@MattyBased86 @RDobihal I use the word fuck like a comma and my engagement has been steadily growing.

RT @TiffMoodNukes: Hey .@RepMaxineWaters Yeah I’m talkin’ to you, wig The Black Lagoon is missing its creature, wig You’ve made death…

@FreckledLiberty Did you grade it A-F and draw a little mustache on it before you sent it back?

@DelusionPosting The sane Red Cross they gave funds to Hamas Andrew failed to make a single wellness check on their hostages? Yeah, fuck you, Red Cross.

Hey dumb fuck, maybe you should go back to school until you learn how the Constitution works. Literally only ONE member of the executive branch is elected. That means every motherfucking person in the branch OTHER than Donald Trump is “unelected”. Sit the fuck down and contemplate how retarded you are.

@redsteeze No. I don’t waste time with those “sources” and don’t care what they say or do.

@Sadie_NC @KEVINMAGA2024 Depends. Am I PAYING or RECEIVING $10M? Eh. Either way it’s still more entertaining than what the NFL calls football.

@DerrickEvans4WV

RT @Nichole05507742: 🇺🇸Buckle up, we’re just getting started America.🇺🇸

@Alphafox78 I’ll tell you when I get there.

RT @VividProwess: The Red Cross shakes hands with Hamas. The same Red Cross that didn't visit the Israeli hostages once, didn't ensure the…