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Scenes kesho:
Acha tusimame hapa Ngara tuchukue Johnte wa Maforeign
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I wish Raila loses that AU sit so he can have a biography full of failure
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In case we find out Safaricom are in collaboration with DCI to arrest innocent tweeps by giving them our data we will boycott that company. SAFARICOM BE WARNED!
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Safaricom collaborated with the killers by switching off the internet that day so that what was happening on ground could not go viral. Safaricom have always been our enemy
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But sijawai elewa why MPs are given sitting allowance, like si it's your job to go to parliament ama ni nini ulikua ufanye. Mbona tunawalipa kuattend parliament sitting, in fact it should even attract a penalty for an MP to miss a sitting. Cut all unnecessary expenditures!
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Then...one day we all left and no one knew it was our last game together
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Enyewe Gen Zs we are ungovernable, kuna pastor amesema ati Mungu amemwambia Gen Z tunahitaji leader ukaskia huko nyuma "leta number ya huyo Mungu tumsalimie" enyewe mmejam gaddamit 😂
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ANOTHER HACK GUYS!
Kesho kama unaeza pata bendera ya Kenya beba, the police cannot teargas or kumwagilia hio maji yao kwa that flag.
Viva!
#RejectFinanceBill2024
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Sai unashuka pale Archives kama umeanza kupiga nduru ndio wezi wadhani ushaibiwa😂
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They are saying most bodies being retrieved are women, ok reason with me, that day in Githurai they were shooting stray bullets in the market. What kind of people are most likely to be in the Market if not women.
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The next batch of CSs are from Raila's side, nakuambia bado hamjakasirika ya kutosha😂😂😂😂
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Ruto anatuita negotiation as if ni mahari tunalipa, kwani ameskia tunataka kuoa Charlene. NO ROOM FOR NEGOTIATION!
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It’s funny how drug addicts only take 2 hours kutafta pedi mwenye DCI wametafta for a decade
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Unapanda rooftop usiku kuota jua alafu majirani wanadhani umeenda kuvuta bangi😐
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Scenes kesho:
"We are now approaching londiani"
We mzee nilisema London si londiani
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Mbona hukupick call yangu?
Her: Nlikuwa nafeel sijui aje.
"Sijui aje"👇
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*Kenyan billionaire is in the Titanic submarine before filing KRA returns"
Ruto:
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Martha Karua is the true evidence that women will always bring nothing to the table.
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Kuishi pekee yako hukua tricky sana, ukiingia kwa keja unanyamaza. Utaongea kesho.
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Kwani unadate Martha Karua.
Let’s do a thread of photos of twitter Ninjas with their girlfriends
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Kuishi pekee yako makes someone very lazy, mimi kwangu napikanga nikianza kutetemeka.
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Majuu unapata a 21 year old ako na gari with a stable income lakini wa Kenya, ako Juja.
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Nilikula mumama hadi akaniambia my daughter needs someone like you😂
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We had Streamlined the country until Raila Odinga came in & he got us back to default settings. Huyo Mzee alaaniwe, Kiino sana.
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Btw mzungu akikupea mechi unafaa kucheza hadi extra time to revenge colonization.
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Mmesema tunaanza saa ngapi buana hasira itanimaliza kwa hii nyumba
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Lakini don't you guys see this kushikwa tunaichukulia so lightly, mtu anashikwa for nothing alafu anaachiliwa but still no one is held accountable. Tumeanza ku normalize this na itafika mahali watu watashikwa wakienda missing hivo tu
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A Brain with a Master's Degree in Computer science,JKUAT with a dream was splattered outside the parliament building, a building meant to fight for his rights. A bullet meant to protect him is now taking him out alafu tunaitwa criminals. Sijai kasirika hivi enyewe RUTO MUST GO.
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Siku nitavalia hio graduation regalia nitalia kwanza na nipige nduru moja safi because this school thing is really tormenting me.
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Nimeboeka, wacha niweke ngoma za Khaligraph Jones anigombanishe.
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Unafanya calculations exam room unashangaa mbona answer inakaa familiar kumbe iko karibu kufanana na till ya locals
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Kwa relationship mimi simu nayo lazima niangalie, heri nishikwe na stress kuliko kaswende.
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At this point kama si Jacob Juma ako alive basi ni sisi tumekufa.
