SirDimetrious
@SirDimetrious
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This is how Tormentor's look at you while you dump 70 mags full of machine gun ammo into them
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All of the people from my high school days are either pregnant or attending raves every night. Thank god im keeping the integrity of the school alive by playing video games for a living.
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My wife's friend asked me if I could edit a video for her where her cat sneezing would cause an explosion. I went slightly overboard.
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If Apex gets any more popular, Fortnite gonna have to press this button
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We have identified an issue where players in Destiny 2 are having trouble communicating with women. Due to this issue, we suggest that you go outside.
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Watching Rohan die after knowing him for a total of 13 seconds
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About 3 months after we started dating, I recognized the backdrop of a pin that she had from when she played T-Ball. We looked through her storage and discovered that we were on the same baseball team when we were like 6.
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I have a strange feeling that Sony is about to execute Bungie's CEO.
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Not sure how much Destiny 2 I got left in me at this point
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How it feels when somebody tries explaining raid mechanics to you
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PSA: Turbo building is broken. p.s I used to do this same move all the time using turbo build for many months
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How to deal with big brained individuals in your Fortnite chat
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I did some digging, and I think I know what's plaguing Destiny 2
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I'm getting real scary with my builds 🔥somebody call the fire police 👨🚒
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Ninja had to defend this on stream apparently. Don’t kid yourselves, this is hilarious and shouldn’t need an apology.
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Unpopular opinion: Apex Legends got boring kind of fast.
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The 5G national emergency alert just went off WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?
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I got accused of wall hacking and he asked to see my screen so I sent him this
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Damn, Destiny 2 has become so negative lately. Let's spread some positivity by sharing your favorite Gambit map!.
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I just bought 40 levels of the season pass while I was in the tower, and three dudes that saw me started cooking me up in the local chat.
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There is nothing worse than being able to hear somebody’s keyboard while they are playing.
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He is taking serious issue with the playstyle that I had 2,920 days ago.
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"You just mock peoples building videos because you can't do them yourself" 🐸☕️
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my 90s are deadass 🤣 goated bruh 🐐. NO CAP on god 👼 dead ass broooo ☠️🍑 I just slapped 👋 my peen 🍆 on this bots 4Head bruh 🤣 im so lit 🔥. Like and comment if I'm the most underrated builder bruh 🤑😎.
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Bungie should hire me to make all of the new pvp maps. I played Little Big Planet 1 and 2. I know what I am doing.
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I feel like out of nowhere, it has become commonplace on Destiny 2 youtube videos to just straight up lie in the title about what the video is about.
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BREAKING: Stephen A. Smith to conduct a full length investigation at Epic Games Headquarters
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Nick looking like a navy seal poking his head out of the swamps during a rescue mission
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BREAKING: Rumors are circulating that following the success of Lightfall, Bungie are planning to introduce Nimbus 2 in Final Shape.
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We are moving house, so a cleaning inspector came in to give us a quote. She left 30 minutes ago and I realized that I left a massive shit in the toilet, unflushed.
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The destiny weapon roll police are the worst. They will spend every waking hour of their life grinding for a 5/5 only to put up 16 defeats in a max time limit game of control 💀.
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PvP is very much not fun at all right now. Does Bungie still have a PvP team?.
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After doing my first ever raid sherpa yesterday, I can say with confidence that I now have the patience necessary to father a child.
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**guy gets 607,000th place in World Cup**. **logs on to twitter**. "bro deadass on god lowkey I swear I would have no doubt taken 1st if I was on stretched brah. my 90s were mad soggy but its whatevr. Not rly tripin tho.".
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Season of the Haunted is definitely going down as one of the seasons in history.
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When you remember that a bolt is more useful from 8m than a tac is 🧠
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I STAYED UP FOR 25 HOURS FINISHING THE ROOT OF NIGHTMARES VIDEO. IT GOT DEMONETIZED. WOOOOO!.
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You can latch onto your own smoke bomb by using the grapple grenade😎
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I am setting forth on a journey to 1v1 every destiny content creator that I am aware of. I will be in your DMs soon.
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Destiny 2 is dry so I'm turning to alcoholism. About to record us figuring out the shattered throne, while having to take a shot each time we wipe.
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The nuclear fallout from using a donald trump meme in my last video
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Sources say that SirDimetrious will be buying Bungie for $3.9B with the cash that he secured from promoting mobile games.
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The peen discord that @TTfue put together is tight. It’s fun being able to play in a populated scrim environment with 100 ping and not get shafted because you are fighting weaker players. The players aren’t great obviously, but they at least (usually) know what they are doing.
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Hello my name is Sawyer. My interests include:. -Poker.-Rolling Dice.-Russian Roulette .-Picking names out of hats.-Competitive Fortnite.
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