Sir Cole Jerkin
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@HailEternal
How is literally anyone even vaguely familiar with her death confused by that tweet in the slightest
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@sugarsmorecake
Your assessment is so valid it’s not even funny
Here’s my minute from last week’s Kill Tony appearance. Hillary Clinton fans enjoy.
#standupcomedy
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@netflix
@glenpowell
@adriaarjona
Fire your graphic designers. Or let me see the movie early and I’ll make a poster 😌
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@doubtpointv2
The rush of choosing your seat and continuing only to be greeted with “$0” multiple times a week >>>
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According to Fandango, The Killer was only playing in one theater within a 50 mile radius of Chicago. So I drove an hour to St Charles with my dad. I then proceeded to Leo meme when I noticed Fassbender walking across the bridge that is in the town that I was seeing the movie in
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@benshapiro
Every year you tweet this and every year it gets less funny which should be statistically impossible as it has never been funny whatsoever yet somehow you manage
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@bimbologymajor
Finally time I start manufacturing
Thinking of inventing a bike seat with a hole where you balls are and then inside the hole theres a tiny bike seat for your balls
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Friendly reminder that Kaitlin Bennet blocked me on twitter for sending this picture that my dad and I made
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@Lunwi88
I do have to wonder tho after how long will it be worth criticism if they Keep making Spider-Man games only in New York. Like adding new sections is great but Manhattan is literally always the same. After this game surely they gotta add a new city or SOMETHING right
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@MaddcowG
@SookiKanban
This shit made me laugh out loud in the middle of the night bc it’s crazy enough to make the first image but then to make the reverse side ?!?! 😭
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@guymrdth
Actually kind of funny now to not let the bit go. Funnier every new reference he makes
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@adultbuttman
God that ending… after all of that and the smell of fresh air he knows he’s most likely a goner but he also knows he did it
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@Name3309
Unironically amazing line reading he just watched his platonic soulmate fall to her death on a different planet after talking to a dude with a red skull face who granted him a magic rock for it.. Do we forget he’s just a normal guy who’s now traumatized
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explaining my @
Circle Jerking
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@Jtaylor0_3
Always hilarious when Twitter users think they know how to color grade films by changing the contrast and vibrance on their iPhones.. if everybody on here is so good at this then why are they not making money by becoming a professional?
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I'm tryna be as happy in life as a McAuley girl on Mercy Day
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@xe0_xeo
@yngiscumslut
Lest we forget his amazing artwork for
@StephenKing
The Dark Tower II: The Drawing of the Three
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@Guslivesagain
Correct and I hate that they used this pic bc they look the best when his eyes are wide open like in homecoming when the suit is adjusting after he puts it on
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@eventualforever
I almost don’t want to go to one of her concerts bc I know it’s just gonna be the entire crowd singing over her. It is not karaoke !! I paid to hear the artist !!
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@THEEVlLDEAD
Funnily enough there’s been numerous times throughout the series I was scared he’d jump but not this episode bc he clearly clicked the lobby button on the elevator so I knew he was safe
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@StolenDans
God forbid he finds joy in big projects that many people watch and also have security in good pay
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Idk what girl needs to hear this but get that nipple piercing
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@yearlymaren
If your most common review is a HALF star I fear you need some joy in your life 😭😭
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@then0wnow
My friends and I started laughing out loud to the point I thought the movie was doing a bit for some reason which made it all the more funny when the movie finally did start
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@AllKnowingSy
@siyyaninaas
Someone is not “innocent until proven guilty” when talking about SA crimes let’s be clear
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@PoorOldRoloTony
Imma start posting this under every tweet I see about The Killer bc my mind is still blown
According to Fandango, The Killer was only playing in one theater within a 50 mile radius of Chicago. So I drove an hour to St Charles with my dad. I then proceeded to Leo meme when I noticed Fassbender walking across the bridge that is in the town that I was seeing the movie in
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@joshtenet
If he created that much wake on the water how tf is he not destroying everything. And I know it was already mentioned but that first second of him using the speed force looks so cool then immediately is ruined
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@Nick_Newman
I’ve heard such good things about the movie it’s so disheartening to see this terrible poster like what is going on here did they hire a junior year graphic design student
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After months of enduring her insanely idiotic posts, having her notifs on just to reply with stupid memes, and having her dumb followers come in my mentions... I have finally reached my goal. Thank you all for being there on this journey with me.
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POV: You just told me Harry Styles isn’t the most beautiful man on earth
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