Simo
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Every time Jay-Z do some shit y’all don’t like, y’all try to turn him into a Batman villain. Every single time lmao
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Trying to get someone to do cover art shouldn’t be this strenuous
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When I see my homie pull up to the function wearin the same fit I told him I was gon wear 3 days earlier
If niggas acted how females act in friendships, the murder rate would be much higher. You bitches are insufferable
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Hoffman loses - Y'all give them shit.
Hoffman wins - Y'all still give them shit.
Give the boys some credit, they've been workin.
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Meanwhile, niggas will get curved 7 times a day and still keep it pushin lmao
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Duo still ain’t missed on an album
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Late to the party, but update
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Update 🥹
I take this Twitter shit serious, this my adopted son Leo (idk the gender but Leo is fitting)
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Y'all gotta stop putting so much effort into people who really don't care for you. Guarantee your life gets better when you do.
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Getting to announce your bid for the most powerful position in the USA while actively being under investigation for tax fraud and an insurrection of the country might be the single greatest display of white privilege we have seen in this lifetime
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I'm still at war with this Bulls front office though.... Say you want to go "younger" but pick up 2 30+ year old players....
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My coworkers real
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Between the lyrics and production, this song is perfect
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If you got an issue with me, it’s one sided cause imma move like you don’t exist, so go ahead and keep losin ya mind over a nigga who don’t even acknowledge you
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We continuously let the people that hurt us back into our lives because we have a small piece of hope that they won't do it again.
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Starting this new job tomorrow, hopeful for a lot of new opportunities and growth
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Streamwood: Sharkiesha is our valedictorian, the shovel girl is our class president, and the scooter guy is our top athlete 😂😂😂😂
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The customer is not always right. More times than not, the customer is actually an entitled dumbass who can barely wipe they own ass
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If you try to compare this to a Chicago school, you dumb af. Chicago schools are 10 times worse than this.
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When I graduate this year, I’m going to go on a 2 month long vacation, this shit is deserved
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4 MVPS and 4 championships combined in this video
Damian Lillard: "I heard when you were saying all these youngins, you didn't name me."
LeBron James: "I sure didn't. No I did not."
Dame: "I ain't old."
LeBron: "You ain't no youngin no more." 🤣
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You seek validation from those who don’t care for you at all. You run to tweet instead of going into a booth. Most importantly, you speak only after I speak. Now, exactly why should I care what you think?
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Y’all found out about the words “toxic” and “oppressed” 3 years ago and ain’t shut the fuck up since
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Done with finals and got to see folks while headed home. Unofficial bird watcher still on my title
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It's crazy how a generation so obsessed with wanting love doesn't know how to show it or appreciate it
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Jay-Z literally told niggas this word for word on his latest albums but niggas wanna get mad over the money phone line smh
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I take this Twitter shit serious, this my adopted son Leo (idk the gender but Leo is fitting)
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We in prison right now. Nearly 30 cops in SHS and we on lockdown.
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I nominate 75% of you for the "Have Fun without Alcohol/Weed Challenge." I know it's impossible for half of you, but you should still try 😂
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Don't anyone talk shit about Anthony... He was defending his own brother. That's some real shit right there.
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@goddessskyyy
@lyric2go
@AlchemicalDaddy
@MulhollandL0ver
Business minded? Now tell the full story. Life is funny, he used your infidelity to push him to start his own publishing company (which is about to get bought by Scholastic) and is set to retire before 35. His subscription to you is charity atp, way to hustle backwards
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@HeLovesDess
You said “you was clothes”, so I’m just showin my support for the homie, that’s all 😂
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My dad hasn't come to any of my graduations, but I've come this far without him and I won't let that stop me.
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Niggas really pay to get into house parties and stand on a wall the whole night lmfao wtf wrong with you
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Sony rebranding/renaming Spider-Man’s Spidey sense as the “Peter tingle” is nasty work
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I had gone 72 hours without seeing them on my TL, damn you nigga
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Why fight when you can get hella RTs and not really do shit instead
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Super classic, top-tier movie
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I’d cut down a tree with a plastic butter knife before I get someone’s name tatted on me
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Idk how y'all parents let your bf or gf sleepover at your house... My mom don't play that shit 😂😂
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Passed my final, another successful semester. 4 more classes till graduation
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This nigga 21 said Amber Rose got him doin shit that he never done before like drinking water lmao nigga what
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Nigga, I just sneezed 6 times straight in front of a group of fine women and one of ‘em gon say “You need some tissues, sniffles?” I’m not leaving the house till next summer smh
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Got accepted into the college I wanted on Draft Day... I take that as a sign.
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She think she unique or sum but she on some nut shit basically
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Good afternoon. It’s another beautiful day, week, month, and year to be black
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Nigga how long is Coachella, I thought that shit was only like 3 days
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College makes you realize that spending 8 hours a day in a high school 5 days a week for 4 years is so pointless.
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A lot of y’all niggas be fuckin up y’all chances with women cause you don’t know how to act when you see some that are mildly attractive smh
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The fighting didn't make the school worse, the test scores and grades did. Get your facts straight.
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Lmao wasted 3 mins of my life watching that XXL Cypher. 3 niggas damn near said the same shit and XXX was summoning the devil or something
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Cause we live in a time where if you make it big, you have to support them or you’re a “hater”. That mindset is hella annoying
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It’s always a bald nigga at the barbershop, just there for the vibes
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Enjoy life and take it step by step. You ain’t supposed to have ya life completely figured out at this point
Graduations in under two months and I’ve never been more on the fence for what I want to do after it
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I hate those people who say graduating high school ain't that big of a deal... You know how many mfs don't graduate high school?
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#mygirlfriendnotallowedto
Look good in front of other niggas. When we alone you can look like an 8, but in public yo ass better drop to a 3.
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This sad as hell to see him have elite route running and not get rewarded for it
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Hopeless romantic, yet I feel very undeserving of love. This life shit is crazy
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@ItalianFiesta
Man hell nah, I lost 3 hours of sleep yesterday cause you was tweetin like this, cmon dawg
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