Simone
@SimonePulga
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Theatre underwriter, queer of the non-tender variety, closer of dance floors, deeply unserious human (he/him)
Melbourne, Victoria
Joined June 2017
“I didn’t understood”
I didn't understood one word of the halftime show, did you? I need a translator😂
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Lol @melbournefringe are these guys still representing you or nah
Sole partner of @MelbSymphony’s chosen law firm @ABLLaw describes anti Zionist Jews as ‘repulsive and revolting’ and ‘vicious antisemites’. This brazen display of hate speech against Jews (ie antisemitism) is a calculated test aimed at the @AlboMP government to prove their absolute fealty to genocidal Zionism, and to assure all Australian Zionists that hate speech laws will not apply to them. MSO - does this firm best represent your interests? If so, why? @withMEAA
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RT @jaysongillham: Sole partner of @MelbSymphony’s chosen law firm @ABLLaw describes anti Zionist Jews as ‘repulsive and revolting’ and ‘vi…
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it’s well known in the arts industry that ABL are the last refuge of the cartoonishly incompetent, the kind of law firm you see representing the least defensible side of any argument, and… well, no fucking surprise here i guess
Nothing, but nothing, is worse than those Jews who level totally unfounded allegations of genocide and ethnic cleansing against the State of Israel. They are repulsive and revolting human beings. Their relatives who were murdered by the Nazis - the role models for Hamas - will undoubtedly be turning in their graves. Their avowed anti Zionism is clearly no more than a cover for the reality that they are vicious antisemites.
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love the new metro! genuinely can’t wait to see it in action. all that’s left is a bit more testing and for a local hero to set fire to that fugly canopy at town hall
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@BasedMikeLee “Name a fascist dictator whose agenda entails doing all the things commonly associated with fascist dictators” is an impeccable take
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@AbidingInLove_ @DrNeilStone honey when you lie about your credentials on the internet you gotta remember it’s called pharmacy
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@vidyarrrr oh god the raw milk people will be all over this, as soon as they learn how to read
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Back where I’m from, the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break was to take a cigarette break
Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break
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(slaps hostage on bonnet) an oil change and he’s good as new
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@tomri33le @AriDrennen Buddy my name is literally Simone and the honest answer to your question is: you didn’t know these things, you just fucked up all the time and nobody told you
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@Newsjunkie969 @realRick_AUS mate, it was 101 in 2024 and that’s victims of murder, not suicide. Is it too late to ask your school for a full refund
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@dansk_holger @CurtisHouck yeah as a general rule we do tend to feel better when aircrafts remain outside of other aircrafts
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Here for this but with the addition of a clause that maybe the Greens could try this insane move called “asking a couple of questions before endorsing the motherfucker” (I am an incorrigible idealist)
@kels_316 Getting to the point the greens should just stop endorsing candidates for local govt. The only power councils have worth a fuck is control over real estate development, and if you can't get your own candidates to support the headline party policy then whats the point
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