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Hakuna watu walikua wananishtua highschool kama wenye walikua wanapiga story Morning prep, sasa unaongea nini hii asubui yote
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Redmi users be like ' mwisho nilicharge hii simu ni last year' maumbwa😂
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Kesho lazima nifike Manchester niulize Onana maswali mbili tatu before season ianze
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Alafu sasa the government will come up with a stupid explanation that a protester snatched a gun from the police and shot K24 journalist Catherine Wanjeri Kariuki. Alafu mnasema we back down while we are dealing with a murderer in the name of a President.
#RutoMustGo
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I love the way Kiss Tv minds its own business, sai kura zinahesabiwa lakini huko ni "Kingfisher panty remover" inagonga😂😂
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This is Rex when he was leaving for Demonstration on Thursday.
Justice for Rex✊
RIP REX
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Mnaona Gaitho amenona mnadhani ni mafuta kumbe mwili imejaa hasira
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"Mr President they say you set a thief to catch a thief that's why we elected you to finish corruption"
Hii swali nayo ni moto,
THE FEAR IS GONE 😂
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Eating Pilau is all fun until upatane na mguu ya kitanda in the name of spices.
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Ule msee alipanga letters kwa keyboard kwani angezieka in order angekufa, mbwa.
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Prostitution is the only business where a seller goes home with the product after selling it. 😂
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CRE ya primary ilikuwa na uongo mingi sana, sasa nikiokota 20bob nipeleke kwa Chief 😂
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Watu huvuta Dunhill hudhani cancer yao itakuja kama imepiga luku😂
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Nikikumbuka zile brains zilikua nje ya Parliament full of unfulfilled dreams natokwa na wazimu.
#RutoMustGo
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Gen Z mtamaliza Zakayo na stress buana, mlisema mnaenda JKIA polisi wote wakaenda huko sai tumejaa CBD woiii.
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Lakini BookTen alikua ameenda kutafuta nini kwa Cardi B, aki Omwami wewe😂
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Usiwai date dem mkamba. I'll explain when i get out of this bottle.😭
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Venye gym instructors wanashika madem wenyu heri tu wangu anone hadi atoshane na Omanga.
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Yani unang'ang'ana kufungua bra polepole alafu matiti zinaporomoka kama mawe za maandamano.😭
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Msichana mmoja mwenye ako Israel ajitolee apee Kimuzi bana our boy amejaribu sana
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Relationship ata si ngumu, shida ni commitment. Kutextiana kila siku nikama mnauziana mashamba.
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Tuko na manzi yako hapa tunamshika matako na anasmile tu kama mjinga.
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Huyu ameingia swimming pool akinyesha, sema kuturn water into wine 😂
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Mkipatana na mtu amebeba rungu na analeta chaos huyo ni goon si Gen Z, you know what to do.
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Zile nguo madem huvaa wakiendea mandazi asubui zinaeza fanya uache kazi yako uanze kupika mandazi
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Huku Mombasa mtoto wa class 4 ako na matako kubwa kuliko mkikuyu ako campus😂😂
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If her phone rings and she says "Sasa huyu anataka nini? “ that's Him, your teammate.
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The next thing is to liberate our parents from Tribalism, coz wtf ati usilete mjaluo hapa🥲
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Chelsea in the Conference League next season with £1B on the pitch😂
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GUYS Another hack!
Ukishikwa na plain clothes cops, just shout "mwizi mwizi mwizi".......and wait.
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My wife will go down as The Best First Lady Kenya has ever had. Ama namna gani?
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Mko kwa line ya cashier kwa supermarket alafu couples wako mbele wanaleta mapenzi kwa line mnasonga polepole. Mi siku moja nitapiga watu flying kick waanguke kwa snacks uko
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Kesho KOT Socha asijaribu kuja kutuuzia dawa za mende,panya na kunguni kwa ndege.
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Mabeshe zangu huniitia pombe alafu nikikataa wanapea madem simu wanisalimie
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Mum typing...
Mum typing...
Mum typing...
45mins later...
"Nataka kukublock, nifinye wapi?"
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Mtu hungoja how long ndio aitishe mechi in a new relationship? I've been waiting for 11 minutes now.
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Kukosa mtu with this weather ni life threatening buana, imebidi nifikirie uongo za Ruto ndio hasira ichemshe damu kwa mwili at least niskie joto. It's not easy
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As a man ukidinyiwa dem you should take that secret to the grave with you.
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